昨天废品回收公司把我婉拒了

scraper
楼主 (未名空间)

精心准备面试,把胡子也刮了,把简历大声朗诵了三遍,因为紧张,折磨我多年的便秘也得到了缓解,兴冲冲赴约,发现那里的人没有一个戴口罩的,为我引路的白大叔挺热情的,有两个大老黑员工,其中一个与Jerry 里面那个给街坊找parking车位那位神似
,形神兼备,嗯。HR白妞居然迟到了十几分钟,我等呀等呀,内心焦虑不安,最后白妞姗姗来迟,打开了仓库里面的盒子办公室,把我领进去,然后打印出面试问题和我的简历,花了大概三分钟扫描了我的简历,然后扔出第一条问题,why did you leave your last job? Me: to far from home. Whitecow: are you willing to work overtime? Me: no problem. Whitecow: is night shift acceptable? Me: I prefer day
shit. Whitecow: what pay rate do you expect? Me: as described in your job ad. Whitecow: is it ok to run a background check for criminal and drug use
history? Me: go ahead. Whitecow: can you drive a forklift? Me: not yet but I could learn. Whitecow: do you have any physical issue that prevents you
from lifting 40 pounds? Me: hell no. Whitecow: your credentials are way
beyond what we are looking for for this position, but I will pass your
resume to someone else who might give you further consideration. Me: thank
you very much, you have a nice day. 我心都凉了,肥皂泡般美艳的工作希望就这样幻灭。怅然离开仓库,开着三十年新的东方不败离去,忍不住哭了。这白妞的白是那种西班牙白,不是我迷恋的那种爱尔兰白,而且说起话来十分呆滞,眼中没有光彩流溢,连眼神交流都没有,与她共事是不会有如沐春风的感觉的,也罢!

k
kg30

看上去要去和老qiu当室友了
scraper

那废品回收站东北方约三麦有一家叫京东的中餐馆,门可罗雀,不过我决定问问他们要不要跑堂的,要是大家看见有猥琐男模样的应伺生,别忘了tip一下,怎么说也曾同船
渡过。

q
qwxqwsean

不会开叉车,基本上就麻烦了。
scraper

老邱老师您会开叉车么?

w567

你直接说你就是废品就直接被收了

【 在 scraper (求白妞包养) 的大作中提到: 】
: 精心准备面试,把胡子也刮了,把简历大声朗诵了三遍,因为紧张,折磨我多年的便秘
: 也得到了缓解,兴冲冲赴约,发现那里的人没有一个戴口罩的,为我引路的白大叔挺热
: 情的,有两个大老黑员工,其中一个与Jerry 里面那个给街坊找parking车位那位神似
: ,形神兼备,嗯。HR白妞居然迟到了十几分钟,我等呀等呀,内心焦虑不安,最后白妞
: 姗姗来迟,打开了仓库里面的盒子办公室,把我领进去,然后打印出面试问题和我的简
: 历,花了大概三分钟扫描了我的简历,然后扔出第一条问题,why did you leave
your
: last job? Me: to far from home. Whitecow: are you willing to work
overtime
: ? Me: no problem. Whitecow: is night shift acceptable? Me: I prefer day
: shit. Whitecow: what pay rate do you expect? Me: as described in your job ad
: . Whitecow: is it ok to run a background check for criminal and drug use
: ...................