【蓝队】【美坛蓝绿绑架争霸】Why Do Things Look Bent In Water

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ibelieu
楼主 (文学城)

--- --- a Scientific Explanation

 

The following is a skit inspired by 《My Fantasy Childhood》by 疏影笑寒

 

------A Conversation between a Father and His 5-Year-Old Daughter:

 

D       Dad, get me some water, please.

F        But you are right there at the sink.  Why can't you get water yourself?

D       But I want you to do it for me.  Please, Dad!

F        Eh, Sweetie, Dad is not home on vacation.  Dad's only home because of this pandemic thingy.   Can't you see Dad's working?

D       I don't give a damn.  Dad, I want …

F        Whoa, watch your language Missy!

D       Dad, get me water or I'm going to tell on you.

F        Now, now, what did I do this time?

D       I saw you throw out the junk Mom kept in the attic.  I'm telling Mom. 

F        No, you won't.

D       Yes, I will.  My water, please.

F        Ok, ok, here is your water, you tattletale.

D       What did you call me?

F        Princess, I called you princess.

D       I want some honey in the water.

F        Ok, here is some honey.  Are we good, now?

D       A spoon, too, please.

F        Spoon's coming.

D       Hey, Dad, look at the spoon.  It's twisted!  Bad Daddy! You gave me twisted spoon.

F        You are pulling my leg, aren't you?  It's a good spoon.

D       Look in the water, Dad.  See the spoon?  It's bent.

F        Take it out, will you?  Let's take a look.

D       Well, it's not twisted now.  But I swear to Chairman Mao.  It was twisted in the water.  What the heck?

F        I tell you what, sweetie pie; the spoon became bent because there is a fairy living in that water.  She bent the spoon.

D       But I don't see any fairy!

F        That's because she's a fairy.  We can't see fairies.  But the fairy bent your spoon, didn't she?

D       Why did she bend my spoon?

F        Because fairies do not like tattletales, that's why.

D       Oh, yeah!  Down the drain goes the fairy!  Go bend spoons there.  And, oh, Dad, I'm telling Mom you are hiding a fairy in your bedroom.

F        Oh, alright, here's the science behind it all.  Sweetie?  Honey?  Princess?

 

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《My fantasy childhood》

                   ---- 疏影笑寒

While I was little, I was interested in everything, and I wanted to know why.  One day, my mom gave me a cup of water to drink.  I put a spoon in the cup, and found that the spoon was not as straight as before. What happened to my spoon? Was there a ghost? And after taking it out, the spoon was straight again; but put in the water, it changed again... I didn't know the reason and I was looking forward to getting the correct answer. Waiting and waiting, until my old cousin told me this physics question.

 

 

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beautifulwind
哇,太精彩啦!多么好的绑架榜样!无限创意!:)疏影请来发表被绑感言!:)
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AP33912
A good start —- “ married with children “ in background.
陶陶三
哈哈,好有创意,喜欢这句“But I swear to Chairman Mao...”。 恭喜美风,你的idea开始初露端倪了
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beautifulwind
哈哈哈,给绑票的主帖改头换面,就看绑架者的聪明才智啦!:)
陶陶三
我看蓝队对绑架充满了无限的热情,似乎绿队只想等着被绑架啊。:-)
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beautifulwind
这个活动20多天呢,我赶脚绿队会后发制人滴:)
甜虫虫
This is so cute:) Well done!
忒忒绿
绑得漂亮,蓝队第二弹,蓝绿60:0。绿对加油!
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beautifulwind
记错分了,绑票目前都是绿队,所以,现在是40:20,哈哈:)
陶陶三
蓝队绑架一次,实际上只能挣10分啊,好辛苦的样子~。那根绳子还要10块钱呢。:-)
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beautifulwind
虫虫你可是绿队主力,赶紧的,绿队必胜啊!:)
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beautifulwind
绑票提供素材啊,嘿嘿,绿队要绑也是一样的:)
忒忒绿
哈哈,我原来理解错了;)
忒忒绿
欢迎去别的坛子多绑几个;)
陶陶三
关键是你绑了后,她和她妈妈知道么?
颤音
A perfect piece! You are so talented! What a lovely daughter and
天山晨
绑得好,对话很精彩!加分
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Ha65494
很精彩!喜欢Married with Children‘s background music.
树的花花世界
这个绑得好有科学研究精神
移花接木
go 蓝队 go, 哈哈哈太精彩了,the daughter is cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
i
ibelieu
谢谢鼓励!
i
ibelieu
Thank you!
i
ibelieu
That song fits this piece perfectly. :)
i
ibelieu
The science part was inspired by 疏影's original. Thank yuo.
i
ibelieu
There is a little brat, for sure.
i
ibelieu
感谢你的鼓励赞扬!
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ibelieu
All credit goes to those who are organizing and promoting

the activity.  :)

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beautifulwind
恭喜Ibelieu。首页进来,谢谢网管,绑架活动Why Do Things Look Bent In Water推荐成功
天边一片白云
哈哈,太有才了。