床铺潜回推特假扮PR Rep For Chinese Communist Party，哈哈哈

4 年多

楼主 (未名空间)

哈哈哈哈

Trump Sneaks Back On Twitter By Disguising Self As PR Rep For Chinese
Communist Party

U.S.—Donald Trump was permanently banned from Twitter today, being a crazy fringe extremist who also happens to be the president of the United States.

But the ever-clever Trump, always known as the smartest man in the room, has managed to get back on the social network by disguising himself as one
Chongald Xrump, PR specialist for the Chinese Communist Party.

Trump is reportedly attempting to build a following by tweeting about how
good Uighur concentration camps are and how nice the Chinese government is, since those things are not banned under Twitter's terms of service. Once he has enough followers, he'll remove his Asian rice hat and false Fu Manchu
mustache and begin tweeting about the rigged election

odddaddy

4 年多

老川叫 @Chongald Xrump, 哈哈哈哈哈。

给翻墙五毛翻译一下

美国-唐纳德·特朗普（Donald Trump）是一名疯狂的边缘极端主义者，他今天恰好是
美国总统。

但是，永远聪明的特朗普，一直被称为会议室中最聪明的人，通过伪装成中国共产党的公关专家Chongald Xrump，设法重新回到了社交网络。

据报道，特朗普正在通过推特发表关于维吾尔族集中营有多好以及中国政府有多好的尝试来建立粉丝群，因为这些事情不受Twitter服务条款的禁止。一旦拥有足够的追随者
，他将摘下亚洲稻米帽子和假的傅满族胡须，并再次在推特上发布推特。

“您好，先生，我今天在这里告诉您我们的集中营有多棒！非常干净和人性化！”他写了。这条推文并未被标记为煽动暴力或成为一个共产主义国家的推文，共产主义国家杀死了数千万本国公民。实际上，那些对他的推文的合法性提出质疑的人被中止了仇恨言论。

特朗普说，如果他的策略失败了，他接下来将尝试伪装成一名安提法领导人。

babyruth

4 年多

哈哈哈哈，好玩，原来是babylonbee的。