Man who not poop for many days must take care of back log. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. War not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who sit on tack get point! Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion! Man stuck in pantry have ass in jam. When called an idiot, better to be quiet than open mouth and remove all doubt. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing. Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache. Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father. Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner. Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time. Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in own hands. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it. Virginity like bubble: one prick, all gone. Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom. Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house. Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep shit. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who stand on toilet high on pot. Man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level. Woman laid in tomb may become mummy. Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
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