【笑闹美坛】My Ode To FOMO

择木而栖
楼主 (文学城)

 

股海无涯,那里是家?

The sea of stock trading is boundless. Where are you sailing to? Are you coming home soon or keep on pursuing that forever missing holy grail? 

 

 

 

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In this era of endless Fed support and government-sponsored Ponzi scheme (FOMO/YOLO/ZIRP/NIRP), it is tough to be a value investor and sit tight on your hands. The poem below was written by a hedge fund manager. It has many finance and trader jargons but is only half sarcastic.

BGM is by Rod Steward. 

 

 

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(Copyright: Vineer Bhansali, ASCAP)

 

You told me to save my money
Put it in a pot and watch it like honey
But when I opened the pot
Relatively speaking there wasn’t a whole lot

I should not have listened to you
So clear you did not have a clue
I should have done what my neighbor did
Throw caution to the wind and throw in a bid

You made fun of the day trader
You said it will be different later
Like a fool I listened and got stuck in slo mo
Now I am so much happier with FOMO

I know you will be right in the end
You tell me not to borrow and not to lend
But I won’t listen anymore to your no no
I think I will buy some call options and just FOMO

 

 

 



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beautifulwind
沙发
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beautifulwind
泽班总算来了,太喜欢你读英文了,不懂不懂,jargon一概不懂,但是丝毫不妨碍我听你韵味十足的英文朗读:)
择木而栖
YOLO is the new FOMO!
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beautifulwind
BGM特别喜欢,配股海好合适,No No,FOMO,听起来好有意思:)
秋日晴天
诗写得太好了
喜喜哈哈
Sell in May, walk away.....

Even't do sell in May, we need to be cautious since the vix is too low.

花儿解语2021
好诗好诵读!股海里扬帆!
盈盈一笑间
好专业的朗诵,听起来很享受。赞!
俏君
教授太厉害了,这么多术语。朗诵的声音很有磁性!BGM也喜欢。
爱听歌的奥黛丽
完全不懂股票的事,只知道朗读有味BGM好听!
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jerseyhill13
好诗
甜虫虫
赞泽西好声音好朗诵!很会选背景音乐:)
天边一片白云
好音声,好朗诵,真好听!
树的花花世界
疫情期间的股票让人眼红心跳
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moiausis
朗诵好好听!
天山晨
疫情期间的股票让人眼红心跳 - 树的花花世界 - +1 前天的狗狗直接飞
移花接木
我航行在风平浪静的基金小池塘里,捞点小虾或小蜗牛什么的
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beautifulwind
恭喜泽西。首页进来,谢谢网管,笑闹美坛 My Ode To FOMO 推荐成功:)
择木而栖
太感谢美风了。这个题材很小众的