But the seventh day [is] the sabbath of the LORD thy God: [in it] thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, nor thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thine ox, nor thine ass, nor any of thy cattle,
Behold, here I [am]: witness against me before the LORD, and before his anointed: whose ox have I taken? or whose ass have I taken? or whom have I defrauded?
Saying unto them, Go into the village over against you, and straightway ye shall find an ass tied, and a colt with her: loose [them], and bring [them] unto me.
<<卧春>>
暗梅幽闻花,卧枝伤恨底,遥闻卧似水,易透达春绿。
岸似绿,岸似透绿,岸似透黛绿。
Fragrance fluttered from the hidden plum blossoms,
Dimmed twigs crouched underneath,
From the distance, reflected was the illusion of water,
Penetrated with ease and reached spring green.
The bank appeared green,
The bank appeared saturated green,
The bank appeared saturated dark green.
《我蠢》
俺没有文化,我智商很低,要问我是谁,一头大蠢驴。
俺是驴,俺是头驴,俺是头呆驴。
I were illiterate,
I were low in IQ,
To ask who I was,
A big dumbed ass.
ass,
an ass,
a throughly dumbed ass.
我是文盲
我智商低下
问我是谁
一个大笨蛋。
屁股,
一个屁股
一个彻头彻尾的笨蛋。
Genesis 22:3
And Abraham rose up early in the morning, and saddled his ass, and took two of his young men with him, and Isaac his son, and ... ...
Exodus 4:20And Moses took his wife and his sons, and set them upon an ass,... ...
Deuteronomy 5:14But the seventh day [is] the sabbath of the LORD thy God: [in it] thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, nor thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thine ox, nor thine ass, nor any of thy cattle,
Samuel-1 12:3Behold, here I [am]: witness against me before the LORD, and before his anointed: whose ox have I taken? or whose ass have I taken? or whom have I defrauded?
Matthew 21:2Saying unto them, Go into the village over against you, and straightway ye shall find an ass tied, and a colt with her: loose [them], and bring [them] unto me.
All the Best..
何必分鹿马?
猫虎本一家。
Flip a coin.
Head or ass.
What about tail?
The tail is wagging the dog.
Dumb axx!
the warning signs of a swimming pool make me laugh very hard:
1. don't wash your kids in the pool especially the rear end.
which end is a human's rear end?
2. shark is seen in this pool, they come out when they smell pee.
deer faced chihuahua resembles a deer face, I think apple faced chihuahua is prettier.
even you were an ass
From what you saied,
we heard of that
you were illiterate,
you were low in IQ,
if we ask who you were,
A big dumbed ass.
ass,
an ass,
a throughly dumbed ass as a dumbed ass
they are all what you saied about youself or not.
Chihuahuas are often referred to as being either "deer head" or "apple head," depending on their appearance and physical characteristics.