I thought this conversation was really cute, and was planning to do something with it. I recorded my part of the conversation a while ago. But it took me a while to copy/paste the audio clips, and merge them into one. So, here it is!
Three takeaways: (1) Never assume that age & voice are
somehow related. (2) A good daughter is always ready to snitch on her father. (3) The truth is, truth can be twisted even though we believe that facts are stubbornly straight. Good night!
much funnier than the original I literally bent over double with laughter. I'm truly impressed by and grateful for your performance. Your voice is so very sweet yet your tone is so aptly bratty you've really brought the character of the spoiled brat to life. Seriously, I was howling with laughter; I was so loud I thought the coyotes in the woods clamored in protest. Thank you for the cool effort!
You got quite a brat here, haha. My revenge!
I thought this conversation was really cute, and was planning to do something with it. I recorded my part of the conversation a while ago. But it took me a while to copy/paste the audio clips, and merge them into one. So, here it is!
Link to the original post: Why Do Things Look Bent In Water By ibelieu
------A Conversation between a Father and His 5-Year-Old Daughter:
D Dad, get me some water, please.
F But you are right there at the sink. Why can't you get water yourself?
D But I want you to do it for me. Please, Dad!
F Eh, Sweetie, Dad is not home on vacation. Dad's only home because of this pandemic thingy. Can't you see Dad's working?
D I don't give a damn. Dad, I want …
F Whoa, watch your language Missy！
D Dad, get me water or I'm going to tell on you.
F Now, now, what did I do this time?
D I saw you throw out the junk Mom kept in the attic. I'm telling Mom.
F No, you won't.
D Yes, I will. My water, please.
F Ok, ok, here is your water, you tattletale.
D What did you call me?
F Princess, I called you princess.
D I want some honey in the water.
F Ok, here is some honey. Are we good, now?
D A spoon, too, please.
F Spoon's coming.
D Hey, Dad, look at the spoon. It's twisted! Bad Daddy！ You gave me twisted spoon.
F You are pulling my leg, aren't you? It's a good spoon.
D Look in the water, Dad. See the spoon? It's bent.
F Take it out, will you? Let's take a look.
D Well, it's not twisted now. But I swear to Chairman Mao. It was twisted in the water. What the heck?
F I tell you what, sweetie pie; the spoon became bent because there is a fairy living in that water. She bent the spoon.
D But I don't see any fairy!
F That's because she's a fairy. We can't see fairies. But the fairy bent your spoon, didn't she?
D Why did she bend my spoon?
F Because fairies do not like tattletales, that's why.
D Oh, yeah! Down the drain goes the fairy! Go bend spoons there. And, oh, Dad, I'm telling Mom you are hiding a fairy in your bedroom.
F Oh, alright, here's the science behind it all. Sweetie? Honey? Princess?
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somehow related. (2) A good daughter is always ready to snitch on her father. (3) The truth is, truth can be twisted even though we believe that facts are stubbornly straight. Good night!
I raised the pitch of my voice to High C using something called technology, haha. It's so TRUE that truth can be twisted.
Good night, Yang yang!
much funnier than the original I literally bent over double with laughter. I'm truly impressed by and grateful for your performance. Your voice is so very sweet yet your tone is so aptly bratty you've really brought the character of the spoiled brat to life. Seriously, I was howling with laughter; I was so loud I thought the coyotes in the woods clamored in protest. Thank you for the cool effort!
Thanks to your funny script, I had a chance to act out as a bratty girl! hahaha
Good night!
Talents here.
我们可以写剧本，上演话剧了。。。
if we are only seeing superb performance talent or some natural inclination from childhood stage is shining through. :)
she comes out to play. :)))
I had a lot fun playing with this piece. Thank you very much!