我的即兴原创英文脱口秀【Make in China】

移花接木
楼主 (文学城)

Made in China

我的脚本在这里,我是即兴脱口秀,脚本是后码出来的,文字或许有点出入:

When talking 'bout Made in China, hate it or like it? People argued constantly. People who say hate Made in China are the ones buying the most made in China. 

I am working in an organization having a lot internal cooperation. We import a lot of raw material and equipments from China and sell worldwide。 My businessman likes Made in China, helps him made more money, but, he doesn't buy anything cheap Made in China in his daily life. The workers hate Made in China but they cannot survive without buying the cheap Made in China, because they are poor and cheap.  They  wanted to pay the clay price to get a diamond, but when they got what they paid for they complain the clay quality is not as good as the diamond.

One day a maintenance guy named John was working on a broken tool bought from China. He swore a big time, and I said to him, you know John, we have several this kind of tools, the worst ones are all made in Ontario.  You think I could change his mind? No way!!! One bad thing about when you get too close to somebody is, when you started call each other buddies, it's time he started to swear to you. You ditch out jokes you must be able to take them back. Like John, his mouth has never been defeated. Suddently, he realized I was not born in Canada. So he gave me his apology: Oh, I think the only thing great from China are the people.  So that is the typical Canadian losers. 

Another day I wanted to add a backup battery to my Canon DSLR camera. A pair of batteries with a USB charger from Amazon only cost a fraction of one piece genuine Canon battery. My fellow professional photographer friend told me: Don't buy the cheap off-market batteries from China for your several thousand dollars' camera. but I think for pricewise it's worth to take a chance. The new batteries are doing really good to me, & my friend probably didn't not realize that his genuine Canon battery is also Made in China.

 

 

欲借嵯峨
移花的声音也属冻龄一族,我的那些嘲笑中国制造的同事和客户们估计都不知道中国的地理位置在哪
不知所起
Made in China 的水阀门让房子爆水管的时候 你就不这么想了。。。厕纸自然无所谓
移花接木
坚决不能买中国品牌,我只买meon水阀配件品牌,虽然也是中国造,但运气一直不错,至于厕纸我是坚决买本地的,得对得起自己的...
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a7a8
如果要是马来西亚产的原厂电池,可能还不如中国产的。
不知所起
中国的五金产品 真是一言难尽
欲借嵯峨
就像移花说的一分钱一分货,我们使用的高压液压管接头也是中国产的,没问题,只要你有钱买
攸墨尔
移花的相机欲歌的吉他,都是赔钱的货
移花接木
摄影穷三代,单反毁一生,好在现在不用交卷了,
爸爸的草鞋
一言难尽中国造。脱得漂亮~~~
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500miles
说的很对,那些抱怨made in china质量差的,大多是买不起made in china 好东西的人,比如iphone is

有一次开会的时候,老板就是这么说的

紫竹箫
很棒!再注意点节奏就可以去吐槽大会了!
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a7a8
骂了半天中国cheap,最后悲催的发现cheap的是自己。
移花接木
对啊,专找便宜货
移花接木
我有几件掏来的美国旧扳手,比中国产的厚度多一倍, 估计价钱得多两倍
移花接木
那倒不至于吧,佳能的生产线,有材料,质检保证。 中国的杂牌太便宜,要看运气
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AP33912
MIC VS MIT , 哪个更牛?(以前雨伞一断了就说MIT.
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NewBird
嗯,也是Made in China啊
爪四哥
nice
霏霏细雨
哟~西!
碧蓝天
好牛啊!出口成秀! 牛牛牛!
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MMMMM06
挺逗的。英语说得真好
一荷
白天看文字,晚上听朗读,发声很轻松,听着流畅圆润,很棒!
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wingreen
AB的PLC模块是大牌子的价格,但是质量太差了,偶尔能买到旧版的中国制造从不出问题。中国制造的名声是一元店毁掉的。