彪悍怨妇砸车泄愤 大龄青年崩溃咬舌【Before he cheats】扎胎扎二扎鱼块堆儿!!

杨毛头
楼主 (文学城)

第一次尝试香椿风格和秘笈歌词,完全没有思想准备,被虐惨了。看别人吃豆腐牙快的多半是陷阱。飙英文夯车砸灯爆胎,舌头比肱二头肌还累,唱完感觉被掏空的不是身体~~~~~~~~是脑子   但是为了小伙伴放弃智商也值了!!


Before He Cheats
Song by Carrie Underwood


Right now, he's probably slow dancin'
With a bleached-blond tramp and she's probably gettin' frisky
Right now, he's probably buyin' her some fruity little drink
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Showin' her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
I slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now, she's probably sayin' "I'm drunk"
And he's a-thinkin' that he's gonna get lucky
Right now, he's probably dabbin' on
Three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh, and he don't know
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
I slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
I might have saved a little trouble for the next girl
A-'cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me
No, not on me
'Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
I slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, before he cheats
Oh-oh
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Kear Joshua Peter / Tompkins Christopher G
Before He Cheats lyrics © Big Loud Songs, Round Hill Songs Big Loud Songs, Round Hill Songs Josh Kear
 

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不要惹毛我
悍妇沙发
史东
太厉害了!哈(~ ̄▽ ̄)~ 无人敢奇特!![]~( ̄▽ ̄)~*
无问东西
哈哈,毛头标题党啊!你和马哥的暗号我好像看懂了!CU的代表作之一,毛头唱的咬牙切齿,太酷了!:))
唐歌
喔,确实很悍妇:))这香椿太正点了!
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Maddux
我了个去。。。这算新技能么?。。。赔我的下巴跟老花镜。。。太正了!!!。。。。
M
Maddux
我了个去。。。这算新技能么?。。。赔我的下巴跟老花镜。。。太正了!!!。。。。
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Maddux
无版冰雪聪明。。。同意评语。。。,毛头酷极了!!。。。
偶尔掉链子
牛了个掰的!一个字砸个坑,情绪太赞,怒音挫骨扬灰,拳拳到肉哈哈~~

看过一些怨妇MV,穿囚服唱哈哈,毛头得其神韵!

西
西门东瓜
你敢扎二胎, 那三胎黄了,扩生办要找你谈话的:))
不要惹毛我
唱功默认是顶流,不用夸了,演技爆棚,杀气侧漏正漏到处漏,绝对是本色演出,突然想起二师姐说过乡村歌曲里面有一类谋杀亲夫主题,推荐你
不要惹毛我
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zqy68
哇!不鸣则已 一鸣惊人!!毛头的香椿,味道真是太正了!!!
陶陶三
好厉害,感觉像女版佐罗。改成中文歌,歌名可以叫《不要惹毛我》,车胎扎四个窟窿改成用刀划出“YMT”(杨毛头)!
择木而栖
太有country感觉了。。。我看谁敢cheat on 毛头。。。
C
Catwellwell
膜拜!
杨毛头
老黄瑟瑟发抖中

谢谢亲爱的毛大,嘿喽太完美了太好听了

杨毛头
哈哈哈哈侧漏到处漏是车胎爆了的原因,四个都爆了
杨毛头
一首歌可以建立彪悍的人设 值了! 谢谢stone!
杨毛头
啊哈哈哈无问哥聪慧!我只记得这个歌 不记得歌手歌名,只好去搜砸车的歌 哈哈哈哈
杨毛头
谢谢唐版鼓励,差点咬舌自尽,词念不利索
杨毛头
我勒个去,我开始找的歌都唱不了,找了这首觉得不高,结果发现给寄几哇了个坑
杨毛头
感谢马哥眼花发两遍
杨毛头
啊啊啊谢谢二师姐 毛局解释下看懂球服啊哈哈哈
杨毛头
居然都影响到政策,那绝对不行,改成爆二胎
杨毛头
谢谢大师姐,最喜欢香椿炒鸡蛋
杨毛头
哇撒我就说这歌为什么似曾相识这么眼熟,原来和毛局有不解之缘,太好了这都可以合体欧耶
杨毛头
谢谢泽西 嗯嗯 肯定没人敢cheat 砸不洗它
杨毛头
谢谢鼓励
风华
毛头唱太棒了,味道好极了,感觉比老板娘还要厉害~~~:)
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hcy48
啊,我喜欢这个歌,词很密不好跟,唱得太棒,情绪技术双赞!!
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moiausis
毛头这霸气十足,太帅了!!!
飞渡
啊!我也喜欢这歌! 吃瓜群众强势围观手撕前任大型现场,解恨拉拉的!毛头这歌的怒音忒帅了!

一读歌词,看样子,非乡村歌曲在村妞的眼里统统是White-trash version of Shania karaoke

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littlegrace
毛头唱得好棒!
阿城
好听!很棒!老板娘的dark被你的摩托车引擎音给pk了一把,哈哈哈哈哈
阿城
好听!很棒!老板娘的dark被你的摩托车引擎音给pk了一把,哈哈哈哈哈
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suburban12
女生醋劲大发起来,连我们观众隔着屏幕都瑟瑟发抖,这麽彪悍的嗓音,应该算摇滚吧!
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pandashifu
毛头,唱得好棒!才找到你这首!