语法解析课101 49请进

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mrnqs
楼主 (未名空间)

作为你帖子的读者,被你辣了这么长时间的眼睛,为了转化负能量为正能量,特批注你的几个帖子供你和大家参考、但是你要明白的是,这并不是你所有的错误,你的每一个帖子都辣眼睛,哪怕只有五个字的帖子!

First of all, let me point out that you wrote “Egnlish” twice. Nice
spelling, buddy.

“Your big mouth is no evidence, even [though] you might be able to open it as wide as a Tasmanian tiger.” Missing ‘though.’

“In speaking language, you can pause and wait for other's attention for
what you are going to say next.” ‘In speaking language’ is grammatically incorrect; you can say ‘in speaking English,’ ‘linguistically,’ etc.
instead.

“My mistake might be that I forgot many of my audience, you included, are
still in the grammar-conscious stage.” ‘Many of my audience’ is
grammatically incorrect. You can say ‘most of my audience,’ ‘many in my
audience,’ etc. instead. Also, this is plain stupid. No fluent English
speaker considers themself past the grammar-conscious stage. We speak
English, and we speak it correctly.

“You can tell me that it is grammatically incorrect, people will laugh at
you.” Incorrect use of a comma. Use a semicolon, a dash, or a period
instead.

“Whatever they used to attack me, I don't mind what rats are talking about.” Congrats, you’ve stumped me. This sentence is so wrong I don’t even
know how to fix it.

I guess you’ve forgotten everything that those so-called “award winning
college professors” taught you, because I don’t need a Nobel Prize to know that your English is below proficient. In fact, I don’t even need a high
school diploma to see that you’re a dimwit.
I am impressed that you have managed to use incorrect grammar in EVERY
SINGLE POST you have sent, including 5 word sentences.
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FortyNiner

1. Catching my "Egnlish" is something that can make you proud? Do you know why people might make that type of typos? Do you really think I didn't
know it? I just didn't bother. Look at the photo attached. You will know I knew.
2. I know. I was going to type "even if", but for some reason, I missed
the "if". I know I make that mistake a lot. I will still make it in the
future. It's nothing new.
3. There is even a website called "speakinglanguages".
4. "Many of my audience". You are right. I was wrong. I knew audience is singular. I was not careful enough.
5. I know. But I still use it a lot. I am not writing for my essay for a class. You will see me using that a lot again and again. That is something everyone knows.
6. I meant to have a period in between. You hear people say things like "
That stupid dog. I hate dogs that barks a lot."

All these are just tedious errors. If I want, I should be able to catch all of them on my own, except probably #4. That's why in my days, teachers and professors reminded us to proofread, double- and triple-check, or even ask a friend to check. However, I don't need to any of these here. I am just
killing time here. Who says I have to be all correct? At work, I certainly double check.
I have been working in an English-only environment the last twenty some
years. I am in constant communication with about 50-100 people each day,
half verbally and half in writing. Only four, out of about 300, of my
colleagues, current and former, can speak Chinese. Nobody, above, parallel or under me, has complained to me that s/he has trouble reading my writing.
So, if you want to shame me so that I quit this board, don't waste your time
. If you are really Nice and try to help me, I don't need it. I am 100%
sure that you are not as good as any of my professors, so what can you do
that they could not?

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FortyNiner

BTW, taht and jsut are the other two typos I often make and notice. They are the same type of typos as Egnlish. Something I correct them, but sometimes I just don't bother.
(Just happen to catch it now after several hours. I don't know why I typed "something" while I actually intended to type "sometimes".)

Another mistake I always make is to start a sentence with "and", "but" or "
or". I know my first college professor will be upset. I still remember
that she emphasized many times not to start a sentence with them. But she's not able to change my grade. And I fell like it. I avoid them at work
though.

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luminb

再加一个,我called他不original,他说没法exotic。然后试图说服我exotic等同于
original

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FortyNiner

In which post I said exotic = original?
Big Mouth?

【 在 luminb (Gooder) 的大作中提到: 】
: 再加一个,我called他不original,他说没法exotic。然后试图说服我exotic等同于: original

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FortyNiner

You have problem with your comprehension. I meant I could give you somethng original, but most likely I wouldn't stop there and would end up giving you something exotic. But that might get me banned. So I did not give you.
Anyway, why do I give you what you want? Are we friends? Anyway, initially you didn't seem to know what I meant.

