四嫂修牙

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Zhuzitaba
楼主 (文学城)

去修牙,牙医四嫂:你能不能把眼睛先闭上?:我不累 四嫂:你这么直勾勾的盯着我,叫我怎么下手啊 :没事,你就当我闭眼了,你该怎么弄就怎么弄 然后我眼前就换了一个粗矿的面孔爪四:媳妇儿,你歇会儿,这个不闭眼的让我来!

上小学的儿子写作文,其中有一句话是:光着屁股去河里洗澡,真开心....!老师批复:没有主语,要把我加上!儿子修改成:语文李老师,光着屁股去河里洗澡,真开心!这下好了,我被老师怼了半天。。

今天爸妈又为了一点小事吵架,我爸口才好,有时我妈都插不上话。我就帮我妈反驳了我爸几句,我爸火了:小兔崽子,就知道帮她,还记得你一岁半时我和她吵架时,她吵不过我,把你砸过来的吗,要不是我接住了你,你就那么大了!我刚想问我妈有没有这事,我妈已经换上鞋子出去买菜了。我去,八成是真的。

前几天发工资了,下班路上看见一乞丐可怜,随手给几块。晚饭过后去银行存钱,又遇见他,他存五千,我存一千。

五年前谈了个女朋友,她爹不喜欢我,把她嫁到了外地。今天在街上突然碰到她爹,虽然恨他,但还是叫了声叔,还递了根华子。她爹猛抽了两口烟:“你有今天的成功是我没想到的啊!叔后悔啊!当初我算准你小子就是个要饭的命,怕女儿受苦,所以死活不让她跟着你。可万万没想到的是,现在要饭会这么挣钱!”

 

今天是GOOGLE的5th lustrum

 

 

 

盈盈一笑间
四哥家的笑点不断!哈哈。狗家今年25周年,也没见什么庆祝活动呀。年初还裁了1万2。。
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Zhuzitaba
亏了1万二?再试试
佛布袋
哈哈哈,每个都很搞笑。
盈盈一笑间
目测近期不会再裁员。狗家开发升级bard,旨在超过chatGPT.坐等他家股价升值。俺师父除了霉霉的票价,这个要赶紧下手

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Zhuzitaba
Google's 25th Birthday!

Today’s Doodle celebrates Google’s 25th year. And while here at Google we’re oriented towards the future,  birthdays can also be a time to reflect. Let’s take a walk down memory lane to learn how we were born 25 years ago... 

By fate or luck, doctoral students Sergey Brin and Larry Page met in Stanford University’s computer science program in the late ‘90s. They quickly learned they shared a similar vision: make the World Wide Web a more accessible place. The pair worked tirelessly from their dorm rooms to develop a prototype for a better search engine. As they made meaningful progress on the project, they moved the operation to Google’s first office — a rented garage. On September 27, 1998, Google Inc. was officially born. 

Much has changed since 1998 — including our logo as seen in today’s Doodle — but the mission has remained the same: to organize the world’s information and make it universally accessible and useful. Billions of people from all over the globe use Google to search, connect, work, play, and SO much more! 

Thank you for evolving with us over the past 25 years. We can’t wait to see where the future takes us, together.

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Zhuzitaba
Happy Wednesday to you
盈盈一笑间
Happy birthday,Google!!!

柱子爸在狗家上班吗?哪个office?

阿尤
爪四用什么工具?钩子?
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Zhuzitaba
眼神
佛布袋
患者和四哥四目相对? 看出点儿火花没?
久经沙场的枪
以为爪四来打麻药的,,,
佛布袋
画面好像是扛着麻醉炮来的
久经沙场的枪
哪里,以前都是握着桌子腿,,,
旺One旺
好像你挨过似的
提问题
老师光着下河洗个澡有什么不行的啊
拂晓的风,轻轻地吹
群里有很多老师,看他们如何回答你的问题
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Seattle101
我也看出来了。张嘴的鸟是爪四哥。
提问题
咱们这里的老师都是行动派,只干不说
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Zhuzitaba
联系的很好:):):)
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Zhuzitaba
必须滴
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Zhuzitaba
对呀,咱们只看不摸:)
爪四哥
冰狗!
爪四哥
我作证,老枪被自己的久经沙场的闷棍打晕过
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tomcat801
四嫂聪明: 拿块白 布盖上!

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a7a8
你就是,咋不回答?
阿尤
患者晕过去了,四哥:小样儿,又省一支麻药……再来几个,门票就够了……
紫色海洋
怎么没看见爪班的影子?