Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic is an American musician best known for creating comedy songs that make light of pop culture and often parody specific songs by contemporary musicians. He also performs original songs that are style pastiches of the work of other acts, as well as polka medleys of several popular songs, most of which feature his trademark accordion.
How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan? So eat it, just eat it (brr) Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate Don't wanna hear about what kinds of foods you hate (woo) You won't get no dessert 'til you clean off your plate So eat it, don't you tell me you're full Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it) Get yourself an egg and beat it Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried Just eat it (eat it), just eat it (eat it) Just eat it (eat it), just eat it (eat it, woo) Your table manners are a cryin' shame You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame So eat it, just eat it (brr) You better listen, better do what you're told (woo) You haven't even touched your tuna casserole (ooh) You better chow down, or it's gonna get cold So eat it, I don't care if you're full Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it) Open up your mouth and feed it Have some more yogurt, have some more Spam It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it) Don't you make me repeat it Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn't matter what you had for lunch Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it) If it's getting cold, reheat it Have a big dinner, have a light snack If you don't like it, you can't send it back Just eat it (ooh-hoo, eat it), eat it (eat it) Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh, Lord) Have some more chicken (ooh-hoo), have some more pie (ooh-hoo-hoo) It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it) Don't you make me repeat it (oh, no) Have a banana, have a whole bunch (ooh-hoo-hoo) It doesn't matter what you had for lunch...
跑着颠着来参加活动啦
！“永葆童心”说得真好啊！
这边长大的娃娃英文歌唱得好不奇怪，小朋友四岁半完全不认识中文时，不知怎么跟着歌词从头唱到尾的（应该是全程记住歌词了）。那句成语竟然依葫芦画瓢地唱过去了。
最后一句还知道拉长音，纳闷他是在哪学的。
小毛驴
我有一只小毛驴我从来也不骑
有一天我心血来潮骑着去赶集
我手里拿着小皮鞭我心里正得意
不知怎么哗啦啦啦我摔了一身泥
我有一只小毛驴我从来也不骑
有一天我心血来潮骑着去赶集
我手里拿着小皮鞭我心里正得意
不知怎么哗啦啦啦我摔了一身泥
Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic is an American musician best known for creating comedy songs that make light of pop culture and often parody specific songs by contemporary musicians. He also performs original songs that are style pastiches of the work of other acts, as well as polka medleys of several popular songs, most of which feature his trademark accordion.
Weird Al" Yankovic 改编（恶搞）过很多大牌明星的传世之作，在唱片店里也见过他的CD。捣蛋的小孩当然不会放过这类歌曲：
Eat It
Song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan?
So eat it, just eat it (brr)
Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't wanna hear about what kinds of foods you hate (woo)
You won't get no dessert 'til you clean off your plate
So eat it, don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it (eat it), just eat it (eat it)
Just eat it (eat it), just eat it (eat it, woo)
Your table manners are a cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it (brr)
You better listen, better do what you're told (woo)
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole (ooh)
You better chow down, or it's gonna get cold
So eat it, I don't care if you're full
Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more Spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
If it's getting cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it (ooh-hoo, eat it), eat it (eat it)
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh, Lord)
Have some more chicken (ooh-hoo), have some more pie (ooh-hoo-hoo)
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
Don't you make me repeat it (oh, no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch (ooh-hoo-hoo)
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch...
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Michael Joe Jackson
Eat It lyrics © Mijac Music
正装版《BEAT IT》（他自己加了电音）