W: When I see a guy with cute butts, I cannot stop looking at him. Or,,,,, a sexy beard。。。 （跟House一样的短胡茬).
H: And you figure that enjoying cute butts is a sign of disease?
W: Last month, my son rented Gone with the Wind for me. But it's the wrong DVD in it. So I watched it. The kid called Aston Kutcher in it. I think about Aston...All the time, I mean, ALL THE TIME.
（wink at House)
W: You remind me of him. Same bedroom eyes。。。I suppose you need to check my heart...(开始解扣...)
H: No,no,no. That won't be necessary. I will let the nurse admit you to the hospital for more tests. I am too handsome to do the paperwork。。。
《House》是一部老剧。以前零零星星的也看了不少。这次是在Prime上从头到尾看的。总算捋清楚了他们之间的纠葛。此剧似乎没有大火过，可能是因为有很多血腥的手术场景，加上男主也不够帅，甚至有点邋遢猥琐。不过，不影响俺欣赏他的sarcasm/wit。有些觉得非常有趣。不知道有没有人跟俺在一个笑点上。印象比较深的有这么两个：
场景一：House在门诊部值班，叫下一个病人。
H: Next, Janet,,,,,,Hemorrhoid
众人瞠目，没人理。过了一会儿，一个女士凑过来，小声说,
W: That is NOT my name. That is what I come here for.
H: Oops. My bad. I read across the line...
除了对白，当然还有演技。此场景看的俺是嘎嘎大笑，别人还以为我发神经了。还有另一个剧中场景，每次看了也会嘎嘎大笑, 乐不可支，是《Friends》里Rachael和Joey在前戏，每当Joey的手触摸Rachael的大腿时, Rachael都会不由自主地抽Joey一嘴巴。Joey被打懵了，Rachael道歉，继续，，又被打，，，最后干脆左右开弓。。。哈哈哈，笑点有时候就这么低！
第二个场景, 是一位82岁的老太太让House诊断她为啥最近感觉“不对劲”:
W: When I see a guy with cute butts, I cannot stop looking at him. Or,,,,, a sexy beard。。。 （跟House一样的短胡茬).
H: And you figure that enjoying cute butts is a sign of disease?
W: Last month, my son rented Gone with the Wind for me. But it's the wrong DVD in it. So I watched it. The kid called Aston Kutcher in it. I think about Aston...All the time, I mean, ALL THE TIME.
（wink at House)
W: You remind me of him. Same bedroom eyes。。。I suppose you need to check my heart...(开始解扣...)
H: No,no,no. That won't be necessary. I will let the nurse admit you to the hospital for more tests. I am too handsome to do the paperwork。。。
~~~是俺笑点太低了吗?! ~~~
http://rock103.com/crew/vids/missvenezuela.wmv
你的英特尔技术支持的硬件在处理翻译程序的时候，有些滞后。
是你吗？玉珠妹妹？（70）