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移花接木
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1)Morris and Brian are working partners, both in their late-60s, and both alcoholic. Neither of them has a valid driver license.  Morris has his wife to pick him up everyday after work.  Brian is single who needs a ride or 20 minutes walking to the bus.  As long as they both showing up to work Brian should have a lift. Morris’s golden retriever dog always comes together.  One hot sweeting day, after they dropped off Brian at the bus stop.  Morris’s wife asked: Is the dog really that stink?  Morris pointed to his golden retriever and said: it’s really stink, but it’s not this dog stink, it is the dog we just let him out.  

2) John, the COO of the company, is in his mid 60s. John is a people person instead of a firm handed leader.  Everyone should like to have a manager like him though might not be the best for the business. John is known for his responses to whatever people talked to him, the most you can expect is: yep, yep… … a traditional British gentleman.  One day he went to a management training program.  Richard said: too late, you can only teach tricks to puppies, an old dog, no matter what you do, he still only: yap, yap…

3) I once wondered why do they call a mummy mommy?  A kid answered, coz they are the same as scary@#$$%^%^&**((*^$#

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beautifulwind
开心,现在总算能轻松看懂你的油墨了,想起第一次的囧样,IQ进步啦,奥耶!:)
移花接木
humor is about wit, joke is funny, my opinion
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beautifulwind
How about sense of humor?
忒忒绿
How many dogs, two?
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woodwishper
support! Joke.
移花接木
heartless + lung_less :-))))

秋日晴天
The guy was referred as a dog - that is the mean part
天边一片白云
我女儿经常抱着我家狗猛闻,说"太好闻了"。别人闻起来肯定是stink.
移花接木
记得你家的黑poodle, 好处是不shed对吧?我家的总觉得它喘气有点腥气,可能golden retriever食物里有什么

可能golden retriever食物里有什么海产品成分,还行,体味不大

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beautifulwind
恭喜花董。首页进来,谢谢网管,“feel the mean...” 挂首成功:)
天边一片白云
Golden doodle. More poodle side. No shed.
移花接木
天天中jackpot都麻木了,别的论坛还有为首页闹矛盾的