今天我正在垃圾站质检室测试回收垃圾的色度，耳边响起了广播，everybody goes to the break room. 正疑惑着怎么大晴天的也有tornado drill，人群鱼贯而过，对我说 ，阿Q，同去同去，get some pizza。我正忙着，也因为刚吃过午饭，不想去，但是禁 不住人盛情邀请，便跟着一起去了。刚到那，监工便问，阿Q，have you had lunch？ 我顿时明白了，公司招待你吃pizza，但是不会允许你在工作时间内吃pizza。我有点不悦，这麻辣隔壁的算哪门子事？干脆放工时扔我几块pizza不就行了？想归想，既然参 与了就逢场作戏吧，我堆起笑脸说，I am only here to get my share for tomorrow's lunch. 看着桌上十几盒pizza，我想公司还真大方，打开一盒一看，操，那pizza切得比我的鸡巴还小，半径也就五英寸，圆心角不会超过15度，我迅速抓起三块香肠和三块芝士的转身欲走，这是监工冲过来说，阿Q, you can't do this。我问，I can't do what？监工一本正经地说you can't take more than three pieces。我于是打算把三块放回盒子里，监工又说，you can't put them back。我气呼呼地说，I didn't even touch the pizza，便把六块pizza带纸盘子扔桌上就回去测试色度了。刚把测试做好 ，animal resource 就把我叫到办公室。我刚坐下来，白牛就说，so，I heard that you have an attitude problem? 我说， what do you mean? 白牛说，in the break room... 我连忙打住她说，I don't have a problem, but your staff is very rude. She did not tell me that each person is limited to only three slices, and there is no sign on the table saying three slices only per person. I have put the tiny pizza in my plate, and you are telling me that I should not do this in front of other people? What you should do is to say you forget to tell me the limit and next time you should make it clear, instead, you embarrassed me as if you are doing me a huge favor and I am too greedy. 白 牛说， you are fired. 我说， Go fuck yourself. （最后这句纯属虚构）
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发信人: scraper (求白妞包养), 信区: Military
标 题: 你麻痹的又失业了！！！！！
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Sep 29 18:21:22 2021, 美东)
今天我正在垃圾站质检室测试回收垃圾的色度，耳边响起了广播，everybody goes to the break room. 正疑惑着怎么大晴天的也有tornado drill，人群鱼贯而过，对我说
，阿Q，同去同去，get some pizza。我正忙着，也因为刚吃过午饭，不想去，但是禁
不住人盛情邀请，便跟着一起去了。刚到那，监工便问，阿Q，have you had lunch？
我顿时明白了，公司招待你吃pizza，但是不会允许你在工作时间内吃pizza。我有点不悦，这麻辣隔壁的算哪门子事？干脆放工时扔我几块pizza不就行了？想归想，既然参
与了就逢场作戏吧，我堆起笑脸说，I am only here to get my share for tomorrow's lunch. 看着桌上十几盒pizza，我想公司还真大方，打开一盒一看，操，那pizza切得比我的鸡巴还小，半径也就五英寸，圆心角不会超过15度，我迅速抓起三块香肠和三块芝士的转身欲走，这是监工冲过来说，阿Q, you can't do this。我问，I can't do what？监工一本正经地说you can't take more than three pieces。我于是打算把三块放回盒子里，监工又说，you can't put them back。我气呼呼地说，I didn't even touch the pizza，便把六块pizza带纸盘子扔桌上就回去测试色度了。刚把测试做好
，animal resource 就把我叫到办公室。我刚坐下来，白牛就说，so，I heard that
you have an attitude problem? 我说， what do you mean? 白牛说，in the break room... 我连忙打住她说，I don't have a problem, but your staff is very rude. She did not tell me that each person is limited to only three slices, and
there is no sign on the table saying three slices only per person. I have
put the tiny pizza in my plate, and you are telling me that I should not do this in front of other people? What you should do is to say you forget to
tell me the limit and next time you should make it clear, instead, you
embarrassed me as if you are doing me a huge favor and I am too greedy. 白
牛说， you are fired. 我说， Go fuck yourself. （最后这句纯属虚构）
15degree刚好一个时区啊