周一贴个笑话,不好笑别告诉我 :))

心存善念
楼主 (文学城)

Once upon a time, an alien fleet from another galaxy landed in New York and took control of the city.

 

Since the alien beings had a different social system, they started their governing by doing two things. First, separating women from men, and settling them in the east and west sides of the city respectively, since they didn't honor marriage. In addition, they reallocated life supplies to people based on classification of honesty.

 

Under the alien’s governance, life continued.  One day, three friends shared a drink at a bar, and talked about their new lives. Abby confessed first that she cheated on her ex-husband a several times and because of that she only got a Toyota Corolla and a one bedroom apartment.  Becky also confessed that she cheated on her ex-husband too, but only once, therefore she received a Toyota Camry and a two bedroom apartment. Cindy said in a sad tone that the new government gave her a Ferrari and a large house, since she has never cheated.  

 

When her two friends looked at her with jealousy, she actually looked pretty depressed, which made her friends very confused.  She continued to tell her friends “The other day, I went out to enjoy my new ride and saw my ex-husband. He was riding an old bicycle…”

妖妖灵
Ex-husband "is riding an old bycycle" 为什么好笑呢?:)花董呢?解释一下:)
移花接木
Y she got the most luxary vehicle? y the ex got the poorest?
妖妖灵
“they reallocated life supplies to people based on classificatio
妖妖灵
based on classification of honesty.”所以还是蛤蟆跳井:)
移花接木
cheat several times得到一辆corolla, 那么得到一辆自行车的人,cheat过多少次?
妖妖灵
她因为不cheating得到一辆法拉利啊。她ex是一辆自行车和她有什么关系?
移花接木
被cheat的当然是她自己了,亏大了,哈哈哈哈哈哈
移花接木
美风这份innocence,让我觉得好惭愧,不是开玩笑我认真的
妖妖灵
她从不cheat,但是她ex 经常cheat。所以,变成ex了。对不对?:)
移花接木
问题是她一直蒙在鼓里,直到看见了自行车,不是因为cheat成ex,是外星人把所有婚姻都ex了
妖妖灵
主要是我智商太低,还记得你第一次来美坛贴的笑话帖,哈哈,我也是没看懂,大大方方的就让网管推首页去了:)
妖妖灵
哈哈,你一解释ex,我现在终于明白了,哈哈哈哈哈
心存善念
我快被你俩的认真态度感动哭了 :D
移花接木
你从没说自己是学霸,医学院收什么样的学生谁不知道,你千万别象我一样Full of shit
心存善念
+1发别人看不懂的笑话我是deep in shit :))
何仙姑
哈哈哈哈哈
心存善念
仙姑缘何发笑啊?
妖妖灵
多发笑话,需要训练一下。:)
Z
Zhuzitaba
这个放在笑坛

大家都懂。

C被绿了

Z
Zhuzitaba
similarly

心存善念
最后包袱抖得绝妙
妖妖灵
不好意思我这么弱,可惜没时间去笑坛:)