【 在 luminb (Gooder) 的大作中提到: 】
: 再加一个,我called他不original,他说没法exotic。然后试图说服我exotic等同于: original

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luminb

Let people judge. 群众的眼睛是雪亮滴,看假洋鬼子的鬼子话和智商咯

【 在 FortyNiner (Niner) 的大作中提到: 】
exotic: very different, strange, or unusual
You must have thought I meant "foreign country".

luminb (Gooder)
I asked for something original, not exotic. Do you read?

【 在 FortyNiner (Niner) 的大作中提到: 】
: In which post I said exotic = original?
: Big Mouth?

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FortyNiner

That was because you didn't seem to understand what exotic meant.
What were my previous and next posts?

【 在 luminb (Gooder) 的大作中提到: 】
: Let people judge.
: exotic: very different, strange, or unusual
: You must have thought I meant "foreign country".
: luminb (Gooder)
: I asked for something original, not exotic. Do you read?

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luminb

越描越黑,哈哈。大家对你的假洋鬼子本性有所了解,我就很欣慰

【 在 FortyNiner (Niner) 的大作中提到: 】
: What was my next post?

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FortyNiner

What you put in previous post failed to show your claim.
So are you a 假洋鬼子 or a real 洋鬼子? I saw some of your posts in English
. So don't deny it.

【 在 luminb (Gooder) 的大作中提到: 】
: 越描越黑,哈哈。大家对你的假洋鬼子本性有所了解,我就很欣慰

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luminb

见鬼说鬼话,正常人都知道。你就不要狗急跳墙了。还是这句话,我怼你一句,你回我一句一样的就是个copycat。OK?让你说句original的,你就非要exotic。傻子的智商
……在道上混好意思吗?

【 在 FortyNiner (Niner) 的大作中提到: 】
: What you put in previous post failed to show your claim.
: So are you a 假洋鬼子 or a real 洋鬼子? I saw some of your posts in
English
: . So don't deny it.

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FortyNiner

>>>见鬼说鬼话
Did it ever occur to you that it's exactly what I have been doing? You are just a bunch of 假洋鬼子, not real 洋鬼子.
Why do I stop at original? Why do I do what you ask for? Are we friends?

【 在 luminb (Gooder) 的大作中提到: 】
: 见鬼说鬼话,正常人都知道。你就不要狗急跳墙了。还是这句话,我怼你一句,你回我
: 一句一样的就是个copycat。OK?让你说句original的,你就非要exotic。傻子的智商
: ……在道上混好意思吗?
: English

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luminb

哦,原来你来中文论坛练英语是见鬼说鬼话?你那么费心跟我解释exotic是啥意思(当我问你要
originality)是见鬼说鬼话?no it never occurred to me,因为我没想到你的逻辑
智商是如此之低。

【 在 FortyNiner (Niner) 的大作中提到: 】
: >>>见鬼说鬼话
: Did it ever occur to you that it's exactly what I have been doing? You
are
: just a bunch of 假洋鬼子, not real 洋鬼子.
: Why do I stop at original? Why do I do what you ask for? Are we friends?
:

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FortyNiner

You are so slow.
I just treat you like a 假洋鬼子, do you know that? You know yourself well, and you just reminded me by bringing it up. Are you so proud of being a
假洋鬼子? Do you want to be a real 洋鬼子?

【 在 luminb (Gooder) 的大作中提到: 】
: 哦,原来你来中文论坛练英语是见鬼说鬼话?你那么费心跟我解释exotic是啥意思(当
: 我问你要
: originality)是见鬼说鬼话?no it never occurred to me,因为我没想到你的逻辑
: 智商是如此之低。
: are
:

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FortyNiner

>>>你的逻辑智商是如此之低。
Funny. Someone who still believes Trump has won has guts to talk about 逻辑智商.
Your Kraken evidences didn't tell you 你的逻辑智商是如此之低? You are so
gullible and believe craps from sources like 大妓院,isn't that an indicator of 你的逻辑智商是如此之低?

