白牛：我想跟你说件事，请不要生气。 me：没问题，任何事。 白牛：there is a demon in my house. I sometimes wake up feeling it pulling my leg and I just can't get up. Me: first I am not a demon, second I am not a foot fetish, third I am all over you. 白牛：you are so full of it. I will never have sex with you. Me: so you choose the demon over me? 白牛： go to hell, I don't want to talk about it anymore. Me: there is no such a thing called demon. You believe it because you were brainwashed by religion nuts. You are experiencing a sleep disorder. Your mind is conscious, but your nerve cannot transmit your order to your legs fast enough or somehow you leg muscles cannot react to neurological signal fast enough. It is a very common thing. Most people will experience something like this. 白牛：it is a mystery and people are ashamed of it. Me: there is nothing to be ashamed of. There is no ghost. I have dissected corpse, studied the whole skeleton, and seen bones in exposed caskets, but nothing has haunted me. 白牛：sometimes we can't explain everything. Me: isn't my explanation good enough for you? Yes,there are things that our brains are not powerful enough to explain. For example, no one can prove God's existence or non-existence. 白牛：this is a very good example. Me:yes, a rational person will unavoidably reach a ground that it will remain unknown, it is called agnostic philosophically. In real life, you can make a choice according to your life experience. If its existence can't be proved and it can never hurt you, why would you choose to burden yourself with a unnecessary concept? 白牛：I don't want to talk about it.
【 在 scraper (求白妞包养) 的大作中提到: 】 : 白牛：我想跟你说件事，请不要生气。 : me：没问题，任何事。 : 白牛：there is a demon in my house. I sometimes wake up feeling it pulling : my leg and I just can't get up. : Me: first I am not a demon, second I am not a foot fetish, third I am all : over you. : 白牛：you are so full of it. I will never have sex with you. : Me: so you choose the demon over me? : 白牛： go to hell, I don't want to talk about it anymore. : Me: there is no such a thing called demon. You believe it because you were : brainwashed by religion nuts. You are experiencing a sleep disorder. Your : mind is conscious, but your nerve cannot transmit your order to your legs : fast enough or somehow you leg muscles cannot react to neurological signal : fast enough. It is a very common thing. Most people will experience : something like this. : 白牛：it is a mystery and people are ashamed of it. : Me: there is nothing to be ashamed of. There is no ghost. I have dissected : corpse, studied the whole skeleton, and seen bones in exposed caskets, but : nothing has haunted me. : 白牛：sometimes we can't explain everything. : Me: isn't my explanation good enough for you? Yes,there are things that our : brains are not powerful enough to explain. For example, no one can prove God : 's existence or non-existence. : 白牛：this is a very good example. : Me:yes, a rational person will unavoidably reach a ground that it will : remain unknown, it is called agnostic philosophically. In real life, you can : make a choice according to your life experience. If its existence can't be : proved and it can never hurt you, why would you choose to burden yourself : with a unnecessary concept? : 白牛：I don't want to talk about it.
【 在 scraper (求白妞包养) 的大作中提到: 】 : 白牛：我想跟你说件事，请不要生气。 : me：没问题，任何事。 : 白牛：there is a demon in my house. I sometimes wake up feeling it pulling : my leg and I just can't get up. : Me: first I am not a demon, second I am not a foot fetish, third I am all : over you. : 白牛：you are so full of it. I will never have sex with you. : Me: so you choose the demon over me? : 白牛： go to hell, I don't want to talk about it anymore. : Me: there is no such a thing called demon. You believe it because you were : ...................
