aces essay exam

移花接木
楼主 (文学城)

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:

1. Religion
2. Royalty
3. Sex
4. Mystery

The prize-winning essay read:

‘My God,” said the Queen, “I’m pregnant. I wonder who did it!”

陶陶三
我来试一个更简单的:-)

Love.

 

移花接木
我还以为你喝了子母河的水
陶陶三
西游记是个好素材:-)女妖精应该怎么翻?有没有更好的?

The Tang Monk escaped from a succubus's bed and continued his journey to the west for Buddhist scriptures.

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ibelieu
How the god Mars impregnated the first Roman king’s mother

remains a mystery.

注:Romulus was Rome’s legendary first king and the city’s founder.  His mother was Rhea Silvia.  According to Livy's account, Silvia was the daughter of Numitor, king of Alba Longa, and descended from Aeneas. Numitor's younger brother Amulius seized the throne and killed Numitor's son, then forced Rhea Silvia to become a Vestal Virgin, a priestess of the goddess Vesta. As Vestal Virgins were sworn to celibacy, this would ensure the line of Numitor had no heirs. Rhea, however, became pregnant with the twins Romulus and Remus by the god Mars.  According to Plutarch, she believed this because she saw her children being cared for by a wood pecker and a wolf – animals sacred to Mars.

妖妖灵
Who designed the sexy wedding dress for Meghan? The one she wea

Who designed the sexy wedding dress  for Meghan,which she weared at St. George's Chapel at Windsor Castle?

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AP33912
Cruise jumps off Scientology HQ with JLo in left arm, a fan in r
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AP33912
right arm, three disappear in river.
甜虫虫
Good one! :)
陶陶三
Finally, he bore a child.
青松站
得分等於出人意表-出其不意的極致-:))。
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Ha65494
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