【 在 luminb (Gooder) 的大作中提到: 】
: 哦,原来你来中文论坛练英语是见鬼说鬼话?你那么费心跟我解释exotic是啥意思(当
: 我问你要
: originality)是见鬼说鬼话?no it never occurred to me,因为我没想到你的逻辑
: 智商是如此之低。
: are
:

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luminb

没劲,又打滚了。我骂你假洋鬼子,你抄袭了我。我骂你逻辑智商低,你又抄袭了我。我骂你copycat,你给我来一句copyrat。丫智商低不算,还没品

【 在 FortyNiner (Niner) 的大作中提到: 】
: You are so slow.
: I just treat you like a 假洋鬼子, do you know that? You know yourself
well,
: and you just reminded me by bringing it up. Are you so proud of being a
: 假洋鬼子? Do you want to be a real 洋鬼子?

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FortyNiner

Anyway, are you a masochist? Aren't you one of the IDs who said my English
was so bad that it's difficult to understand me? Why are you enduring so
much pain to read my posts? Do you find pleasure from the pain? Do you get an orgasm?
Or are you paid to take the pain to read and reply my posts? Are you still
getting 50 cents per post? Is there a raise since the pandemic? How much
a tutor gets paid? More or less than you?

【 在 luminb (Gooder) 的大作中提到: 】
: 没劲,又打滚了。我骂你假洋鬼子,你抄袭了我。我骂你逻辑智商低,你又抄袭了我。
: 我骂你copycat,你给我来一句copyrat。丫智商低不算,还没品
: well,

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FortyNiner

Because you know yourself better than anyone. You are telling me to use
them on you.

【 在 luminb (Gooder) 的大作中提到: 】
: 没劲,又打滚了。我骂你假洋鬼子,你抄袭了我。我骂你逻辑智商低,你又抄袭了我。
: 我骂你copycat,你给我来一句copyrat。丫智商低不算,还没品
: well,

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luminb

抄袭了还搞得那么华丽。说你装还不承认

【 在 FortyNiner (Niner) 的大作中提到: 】
: Because you know yourself better than anyone. You are telling me to use
: them on you.

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luminb


再加一句,智商49人还有一句绝句:“who did I 见人就咬”。这种假洋鬼子话咱们下里巴人都听迷糊了,笑死个人哈哈哈哈

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FortyNiner

No, I am very humble. I used your words to describe you. I know you kknow yourself much better than I do. So I used your words. Isn't that what yoiu want?
You have no guts to answer my question? Are you a masochist? Isn't it
difficult to understand my English? Be careful. My English is for 假洋鬼子, not for real 洋鬼子. Reading it too much will make you a 假洋鬼子.

【 在 luminb (Gooder) 的大作中提到: 】
: 抄袭了还搞得那么华丽。说你装还不承认

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luminb

智商49人,你的假洋鬼子话无论真假洋鬼子都听不懂啊……“who did I 见人就咬”?哈
哈哈

【 在 FortyNiner (Niner) 的大作中提到: 】
: No, I am very humble. I used your words to describe you. I know you
kknow
: yourself much better than I do. So I used your words. Isn't that what
yoiu
: want?
: You have no guts to answer my question? Are you a masochist? Isn't it
: difficult to understand my English? Be careful. My English is for 假洋鬼子
: , not for real 洋鬼子. Reading it too much will make you a 假洋鬼子.

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FortyNiner

Yet you find pleasure from the pain of reading my English. You are a
masochist.
That error is in the Chinese part. Aren't you supposed to bash me on my
Chinese?

【 在 luminb (Gooder) 的大作中提到: 】
: 再加一句,智商49人还有一句绝句:“who did I 见人就咬”。这种假洋鬼子话咱们下
: 里巴人都听迷糊了,笑死个人哈哈哈哈

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luminb

你这个疯狗见人就咬。这句中文有毛病么?

【 在 FortyNiner (Niner) 的大作中提到: 】
: Yet you find pleasure from the pain of reading my English. You are a
: masochist.
: That error is in the Chinese part. Aren't you supposed to bash me on my
: Chinese?

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FortyNiner

Yep, clinging on my lazy error makes you smart.
--I just gave you another opportunity to make you smart.

