难得一笑的美国(1):你吃狗肉吗?

石牛
楼主 (文学峸)

人在美国,奇葩的事、不明白的事太多。经常是难得一笑,有时哭都哭不出来,先说一个吧:

2天前,塔克·卡尔森(Tucker Carlson)在谈到普京总统说:“在乌克兰事情越来越严重的时候,有必要问问你自己(美国人吧),这是啥回事?我为毛要恨普京总统?普京叫我种族主义者了吗?我不同意普京,普京会开除我吗?。。。 。。。他(普京)在我们学校里提倡种族歧视吗?他制造芬太尼吗?他压制基督教吗?他吃狗肉吗?“

塔克接着说:“所有问题的答案是,他(普京)不干这些!”

吃狗肉的事在塔克眼里,问题是大大的,要比分裂、入侵乌克兰严重的多。俺想问问笑友们:你们以前吃过狗肉吗?有机会现在还会吃狗肉吗?

 

“It may be worth asking yourself, since it is getting pretty serious, what is this really about? Why do I hate Putin so much?” he said on his Tuesday night show. “Has Putin ever called me a racist? Has he threatened to get me fired for disagreeing with him?”

Carlson, who has been accused of being “

one of the biggest cheerleaders for Russia
” during the conflict, asked viewers on his top-rated Fox News show a series of questions about whether Putin had promoted “racial discrimination” in schools, made fentanyl, attempted “to snuff out Christianity” or eaten dogs.

“These are fair questions, and the answer to all of them is ‘no.’ Vladimir Putin didn’t do any of that,” he said.

-- -- --  《The Washington Post》

提问题
我不告诉你
石牛
说你吃你就吃,不吃也吃。哈哈哈哈
石牛
他爸,俺要向您学习,不吃狗肉,会打呵呵呵呵
紫色海洋
美國人吃鰐魚肉。。。。
提问题
我吃过好几次,但事后总想不起来什么味

觉得自己有点渣

5
500miles
咬到舌头了?,,也有可能是得 Covid 了
提问题
有可能我已经covid十多年了
石牛
鳄鱼皮那么硬, 肉象牛筋? 肯定不好吃
提问题
不硬,否则我会记得
紫色海洋
鰐魚皮拿去做鞋子和包包了,不会给人吃的。。。。浪费的。
石牛
在佛州抓条鳄鱼, 也就卖四五百块, 不知为何包包鞋子这么贵