Seriously I am joking , God is a Civil Engineer

移花接木
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One joke: edited by me

Four university engineering students were sitting around one day trying to figure out what kind of Engineer God is.

The mechanical engineering student says "I think God is a Mechanical Engineer, look at God's creation of human body, the joints, levers, and muscle and sense of balance." The other three nod their heads and say "Yeah, could be."

The electrical engineering student says "I think God is an Electrical Engineer, look at  the nervous system and neural network, such sophisticated wiring can only be done by an electrical engineer" The other three nod their heads and say "Yeah, could be."

The chemical engineering student says "I think God is a Chemical Engineer, because of hormonal balances and metabolism." The other three nod their heads and say "Yeah, could be."

At last the civil engineering student snaps his fingers and shouts out "I know, God MUST be a Civil Engineer!"

The other three ask "Why?"

"Well" says the fourth engineer, "who else would put a waste water drainage right through a prime recreational area?"

One serious:  Safety NO. 1

Poem: I CHOSE TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY

By DON MERRILL

I could have saved a life that day
But I chose to look the other way.
It wasn't that I didn't care,
I had the time and i was there

But I didn't want to seem a fool,
or argue over a safety rule.
I knew he'd done the job before
If I spoke up he might get sore.

The chances didn't seem that bad
I'd done the same, he knew I had,
So I shook my head and waled on by,
He knew the risks as well as I.

He took the chance, I closed an eye,
And with that act, I let him die.
I could have saved a life that day,
But I chose to look the other way.

Now every time I see his wife,
I'll know I should have saved his life.
That guilt is something I must bear,
But it isn't something you need share.

If you see a risk that others take,
That puts their health or life at stake,
The question asked or thing you say
Could help them live another day.

If you see a risk and walk away
Then hope you never have to say,
I could have saved a life that day
But I CHOSE to look the other way

 

小公主
Thanks. Too bad I didn’t understand what dose civil engineer mea

And I don't understand what he wes saying either 

若初坐看云起
土木工程师
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beautifulwind
哈哈,热烈欢迎大帅哥大摄影师大搞笑师花董!这个笑话太有创意啦:)你能把这首诗现在读出来贴进主帖,让大家听听你动人的声音吗?:)
才歌
移花大师总是很幽默!
移花接木
Great! Keep on your innocence
移花接木
万分感谢大美女大音乐家大作妖师美风! 这个笑话有点小小荤,我现在读不了诗,我的声音灰常crappy
移花接木
Born to be funny. ..
移花接木
为什么这里叫美语世界? 专门交流美式英语?
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beautifulwind
LOL。你要不说还真没明白:)
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beautifulwind
美语,就是美妙的英语,简称“美语”:)
移花接木
惭愧, 我总是full of shit
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beautifulwind
哈哈,贫嘴是我的擅长,真开心你来美坛:)
若初坐看云起
Born to be full of fun:)

说一个人funny并不是说他幽默,而是说他滑稽可笑,略带点贬义,供参考

 

移花接木
:-) cheers, 你一直让所有人都开心
沿
沿途美景
哈哈,who else would put a waste water drainage right through....
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beautifulwind
恭喜花董。首页进来,谢谢网管,花董编辑的笑话成功挂首:)
可惜我是-水瓶座
都跑这儿来了
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beautifulwind
哈哈哈,都跑哪来了?:)热烈欢迎大美女水瓶驻足美语世界坛!这里有感恩节活动通知,三星期准备,一定参加哈:)

https://bbs.wenxuecity.com/mysj/214510.html

有空时也来美坛分享你的英文经验:)

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beautifulwind
今天首页早晨跑的格外快,花董是不是都没看到自己的帖啊:)不过,挂首之后的帖子不能再更改了:)
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beautifulwind
愿意玩一句话翻译吗?大家轮流主持:

https://bbs.wenxuecity.com/mysj/213878.html