有趣。

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goldencs
楼主 (未名空间)

今天接到两个催票电话,急中生智,测试一下。

民主党电话:

D: "Have you voted? Not yet? Okay. We just want to let you know Joe Biden
really helps with this country, blah, blah..
Can we count on you to vote for Biden next Tuesday?"
Me: "No, I am just an international student. I do not have U.S passport. I
want to vote for Biden, but can I go and vote?"
D: "I cannot say yes or no because I am not allowed to give you any legal
advice. But I know some polling stations in Lancaster do not require
positive IDs because there are a lot of Amish people there who do not drive.You can try your luck there. "
Me: "I am in Delaware. It is about 50 minute drive to Lancaster."
D: "Again, I am not qualified to give you any legal advice, but 50-minute
drive is okay for me. My commute time is more than that.".

共和党电话:

R: "You are not U.S citizen yet? Then, you cannot vote. Do you plan to stay
and work in the U.S? Then vote Republican in the future. "

h
huhu1

下次问民生党:I am not citizen, I want to vote Trump, can I vote ?

【 在 goldencs (Little Patato) 的大作中提到: 】
: 今天接到两个催票电话,急中生智,测试一下。
: 民主党电话:
: D: "Have you voted? Not yet? Okay. We just want to let you know Joe Biden
: really helps with this country, blah, blah..
: Can we count on you to vote for Biden next Tuesday?"
: Me: "No, I am just an international student. I do not have U.S passport. I: want to vote for Biden, but can I go and vote?"
: D: "I cannot say yes or no because I am not allowed to give you any legal
: advice. But I know some polling stations in Lancaster do not require
: positive IDs because there are a lot of Amish people there who do not
drive.
: ...................

r
renzaimg

这个好逗!
t
tiglucy

把帖子题目改下,让给多人进来看看。

btw,这个已经可以报警了。
g
goldencs

youtu.be/AQKAz7l5Es4

这个可以报警么?

i
insect9

报警也就是再甩出一个临时工顶锅而已。

【 在 tiglucy 的大作中提到: 】
:
:把帖子题目改下,让给多人进来看看。
:
:btw,这个已经可以报警了。
:

L
Lalapoppy

哈哈,这个好逗,发一个我的。今年春天开始老有人打电话给我,我一看陌生号码从来不接。后面就开始text给我,不知怎么还被叫做Mario了.

【 在 goldencs (Little Patato) 的大作中提到: 】
: 今天接到两个催票电话,急中生智,测试一下。
: 民主党电话:
: D: "Have you voted? Not yet? Okay. We just want to let you know Joe Biden
: really helps with this country, blah, blah..
: Can we count on you to vote for Biden next Tuesday?"
: Me: "No, I am just an international student. I do not have U.S passport. I: want to vote for Biden, but can I go and vote?"
: D: "I cannot say yes or no because I am not allowed to give you any legal
: advice. But I know some polling stations in Lancaster do not require
: positive IDs because there are a lot of Amish people there who do not
drive.
: ...................

c
cz1206

5分钟以后就被ice带走了

【 在 huhu1 (呼呼~) 的大作中提到: 】
: 下次问民生党:I am not citizen, I want to vote Trump, can I vote ?
: drive.

b
bigBalls

这是重罪,抓到了一辈子就完蛋了。
每次选举都有被抓的。

左逼自己犯罪是一码事,
怂恿教唆别人去冒这么大的风险,
简直就是没有人性,丧心病狂。

f
firework001

你应该逗她一下,等她给你讲完了怎么投票,你跟她说,哦对了,我记错了,我是要投川普的。
【 在 goldencs (Little Patato) 的大作中提到: 】
: 今天接到两个催票电话,急中生智,测试一下。
: 民主党电话:
: D: "Have you voted? Not yet? Okay. We just want to let you know Joe Biden
: really helps with this country, blah, blah..
: Can we count on you to vote for Biden next Tuesday?"
: Me: "No, I am just an international student. I do not have U.S passport. I: want to vote for Biden, but can I go and vote?"
: D: "I cannot say yes or no because I am not allowed to give you any legal
: advice. But I know some polling stations in Lancaster do not require
: positive IDs because there are a lot of Amish people there who do not
drive.
: ...................

J
JJ8

顶一下
【 在 goldencs (Little Patato) 的大作中提到: 】
: 今天接到两个催票电话,急中生智,测试一下。
: 民主党电话:
: D: "Have you voted? Not yet? Okay. We just want to let you know Joe Biden
: really helps with this country, blah, blah..
: Can we count on you to vote for Biden next Tuesday?"
: Me: "No, I am just an international student. I do not have U.S passport. I: want to vote for Biden, but can I go and vote?"
: D: "I cannot say yes or no because I am not allowed to give you any legal
: advice. But I know some polling stations in Lancaster do not require
: positive IDs because there are a lot of Amish people there who do not
drive.
: ...................

c
cellcycle

如果不是编的,民主党鼓励作弊 抓现行!!

【在 goldencs(Little Patato)的大作中提到:】
:今天接到两个催票电话,急中生智,测试一下。