向你们这些读过书的讨教一个英语反击问题

欲借嵯峨
楼主 (文学峸)

刚刚和city的维修人员一起修好一台monster机器,我又给客户supervisor讲了讲机器操作维护tips,那家伙慢条斯理地笑着说:Thank you very much! You are smarter than you look! 周围几个对方老外不怀好意地哈哈大笑,我同事在旁边摇头。
我脑子里快速闪过几个反击答案,然后选了个最狠的说出来,那小子估计平时也是个毒舌嘴讨人嫌,俺说完后大家哄笑。

谁的反击答案好,俺请他她喝coffee。
大家猜猜我修的是什么机器?它和你的生活息息相关,你付的地税一部分就用在这些设备上了。


我的反击是:
That's not what your girlfriend said to me, she said I hold it longer than she thought.

y
yzout
You can reply: You are dumber than a box of rocks
y
yzout
You can reply: You are dumber than a box of rocks

http://rock103.com/crew/vids/missvenezuela.wmv

欲借嵯峨
Good one
白骨先生
You are as smart as you look?
旺One旺
hold it longer than she thought? Hold your breath?
移花接木
u2
过来人2
处理垃圾的机器?
雾中发丝飞
这个为什么要去反击人家,你就笑眯眯的说:you got it, thank you. 别天天斗鸡一样,这哪算事啊。
欲借嵯峨
这些老外很少和中国人打交道俺不能示弱,要是其他族裔就不会了。
欲借嵯峨
是的,将non recyclable 垃圾压进卡车送到密歇根州掩埋。
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a7a8
你说的这个最好,明显是玩笑的还击,大家都不尴尬。
大米哥
U look smarter than u r.
一问三知
Thank you. You are smarter than I thought.
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hibiskus
That's what your girlfriend said to me this morning in the showe
h
hibiskus
是的,我们这边德语课还有专题讲如何怼回去
欲借嵯峨
木槿这个也狠
欲借嵯峨
记住了
欲借嵯峨
不错
雾中发丝飞
没有必要的,我的客人千千万,人都是差不多的,你去提供服务,同时提供开阔的心胸。你也真是吃饱了。
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hibiskus
shower. 奇怪最后那个r 打不上去
雾中发丝飞
这相当于生意,你修好了他这样说,我会当成表扬。不会觉得他在试图怎么样,人想多了很讨厌。对客户更是如此,不要没事找事。
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DLS101
Fruitcake looks good but it's only a cake.

Furitcake has double meanings.

欲借嵯峨
听你的,不和他们一般见识...
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mlchina
then you 'd better to go see the optician!
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NewBird
是这样,跟他们斗嘴降低了自己人品
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rogersune
You are not smart as you look
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topgun5
You should say: actually you are wrong, I am much smarter than I
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ozxlu
不用四字诀?
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SCNC
You should say, you moron, you look dumber than I thought.
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johniewalker
对老美,你必须怼回去。否则,“中国人是软柿子”的名声就是那么来的。
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a7a8
超出字符数限制了。
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500miles
前些年听说密州不让送了:凭什么加拿大的垃圾送美国来?
莲香
是挺气人的。你可以慢条斯理地回答说,‘Yeah, I know. And you're as smart as you look

I HAD TO teach you how to take care of this machine.'

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www12345
Yeah, I’m lucky, not other way around
我呀我呀
Dude, I think you have a sharp look, but I’m not so sure if your

brain matches with it, if you have one. You know what I mean?

我呀我呀
Or “ Thanks! You are not as dumb as I thought:).”
小泡泡
Thank you!And you are quite opposite!谢谢!你恰恰相反

实际没有看起来那么聪明这叫骂人不带脏字儿的

H
Heiyaya
赞这个!
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Heiyaya
最佳
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Gadgets55
说: he looks dumb, but

1)He looks dumb, but talks and acts even dumber. 

 

1) I assume you are trying to humiliate me?  看他怎么回答

西
西方乱飞砖
well, thanks, I really cared about your opinions... not.
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zhusara
you are bitcher than you look.
轻轻的我来
竖起中指说,mine harder than yours!
巴哈马妈妈
You are as dumb as you look.
巴哈马妈妈
You are dumber than you look.
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One1618
He took offence by your giving him tips

 

How can a supervisor be seen to be lectured, in front of his subordinates, by someone who is not his boss?  This is not a criticism of you, but trying to see what he saw.   He may be thin-skinned, or wants to look tough to his employees.

"Sorry my tips offended you."  Say it with a laugh.  You look more magnanimous this way.

Your reply is quite a zinger, may be a better one for the setting, but it's kind of pushing the edge.  If he has a girlfriend that he cares much and people know her, and he feels the need to defend her honor, things can get out of hand quickly.

 

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hhtt
Ya, my job is to fix the machine so that you can spend the rest
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oops_yz
Wish I could say the same about you
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tuzhirong
这个我最喜欢!
东西北南
you look like just opposite
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yefenghaiyun
At least I am smart, but you are not
红河谷深
I would say “You’re dumber than you look!”

当场反击不太容易。大多数人会气急败坏,不知如何应对。

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bluepoppy
来晚了,没赶上热闹。要我就一个字,友好地笑着说:likewise!
久经沙场的枪
嵯峨那个最强
海外心文
回怼

The others around knew that at the first time I stepped in.

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nydct
unfortunately, you are not as smart
似曾相識
其實這是贊你的話,為什麼你會想反了

it means your knowledge and ability exceeded their expectations. It is giving you praise or a compliment.

just say thank you very much!

or ask for pay rise

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stim
I can only fix your machine, you need an ophthalmologist to fix
s
stim
就事论事,转移靶点,不必要的时候不升级矛盾
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hibiskus
这个很cool!对方会被镇住:有学识,这医学长单词从来没听过
h
hibiskus
多谢!
金秋天天
You are right. We are just opposite.
荷影
好像楼主太敏感了, too negative and defensive。
有些意思了
太自卑了吧。人家在夸你呢。
天上流云
笑着并自豪的对他说:of course, I am Asian, what do you expect?

说完了,我基本保证私下见到他他会请你喝啤酒。 

对于这样的‘笑话’,, 别太玻璃心,一定要反击的时候有自信,但是又不 vindictive

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leherpderp
I can think of at least 2 instances where based on context it is

1. Die Another Day (2002)

James Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look.

Q : Still, better than looking cleverer than you are.

 

2. Ridicule (1996) 

Nobleman #1: He's smarter than he looks.

Protagonist: That's where we differ, monsieur. 

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leherpderp
引用已有的标准回答即可:

"It's better to be smarter than I look, than looking smarter than you ARE." 重音放在are上。

念的语气可参考电影Die Another Day里的对白。

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hibiskus
很赞:That's where we differ!
c
chera
猜你是在唐人街打工跟白人混混学街边英语的中国男, 而且是没人要的光棍儿。
y
yueli
And you are exactly opposite.
美丽人生-西雅图
I didn’t know you are dumber than you look.
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g18
如果你和他平时还熟,这只是老外开玩笑调侃的一种。一般笑笑反讽刺的语气说Hey,Thanks.
潭影照鹤
看着他的眼睛,略停一下然后带点儿惋惜的语气说 -- Sir I wish that I could say the same a

看着他的眼睛,略停一下然后很惋惜地说 -- Sir I wish that I could say the same about you