Golf in the Snow

Golf in the Snow

 

I was bad on golf.

Not just a dab bad.

I was 20-over-par bad.

 

After the last snow fall,

the course was covered by snow.

I went for golfing.

 

Miraculously my skill

shot over the roof

of the house of golf.

 

Higher than Burdie.

Higher than Eagle.

Higher than Albatross.

 

I was a perfect Ace, always,

because every stroke I made,

the ball would go in a hole.

 

I'm ready to go

on the PGA tour,

beat all the Masters.

 

(Photo is from internet.)

Go for golfing when the snow falls. Beat all the Masters.

Hello master, U r the king of golf in 美坛， aren’t u? lol

参见今天的APAD。哈哈哈

I'm ready to go on the PGA tour, beat all the Masters.哈哈哈！

We have two kings today, Jiu-jitsu and golf… 哈哈哈

This poem was meant for people to laugh and I succeeded:)

King of Jiu-jitsu goes to 7G? Not Queen? 哈哈哈

Big congratulations! Haha

I like this attitude! Feel good always

A king. Absolutely ～～ ：））

幽默，是生活的调味品～～

see true passions

哈哈哈哈哈。不知道这是性别歧视还是性别平等！

+100086

“every stroke I made, the ball would go in a hole.” 哈哈，忽悠！

MYSJ soon will have openings for BJJ Queen, pope, bishop,...

Yes, Your Majesty. U made my day 哈哈哈哈哈

这句是虚拟语态呀，would表示了一种假设、虚构或未实现的情况。明明是美好的愿望啊。和忽悠有关系？

哈哈哈，这就是神犬开玩笑说他为什么能赢高尔夫啊！果然被他忽悠了啊！

这是事实啊，一个球在雪地里肯定会落下进入（变成）一个hole啊。你看懂他的玩笑了吗？：）

球场被大雪覆盖后，球技奇迹般地提高了。前面有hint呀。：）

哈哈哈，G兄这首小诗确实很风趣。

风雪无阻啊～

Haha you got it

Passion for golf, no. Passion for poetry, yes.:))

Would在这里是will的过去式

The writing is actually fictitious:))

U r an ace! every stroke I made, the ball go in a hole.诙谐！

哈哈。so funny. 还以为图片上是你， 要不是看到小字。