【 在 scraper (求白妞包养) 的大作中提到: 】 : 白牛：我想跟你说件事，请不要生气。 : me：没问题，任何事。 : 白牛：there is a demon in my house. I sometimes wake up feeling it pulling : my leg and I just can't get up. : Me: first I am not a demon, second I am not a foot fetish, third I am all : over you. : 白牛：you are so full of it. I will never have sex with you. : Me: so you choose the demon over me? : 白牛： go to hell, I don't want to talk about it anymore. : Me: there is no such a thing called demon. You believe it because you were : brainwashed by religion nuts. You are experiencing a sleep disorder. Your : mind is conscious, but your nerve cannot transmit your order to your legs : fast enough or somehow you leg muscles cannot react to neurological signal : fast enough. It is a very common thing. Most people will experience : something like this. : 白牛：it is a mystery and people are ashamed of it. : Me: there is nothing to be ashamed of. There is no ghost. I have dissected : corpse, studied the whole skeleton, and seen bones in exposed caskets, but : nothing has haunted me. : 白牛：sometimes we can't explain everything. : Me: isn't my explanation good enough for you? Yes,there are things that our : brains are not powerful enough to explain. For example, no one can prove God : 's existence or non-existence. : 白牛：this is a very good example. : Me:yes, a rational person will unavoidably reach a ground that it will : remain unknown, it is called agnostic philosophically. In real life, you can : make a choice according to your life experience. If its existence can't be : proved and it can never hurt you, why would you choose to burden yourself : with a unnecessary concept? : 白牛：I don't want to talk about it.
白牛：我想跟你说件事，请不要生气。
me：没问题，任何事。
白牛：there is a demon in my house. I sometimes wake up feeling it pulling
my leg and I just can't get up.
Me: first I am not a demon, second I am not a foot fetish, third I am all
over you.
白牛：you are so full of it. I will never have sex with you.
Me: so you choose the demon over me?
白牛： go to hell, I don't want to talk about it anymore.
Me: there is no such a thing called demon. You believe it because you were
brainwashed by religion nuts. You are experiencing a sleep disorder. Your
mind is conscious, but your nerve cannot transmit your order to your legs
fast enough or somehow you leg muscles cannot react to neurological signal
fast enough. It is a very common thing. Most people will experience
something like this.
白牛：it is a mystery and people are ashamed of it.
Me: there is nothing to be ashamed of. There is no ghost. I have dissected
corpse, studied the whole skeleton, and seen bones in exposed caskets, but
nothing has haunted me.
白牛：sometimes we can't explain everything.
Me: isn't my explanation good enough for you? Yes,there are things that our brains are not powerful enough to explain. For example, no one can prove God's existence or non-existence.
白牛：this is a very good example.
Me:yes, a rational person will unavoidably reach a ground that it will
remain unknown, it is called agnostic philosophically. In real life, you can make a choice according to your life experience. If its existence can't be proved and it can never hurt you, why would you choose to burden yourself
with a unnecessary concept?
白牛：I don't want to talk about it.
别吹牛了。你住下室, 根本没有邻居。
没情商，正确做法应该是表示同情，安慰，然后画风一转说但是我不觉得你会有demon
别担心了，而不是说出all over you那种话。然后发表你科学的意见或者让她自己去
Google几个特定词，比如说写在纸上，让她回家查一下看是不是的
她想让你去压床
住墓地里都有邻居，何况下室。。。
沌沌沌
【 在 pokerjack (jack) 的大作中提到: 】
: 别吹牛了。你住下室, 根本没有邻居。
白牛就是个鬼！
【 在 scraper (求白妞包养) 的大作中提到: 】
: 白牛：我想跟你说件事，请不要生气。
: me：没问题，任何事。
: 白牛：there is a demon in my house. I sometimes wake up feeling it pulling
: my leg and I just can't get up.
: Me: first I am not a demon, second I am not a foot fetish, third I am all : over you.
: 白牛：you are so full of it. I will never have sex with you.
: Me: so you choose the demon over me?
: 白牛： go to hell, I don't want to talk about it anymore.
: Me: there is no such a thing called demon. You believe it because you were
: brainwashed by religion nuts. You are experiencing a sleep disorder. Your
: mind is conscious, but your nerve cannot transmit your order to your legs : fast enough or somehow you leg muscles cannot react to neurological signal
: fast enough. It is a very common thing. Most people will experience
: something like this.
