1. Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25. （晦涩！理科僧容易懂一些）
2. Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs! （有点冷？）
3. A programmer's spouse tells them, "While you're at the grocery store, buy some eggs."
The programmer never came back. (可能只有码农能懂）
程序员光着屁股回到家，钱都没了，而且一个鸡蛋也没拿回来。
1. Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25. （晦涩！理科僧容易懂一些）
2. Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs! （有点冷？）
3. A programmer's spouse tells them, "While you're at the grocery store, buy some eggs."
The programmer never came back. (可能只有码农能懂）
程序员光着屁股回到家，钱都没了，而且一个鸡蛋也没拿回来。