A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"! were heard. A woman faints due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth."
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."
一个段子，一首K歌
A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
千千阙歌Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"! were heard. A woman faints due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth."
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."
作词：林振强
作曲：Kohji Makanio
编曲：卢东尼
徐徐回望 曾属于彼此的晚上
红红仍是你 赠我的心中艳阳
如流傻泪 祈望可体恤兼见谅
明晨离别你 路也许孤单得漫长
一瞬间 太多东西要讲
可惜即将在各一方
只好深深把这刻尽凝望
来日纵使千千阙歌 飘于远方我路上
来日纵使千千晚星 亮过今晚月亮
都比不起这宵美丽
亦绝不可使我更欣赏
Ah... 因你今晚共我唱
临行临别 才顿感哀伤的漂亮
原来全是你 令我的思忆漫长
何年何月 才又可今宵一样
停留凝望里 让眼睛讲彼此立场
当某天 雨点轻敲你窗
当风声吹乱你构想
可否抽空想这张旧模样
Ah... 怎都比不起这宵美丽
亦绝不可使我更欣赏
因今宵的我可共你唱
来日纵使千千阕歌 飘于远方我路上
来日纵使千千晚星 亮过今晚月亮
都比不起这宵美丽 都洗不清今晚我所想
因不知那天再共你唱
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纳闷， 300包生男？ 老外不允许男尊女卑啊， 就算心里想， 也绝不敢印出来。问旁边一个陪妈妈来的小姑娘这词啥意思，小姑娘啃啃几几没说出来。
没签交护士。问护士 啥意思。护士说你看不懂就算了。
好歹，我三年专业培训，每两年普通话考试烤了好几次。
普通话等级证书一级乙等。地方电视台播音员水平。
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温柔，，
有告别，也有重逢的期待，，，，
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听着，很，，，