: 白牛：it is a mystery and people are ashamed of it.
: Me: there is nothing to be ashamed of. There is no ghost. I have dissected
: corpse, studied the whole skeleton, and seen bones in exposed caskets, but
: nothing has haunted me.
: 白牛：sometimes we can't explain everything.
: Me: isn't my explanation good enough for you? Yes,there are things that
our
: brains are not powerful enough to explain. For example, no one can prove
God
: 's existence or non-existence.
: 白牛：this is a very good example.
: Me:yes, a rational person will unavoidably reach a ground that it will
: remain unknown, it is called agnostic philosophically. In real life, you
can
: make a choice according to your life experience. If its existence can't
be
: proved and it can never hurt you, why would you choose to burden yourself : with a unnecessary concept?
: 白牛：I don't want to talk about it.
对啊 你教育人家干嘛 还长篇大论…安慰人家 把她的担心愉快地release出来呀…
白牛向我哭诉过几次，每次我都毛遂自荐陪她一起度过漫漫长夜，都被笑着拒绝了。
创作的吧？
【 在 scraper (求白妞包养) 的大作中提到: 】
: 白牛：我想跟你说件事，请不要生气。
: me：没问题，任何事。
: 白牛：there is a demon in my house. I sometimes wake up feeling it pulling
: my leg and I just can't get up.
: Me: first I am not a demon, second I am not a foot fetish, third I am all : over you.
: 白牛：you are so full of it. I will never have sex with you.
: Me: so you choose the demon over me?
: 白牛： go to hell, I don't want to talk about it anymore.
: Me: there is no such a thing called demon. You believe it because you were
: ...................
什么狗屁回答。正确的回答是：你的床大不大？你一个人睡怕不怕？你要是怕来找我，我保护你。
你忽然想起没有邻居。。。
【 在 scraper (求白妞包养) 的大作中提到: 】
: 白牛：我想跟你说件事，请不要生气。
: me：没问题，任何事。
: 白牛：there is a demon in my house. I sometimes wake up feeling it pulling
: my leg and I just can't get up.
: Me: first I am not a demon, second I am not a foot fetish, third I am all : over you.
: 白牛：you are so full of it. I will never have sex with you.
: Me: so you choose the demon over me?
: 白牛： go to hell, I don't want to talk about it anymore.
: Me: there is no such a thing called demon. You believe it because you were
: brainwashed by religion nuts. You are experiencing a sleep disorder. Your
: mind is conscious, but your nerve cannot transmit your order to your legs : fast enough or somehow you leg muscles cannot react to neurological signal
: fast enough. It is a very common thing. Most people will experience
: something like this.
: 白牛：it is a mystery and people are ashamed of it.
: Me: there is nothing to be ashamed of. There is no ghost. I have dissected
: corpse, studied the whole skeleton, and seen bones in exposed caskets, but
: nothing has haunted me.
: 白牛：sometimes we can't explain everything.
: Me: isn't my explanation good enough for you? Yes,there are things that
our
: brains are not powerful enough to explain. For example, no one can prove
God
: 's existence or non-existence.
: 白牛：this is a very good example.
: Me:yes, a rational person will unavoidably reach a ground that it will
: remain unknown, it is called agnostic philosophically. In real life, you
can
: make a choice according to your life experience. If its existence can't
be
: proved and it can never hurt you, why would you choose to burden yourself : with a unnecessary concept?
: 白牛：I don't want to talk about it.
难怪你睡不到白牛
你应该offer晚上陪睡，帮她打妖怪，当然，需要掏出你的金箍棒先
你这时候应该说我会中国古法佛教驱魔术，今晚去你家教你念金刚经，念了就好了
而不是解释科学原理 LOL
鬼压床应该是枕头有问题，压迫了后脑
也可能是缺氧，说不定的确是有些玩意趁着人体虚弱入侵。
【 在 dayou(dayou) 的大作中提到: 】
: 鬼压床应该是枕头有问题，压迫了后脑