配圖小故事 - 我如何成為文學城主

中间小谢
楼主 (文学峸)

 

 

        

一天,我掐指一算

 

 

說有今夜有横財在路上

 

 

乘着月色去找

 

 

拾到顆顆鉆石闪亮!

 

 

 

趕緊换成金子

 

 

拿去簽了份協議

 

 

把文學城買了過來

 

 

從此想封誰就封誰

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

s
snowandlotus
加油,梦中定能实现:)
三颗松
以前我就和意见栏编辑自荐过:能否他干烦了把位置让给我?

文学城我可不想买:太多人了,烦。唯一有兴趣的就是想封谁就封谁

树蛙瓦凹
乱捧白日梦魇,害人不浅!实说实话~~~信否由人。
f
firstuncle
流窜犯
s
snowandlotus
哪里乱捧?这么恢谐有趣的贴,需要热捧:)
师太明年三十八
哈哈哈~~~~城主威武!
师太明年三十八
可以考虑当压寨夫人,估计也能对虚拟id行使生杀夺取之权利

又不用考虑当城主那么累~~~

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.川晔
小谢偷懒。想看你好好写来的文字。
中间小谢
謝樓上各位。進來本城主有賞:

一人一錠金子:

 

 

S
SAR
全收了 ;D 谢谢
三颗松
师太,你是额的偶像

f
firstuncle
什么时候会拍马屁了
三颗松
你才是:)
树蛙瓦凹
处处想到当大王,不是白日梦?,,,搞错方向最可怕。您知道的~~~~

中间小谢
Let me tell you what your problem is:

I recall in one of your previous posts I came across you declared breaking off from your old friends because they had made improper comments on 911. Yet had you ever criticzied the US and other western nations when they caused tremendous sufferings in so many places in the world?

See, you didn't really care about 911 nor your old friends, you just wanted to portray yourself as a morally tall man. In order to do that, you don't mind putting your old friends down.

Even in your post above in memory of another old friend who just passed away, you never forgot bring up your own stature along.

You have many pretensions, that is why you can't get the little humor in this post of mine.

 

唐静安
哈哈哈,好文好画!