马克吐温是杰出的思想家

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who
cannot read them.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Lies, damned lies, and statistics

All right, then, I'll go to hell.

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the
difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

这些堪比老庄啊

但是问题来了，美国为什么还是有这么多脑残？小时候连马克吐温都不读？

谁发的老师读谁的书被开除

记得我老高中时某中秋节，男女同学聚餐，互出节目，我即兴出了个谜语，叫“德国经济复苏”，打一美国著名作家。在座沉默良久，一女神曰，马克吐温。