【 在 luminb (Gooder) 的大作中提到: 】
: 智商49人,你的假洋鬼子话无论真假洋鬼子都听不懂啊……“who did I 见人就咬”?哈
: 哈哈
: kknow
: yoiu

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luminb


Yes, I feel the pain. Everybody here feels the pain. Pain from being bitten by a mad dog…..

【 在 FortyNiner (Niner) 的大作中提到: 】
: Yet you find pleasure from the pain of reading my English. You are a
: masochist.
: That error is in the Chinese part. Aren't you supposed to bash me on my
: Chinese?

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luminb

回智商49人,新年快乐。今年你做了猫狗了吗?猫是copycat的猫,狗是见人就咬的狗
!爷不逗你玩啦,看你也是可怜

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FortyNiner

Someone used "见人就咬". I copied and pasted it into my sentence. I should delete the 人, but I was too lazy to do that.
You are welcomed to believe I didn't know that. Whatever, your trumper's
barrage is indeed my accolade.

【 在 luminb (Gooder) 的大作中提到: 】
: 你这个疯狗见人就咬。这句中文有毛病么?

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FortyNiner

爷 your ass. Little kid.

【 在 luminb (Gooder) 的大作中提到: 】
: 回智商49人,新年快乐。今年你做了猫狗了吗?猫是copycat的猫,狗是见人就咬的狗
: !爷不逗你玩啦,看你也是可怜

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FortyNiner

You are a mad dog? You never stop amusing me.

【 在 luminb (Gooder) 的大作中提到: 】
: Yes, I feel the pain. Everybody here feels the pain. Pain from being
bitten
: by a mad dog…..

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FortyNiner

Please don't use 智商. You certainly don't know what they mean.
If you have guts, take this quiz to show your 智商. Are you ready?

Quiz: Did Trump win the 2020 presidential election?
A) Yes
B) No
So what's your answer?

【 在 luminb (Gooder) 的大作中提到: 】
: 回智商49人,新年快乐。今年你做了猫狗了吗?猫是copycat的猫,狗是见人就咬的狗
: !爷不逗你玩啦,看你也是可怜

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FortyNiner

Don't leave.
My Big brother refirefi is going to teach you a lesson. How dare you call
him a 假洋鬼子? No, you didn't? But the exact same reason why you called
me a 假洋鬼子 applies to him too. You are just being nice to him since he's your comrade. But in your heart, black heart, you must be calling him a 假洋鬼子 since it is your reasoning.

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herewego

you guys have too much time to waste with an idiot.
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yuaner2

语法错误太多了,不是用英语思维的问题而是,不是一个能够使用英语阅读的人。大概能够听懂一些新闻,在日常生活中用英语交流工作,在口语中,
人家也不太在乎语法。写出来就不行了。

需要去大量做语法练习,阅读从低级开始。
他说自己是小学五年级水平,这个说法不对,他是成年人,如果是小学同学,
他麻烦不大。学语言要模仿。他拒绝模仿的成年人。或者对于模仿有自己的狭隘的理解。作为成年人,要使用更严格的方法学语法。

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yuaner2

问题是,你们为什么不能忍受他这个成年的小学五年级水平的人的烂语法?

这是什么心理?

【 在 yuaner2() 的大作中提到: 】

: 语法错误太多了,不是用英语思维的问题而是,不是一个能够使用英语阅读的人。大概

: 能够听懂一些新闻,在日常生活中用英语交流工作,在口语中,

: 人家也不太在乎语法。写出来就不行了。

: 需要去大量做语法练习,阅读从低级开始。

: 他说自己是小学五年级水平,这个说法不对,他是成年人,如果是小学同学,

: 他麻烦不大。学语言要模仿。他拒绝模仿的成年人。或者对于模仿有自己的狭隘的理解

: 。作为成年人,要使用更严格的方法学语法。

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yuaner2

小学5年级的语法应该不辣眼睛了,如果英语是母语的。

【 在 yuaner2() 的大作中提到: 】

: 问题是,你们为什么不能忍受他这个成年的小学五年级水平的人的烂语法?

: 这是什么心理?

