西人喜欢嘲笑金发女郎。有一则想起来我就要噗嗤
黑发，棕发，金发三美女一起干了坏事被警察叔叔追。一路哼哧哼哧狂奔。在黑发（就像本人一样的祖传黑发）的带领下，拐进九曲十八弯，可警察追的也猛，怎么办怎么办？就在她们拐入另一个拐角后发现地上有三只麻袋。说是迟那时快，黑发哧溜钻进麻袋，棕发跟钻进另一个，金发发愣了一下也钻进一个。警察叔叔到了，找不到人，看到麻袋，随手就用棍子捅了一个麻袋，里面的黑发美女大叫“喵呜，喵呜！”哦一只猫啊，警察说着捅了第二个袋子。“哇呜哇呜”棕发美女回答。OK，a dog！警察接着捅第三个袋子，"Potato~~~" 袋子里传来金发美女的呢喃
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
西人喜欢嘲笑金发女郎。有一则想起来我就要噗嗤
黑发，棕发，金发三美女一起干了坏事被警察叔叔追。一路哼哧哼哧狂奔。在黑发（就像本人一样的祖传黑发）的带领下，拐进九曲十八弯，可警察追的也猛，怎么办怎么办？就在她们拐入另一个拐角后发现地上有三只麻袋。说是迟那时快，黑发哧溜钻进麻袋，棕发跟钻进另一个，金发发愣了一下也钻进一个。警察叔叔到了，找不到人，看到麻袋，随手就用棍子捅了一个麻袋，里面的黑发美女大叫“喵呜，喵呜！”哦一只猫啊，警察说着捅了第二个袋子。“哇呜哇呜”棕发美女回答。OK，a dog！警察接着捅第三个袋子，"Potato~~~" 袋子里传来金发美女的呢喃
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"