reddit 版本: A guy walks into a bar and orders 3 beers.
The bartender pours them for him. He then takes equal sips from each beer and proceeds to do so until all glasses are empty. He pays and leaves. He does this every day for a week before the bartender decides to ask what that's all about.
"Why do you come in and order three beers, and then take equal sips from them until they are empty?" Asks the bartender. The guy replies "well, I've got two brothers. We used to meet up every evening for a beer, but they had to move out of town. So we've decided that each of us will drink three beers every day, one for each of us."
The bartenders curiosity is sated. The guy continues to do this for about a month, until he comes in one day and orders only two beers.
"I'm sorry for your loss", says the bartender.
The guy is confused, and then says "oh no, nobody died. I just quit drinking."
有个顾客每次去酒吧喝酒的时候都是一次点三杯啤酒, 喝完了之后再点三杯. 酒吧老板很是好奇.
终于有一天, 老板开口问道: 您为什么总是三杯三杯的点呐? 啤酒放在那里汽就跑了, 每次点一杯不是更新鲜吗?
那顾客回答道: 噢,是这样的, 我有两个弟弟, 以前我们在一起的时候总是一同喝啤酒聊天, 现在他们都去远方了, 我每次喝酒的时候就想起了他们, 所以点三杯酒, 就如同我们兄弟三人还在一起喝酒. 那两杯是我替他们喝的， 这让我回想那难忘的时光.
老板暗暗惊叹这位有情有意的兄长. 从此顾客每次来酒吧, 不等顾客开口, 老板就送上三杯啤酒……..
一天, 顾客来了, 老板照旧送了三杯啤酒, 顾客说到, 不,不, 不要三杯, 要两杯. 从哪天之后, 顾客开始两杯两杯的点酒了.
老板心里一沉, 但也不敢问, 终于有一天, 老板忍不住说道, 先生：我非常同情您的损失，您的弟弟 ……..？
顾客说，我的弟弟们挺好的啊？怎么了？ 老板：那您为什么改成每次点两杯酒了？
顾客解释道：噢， 是这么回事， 我近来戒酒了 ……..
reddit 版本: A guy walks into a bar and orders 3 beers.
The bartender pours them for him. He then takes equal sips from each beer and proceeds to do so until all glasses are empty. He pays and leaves. He does this every day for a week before the bartender decides to ask what that's all about.
"Why do you come in and order three beers, and then take equal sips from them until they are empty?" Asks the bartender. The guy replies "well, I've got two brothers. We used to meet up every evening for a beer, but they had to move out of town. So we've decided that each of us will drink three beers every day, one for each of us."
The bartenders curiosity is sated. The guy continues to do this for about a month, until he comes in one day and orders only two beers.
"I'm sorry for your loss", says the bartender.
The guy is confused, and then says "oh no, nobody died. I just quit drinking."
8100吧