不就是绑票吗,我可是惯犯了,hiahiahia

移花接木
楼主 (文学城)

我先自首, 以前的绑架案:

第一绑: 音频, 要绑就先绑个大的, 先绑版主.

美风原帖链接:【欢迎跟读】新概念4 Lesson6The Sporting Spirit 兼如何做视频 文字略. 在原音频上插入我的音频

 

第二绑: 文字, 原文: 天边一片白云,

从白云的狗狗的视角, 改写白云的原文"消失的包子", The disappeared BAOZIsA Special Christmas in 2020

然后我成了她的狗狗,Buster的移花大叔.

My mom likes eating Chinese ban (BAOZIs), mom's family all good at making delicious Baozi, grandma, auntie, uncle,everyone. 

I had seen her failed a few times to make her own, poorly mixed and kneaded flour, bumpy dough.   She was so frastrated and gave up. She ordered Baozi from outside several times,  I wondered how they tasted, she never let me try.  

Later, she got a magical box, added flour and water, and came out a smooth dough.

So she made Baozi one day,  she spent the whole morning. She left them rest on the counter. Now mom was napping in sofa.  Later mom would eat them with dad and sister,never gave one to me. They looked so well and I was drooling badly.   Woo,woo,woo, not fair, I am a good kid, but I want Baozi... ... Baozi. 

Action...

one Baozi, yummy... ... I couldn't stop, another baozi, another baozi... ...

All of a sudden "啊啊.................................", sounded my mom's screaming " My buns!" 

then dad "What happened?" "What happened?" "What happened?" "What happened?"

I still had one Baozi stuffed in my mouth and turned to mom with a guilty gazing. 

She started snatching it from my mouth. I looked at the countertop, there was one bun left. 

"Where are those six buns?" mom asked dad,

"I didn't touch any of buns", he answered, of course he didn't, I ate six raw buns!

The rest of the day, mom seemed so worry about me.  Why? I just ate Baozi, maybe only because she is mom, every mom in the world is the same.  I was OK. I ate OK, I played OK, I pooped OK... ...

That's my story of the missing Baozi.

Hi, uncles and aunties, I am a black labradoodle, and this is me and my snow sculpture. My name is 汪汪汪

grabbing Baozi from the tall counter, I am a big boy now...

Sister's drawing of me stealing Baozi

图片文字都取自天边一片白云的原帖,链接如下:

白云的狗狗,自我介绍: Let me introduce myself
梦里水乡2019
哇,这是好专业的绑架教程哦!
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pandashifu
这个是标准的绑架案例,呃,是范例了!并且是高级的绑架!
卫宁
是九阳神功还是葵花宝典? 不管了,先练起来!:))
魔幻水晶
哈哈哈,这个绑架手法太娴熟了,很棒的绑架demo,移花绑匪棒棒哒,哈哈
魔幻水晶
你这专业绑架惯犯,应该参加排班当一下裁判啊
以梦
哈哈哈继续占座~~~~
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wxy431
这宝典看了好几遍!
偶尔闪闪
资深绑匪,技艺精湛!
以梦
“移花接木”,你这ID已经是妥妥的绑架大牛了!范例极其精彩,,可以当教科书使用,可否请绑架大师出任资深裁判?:DDDD
移花接木
可以请,但我也可以认怂,哈哈哈
以梦
哈哈哈哈 就这么愉快的决定了:DDDD
以梦
哈哈哈哈 就这么愉快的决定了:DDDD
雷翁
真是绑票宝典!移花兄高人呀!
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merlotwine
+1
碧蓝天
花帅,太牛了!这个是及时雨,让我们这些预备绑匪都学学。童鞋们,要干大事就得心狠手辣,眼明手快!!!哈哈!