歪译《卧春》crouching spring

移花接木
楼主 (文学城)

<<卧春>>

暗梅幽闻花,卧枝伤恨底,遥闻卧似水,易透达春绿。
岸似绿,岸似透绿,岸似透黛绿。

Fragrance fluttered from the hidden plum blossoms,

Dimmed twigs crouched underneath,

From the distance, reflected was the illusion of water,

Penetrated with ease and reached spring green.

The bank appeared green,

The bank appeared saturated green,

The bank appeared saturated dark green.

 


《我蠢》
俺没有文化,我智商很低,要问我是谁,一头大蠢驴。
俺是驴,俺是头驴,俺是头呆驴。

I were illiterate,

I were low in IQ,

To ask who I was,

A big dumbed ass.

ass,

an ass,

a throughly dumbed ass.

 

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beautifulwind
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,我原来其实古文很多意思都一知半解,经过你的英文地道通透的翻译,我彻底明白啦:)
天山晨
哈哈哈,歪读正译,译得好!
盈盈一笑间
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。花董还可以更搞笑一点咩?油墨!油菜花!
天山晨
谷歌把花董的译诗译成这了,哈哈哈

我是文盲

我智商低下

问我是谁

一个大笨蛋。

屁股,

一个屁股

一个彻头彻尾的笨蛋。

移花接木
ass=donkey, many occurrences in Holy Bible,

Genesis 22:3

And Abraham rose up early in the morning, and saddled his ass, and took two of his young men with him, and Isaac his son, and ... ...

Exodus 4:20

And Moses took his wife and his sons, and set them upon an ass,... ...

Deuteronomy 5:14

But the seventh day [is] the sabbath of the LORD thy God: [in it] thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, nor thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thine ox, nor thine ass, nor any of thy cattle,

Samuel-1 12:3

Behold, here I [am]: witness against me before the LORD, and before his anointed: whose ox have I taken? or whose ass have I taken? or whom have I defrauded?

Matthew 21:2

Saying unto them, Go into the village over against you, and straightway ye shall find an ass tied, and a colt with her: loose [them], and bring [them] unto me.

天山晨
哈哈,好玩,要真是这,问问小羊,确认一下?
青松站
How are U-^^&

All the Best..

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LYJiang
Coffee break.半中半西 急就章跟花帅《我蠢》一个:

何必分鹿马?

猫虎本一家。

Flip a coin.

Head or ass.

What about tail?

The tail is wagging the dog.

Dumb axx!

 

移花接木
2 warning signs on a pool made me laugh so hard

the warning signs of a swimming pool make me laugh very hard:

1. don't wash your kids in the pool especially the rear end. 

 which end is a human's rear end? 

2. shark is seen in this pool, they come out when they smell pee.

甜虫虫
哈哈哈,好玩!
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beautifulwind
哈哈哈
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beautifulwind
我觉得小鹿的眼睛长得像Chihuahua:)
移花接木
两种常见的Chihuahua, apple faced/deer faced, deer faced chihuahua

deer faced chihuahua resembles a deer face, I think apple faced chihuahua is prettier.

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just_4_fun
Truth be told, we would still hang out with you,

even you were an ass 

移花接木版:

From what you saied,

we heard of that

you were illiterate,

you were low in IQ,

if we ask who you were,

A big dumbed ass.

ass,

an ass,

a throughly dumbed ass as a dumbed ass


they are all what you saied about youself or not.

移花接木
take a ride
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beautifulwind
还真有两种:我画的时候就搞不清是小狗还是小鹿了:)听说鉴别小狗,脸越短越好看:

Chihuahuas are often referred to as being either "deer head" or "apple head," depending on their appearance and physical characteristics.

忒忒绿
好奇诗作者是谁;)
天山晨
可能就是A-Special-Shiren,简称ASS
天山晨
小羊,这个驴字真的可以译成ass, 在e文化里?
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Marauders
哈哈好玩,ass 诗为啥用过去式啊
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beautifulwind
我觉得是虚拟语气:)
天山晨
有道理,我开始也纳闷
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LYJiang
Right, but no ass really knows that it is an ass.
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beautifulwind
因为如果不是虚拟语气,过去时是“Iwas”,而这里是“Iwere”,典型的虚拟语气:)
盈盈一笑间
哈哈哈