Monday, February 21, 2022 Mom: Baby, will you grow up to be President? Boy: No. Mom: Why? Boy: Just like you can only become a police officer if you are born in the police station. Mom: Then, who will you become? Boy: A dad! Happy Presidents' Day! Saturday, December 25, 2021 Little boy said to his twin sister: I want to marry you Dad: No, you can only marry a girl outside our family Boy : Then, why you married mommy? Merry Christmas!! Friday, October 29, 2021 A kindergarten teacher told a mom: Your boy kissed a girl at school Mom asked the boy: Did you kiss a girl at school? Boy: No, she kissed me. Here is the story: Once upon a time, a loving bird flew by, I swallowed it. Another loving bird flew by, she swallowed it and then she kissed me. The end! Happy Halloween! Sunday, June 20, 2021 Kid: Daddy, I will never want to do this, I will never want to do that. Father: Baby, never say never, because you never know. (How many "nevers" did the father say?) Happy Father's Day! 本文在我的博客（CBA7的心灵港湾）上的链接：CBA7_文学城博客 (wenxuecity.com)
假如时光可以倒流，我会换个活法。
当然，首先是要回到那个无忧无虑、童言无忌的童年时代，然后还需要一位不知道把钱往哪儿捐献的大慈善家来慷慨解囊资助我、以便我不要为了五斗米而折腰，可以全身心地去做我最喜欢做的事：“鼓捣”文字。而不是从小学到大学、再到研究生和博士后，没完没了地学那么多没有用的东西。
哈哈哈，等着天上掉个大馅饼吧。嘿嘿，话音未落，已经有一个小馅饼砸到了我的头上：几天前，在我的“闺蜜”刘姥姥的提议下，我破天荒地开了博客。结果，前天刚刚在我的博客贴出来的一篇博文《我和名女人最接近的那两次》，昨天竟然上了文学城博客首页的“今日热点 ”！
还得感谢文化走廊论坛去年12月份举办的那次【名人与我】的活动、一不小心让我“一夜成名”啊，哈哈哈。
好，让时光现在就开始倒流，让我们随着下面的“童言童趣四则”回到那个还是一张白纸的童年时代，重新书写我们的人生。
Monday, February 21, 2022 Mom: Baby, will you grow up to be President? Boy: No. Mom: Why? Boy: Just like you can only become a police officer if you are born in the police station.谈谈平行空间与梦境真实性的科学依据