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since we are on the subject of underwear, 那就equal rights 一个哈。

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

q&a

 


Do most guys wear boxers or briefs?

 

Slightly more than half the men wore boxers; the rest wore briefs, boxer briefs; bikinis, or other tight-fitting underwear. Chavarro and his colleagues found that men who mostly wore boxers had seventeen per cent more sperm and a twenty-five-per-cent higher concentration of them than men who preferred tight underwear.

 


What is sexier Boxers or briefs?

 

Here's why women preferred boxer briefs over any other type of men's underwear . "Boxer briefs make men look more muscly. They're also what men are wearing whenever a man appears in an ad for women, so I associate them with hot dudes." "Sexier than boxers and accentuate thighs."

 


Why do guys wear boxers instead of briefs?

 

More than any other underwear for men, the boxers offer real comfort in everyday life. Not compressing the private parts, this solution offers a total feeling of freedom and lightness. In order to be as comfortable as possible, men's briefs are also available in wide, tight, fitted, long and short models.

 


What is the front pocket on boxers for?

 

This pouch actually provides more room, gives the man a more normal silhouette, and provides comfortable support. Boxer briefs and trunks will almost always have a brief style fly treatment. This makes sense when you think about it because both are made in a knit.


 

1.  "What are your dogs names ?"

"Calvin and Klein"

 

"Like the underwear?"

 

"They are boxers."

 

 

2

 

“Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,” I said to my wife.

She said, “Wear your own then.”

 


3

 

What do you call transparent women’s underwear?

See-through

 

And what about men’s underwear?

 

See-three.

 

 

4

 

Really Tight-y Whiteys

 

Tight underwear is like a big smile… it makes your cheeks go up!

 

 

5

 

Change of Underwear

 

The soldiers of an infantry unit had been in the field for two weeks when the Sergeant announces, “I’ve got good news and bad news. First the good news. Today we’re going to change our underwear.”

The troops start cheering wildly.

“Now the bad news,” continues the Sarge. “Smith, you change with Jones. Andrews, you change with Murphy…”

 

 

6

 

Blind Date (OH NO SHE DIDN’T!!)

 

A girl goes on a blind date.

The blind date hadn’t been all that great, and she was relieved the evening was finally over.

At her apartment door, her date suddenly said, “Hey! You wanna see my underwear?”

Before she could respond, he had dropped his pants, right there in the hall, revealing that he wasn’t wearing any underwear.

She glanced down and said, “Nice design – does it also come in men’s sizes?”

 

 

7

 

History Test

 

Once, there were three middle school students about to take a history test. They were given books to study from and the next day they were all ready to take the test. However, they were all good friends and one of them came up with a brilliant idea to write down the answers on a piece of paper and put it in his underwear. The teacher asked the first, “Who was the first president of the U.S.?” So the boy looks down into his underwear and said, “George Washington.” Then the teacher asked the second boy, “Who was the sixteenth president of the U.S.?” So the second boy looks down and says, “Abraham Lincoln.” When it came to the third boy, the teacher asked, “Who is the current President of the U.S.?” The boy answered, “Fruit of the Loom.”


 

8

 

An Old Man Goes to the Doctor

He brings his wife with him, and when the doctor asks why she's in the exam room too the wife replies that her husband is hard of hearing and she is there to help him understand.

 

 

The doctor says "Alright, sir. Please get on the scale." The man looks at his wife and she shouts "HE WANTS TO SEE HOW MUCH YOU WEIGH"

 

 

After that, the doctor asks the man to take a few deep breaths. The man looks at his wife again and she shouts "HE WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOUR LUNGS"

 

 

Finally, the doctor says "I'm going to need a urine sample, a sperm sample, and a stool sample." The man looks at his wife once more and she shouts "HE WANTS TO LOOK AT YOUR UNDERWEAR"

 


 

Last but not the least

 


What do tight underwear and a cheap mansion have in common?

No ballroom!

 

 

 

 

so, 

 

boxer or brief?

 

 

Happy hump day eve!

 

 

 

 



更多我的博客文章>>> boxer or brief 明天会好的,毛片儿,飘洋过海 如果有来生 this week
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500miles
花鼠那个不算 underwear,他没凶器,人生也没有什么大的波浪起伏
旺One旺
有意思!
偶尔掉链子
T-back
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tbd
loose jeans, pajama pants, a cup of coffee, sunday paper
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tbd
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旺One旺
我的最爱:G string。。。。。。穿在美女身上。。
5
500miles
太文艺了,工科生的周末是:牛仔裤、汗衫、无顶帽、防晒霜,锤子,WD40,和生锈的刹车盘

晒太阳的花栗鼠
咳咳,,凶器,,,波,,,

不能没凶器啊,怎么作案?,,

不能没波啊,你说ball都没有,boxer有何用

 

 

钟鸣鼎食
十多年前,公司新换了个CEO。第一次招集码工开大会,到了提问的环节,一个楞头青站起来问:boxer or brief?CEO楞了
钟鸣鼎食
楞,回答说boxer,I am a fighter。大家都哄笑起来。这小子赚了$100,因为他和同事打赌,只有他敢问,不回答或者
布兰雅
这些天特别喜爱 G String。怀念。。。。

 

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hibiskus
T姐是阿汤哥粉丝:)关键还是看身材,另外得合身,不能撑不起内裤,也不能太过紧身
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pandashifu
还以为是笑话,原来是学术贴。
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NewBird
懂得真多
N
NewBird
蝴蝶真漂亮,设计的很贴心舒适
紫色海洋
汤哥可是大帅哥一枚啊~~~