: 。大概

: 的理解

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luminb

其实不是小学水平的英语,而是他小学水平的智商。你损他一句假洋鬼子,他追着你说你才是假洋鬼子。那还搞什么劲?咱不跟傻子较劲。

【 在 yuaner2 () 的大作中提到: 】
: 问题是,你们为什么不能忍受他这个成年的小学五年级水平的人的烂语法?
: 这是什么心理?
: : 语法错误太多了,不是用英语思维的问题而是,不是一个能够使用英语阅读的人
: 。大概
: : 能够听懂一些新闻,在日常生活中用英语交流工作,在口语中,
: : 人家也不太在乎语法。写出来就不行了。
: : 需要去大量做语法练习,阅读从低级开始。
: : 他说自己是小学五年级水平,这个说法不对,他是成年人,如果是小学同学,
: : 他麻烦不大。学语言要模仿。他拒绝模仿的成年人。或者对于模仿有自己的狭隘
: 的理解
: ...................

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Lexian

这种49傻缺也就在这美地还活的下去, 整个蛤蟆嘴张着哈喇子流淌的模样。 回国去没两天就给整死在臭水沟了。

【 在 luminb (Gooder) 的大作中提到: 】
: 其实不是小学水平的英语,而是他小学水平的智商。你损他一句假洋鬼子,他追着你说
: 你才是假洋鬼子。那还搞什么劲?咱不跟傻子较劲。

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adcv

FYI, 某ID被处理了。 或许一时半会儿来不了了。

【 在 mrnqs (三月) 的大作中提到: 】
: 作为你帖子的读者,被你辣了这么长时间的眼睛,为了转化负能量为正能量,特批注你
: 的几个帖子供你和大家参考、但是你要明白的是,这并不是你所有的错误,你的每一个
: 帖子都辣眼睛,哪怕只有五个字的帖子!
: First of all, let me point out that you wrote “Egnlish” twice. Nice
: spelling, buddy.
: “Your big mouth is no evidence, even [though] you might be able to open
it
: as wide as a Tasmanian tiger.” Missing ‘though.’
: “In speaking language, you can pause and wait for other's attention for
: what you are going to say next.” ‘In speaking language’ is
grammatically
: incorrect; you can say ‘in speaking English,’ ‘linguistically,’ etc.
: ...................

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FortyNiner

Have you served your cheap lip service today?

【 在 Lexian (蒙古大夫) 的大作中提到: 】
: 这种49傻缺也就在这美地还活的下去, 整个蛤蟆嘴张着哈喇子流淌的模样。 回国去没
: 两天就给整死在臭水沟了。

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FortyNiner

Are you talking about the Chinese Zuckerburg?

【 在 adcv (Jimmy) 的大作中提到: 】
: FYI, 某ID被处理了。 或许一时半会儿来不了了。
: it
: grammatically

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FortyNiner

You have guts to talk about iq? With your Kraken evidence?

【 在 luminb (Gooder) 的大作中提到: 】
: 其实不是小学水平的英语,而是他小学水平的智商。你损他一句假洋鬼子,他追着你说
: 你才是假洋鬼子。那还搞什么劲?咱不跟傻子较劲。

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Adrianne

语法的错误都还可以了,反正大家都不是Native Speaker. 49的问题是他的英文语序用词都是Chinglish的.很多老印也这么写东西,还自以为是,认为自己写得很好。我每次看了都想吐,想帮他改都无从改起的那种。一般就是扔一本Elements of Style,让他
们从头学起。fanfiction.net一大堆用英文写fanfic的高中小女生英文写得都比他强

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yuaner2

烙印语法没错,是带有烙印特色的。我怀疑烙印的英国英语比美国青少年的肮脏俚语好的多。这个人是大街上学的英语。

【 在 Adrianne(阿德里安妮) 的大作中提到: 】
<br>: 语法的错误都还可以了,反正大家都不是Native Speaker. 49的问题是他的英文
语序用
<br>: 词都是Chinglish的.很多老印也这么写东西,还自以为是,认为自己写得很好。
我每次
<br>: 看了都想吐,想帮他改都无从改起的那种。一般就是扔一本Elements of Style
,让他
<br>: 们从头学起。fanfiction.net一大堆用英文写fanfic的高中小女生英文写得都比
他强
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