投票太伤自尊 (转载)

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发信人: scraper (求白妞包养), 信区: Military
标 题: 投票太伤自尊
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Oct 29 21:02:59 2020, 美东)

今天怀着沉重的心情去投票,为啥心情沉重?因为无论选谁我反正也操不上白牛,这就好比咱们挑美女吧,可是挑出来的又不会跟你睡觉,你会觉得赏心悦目么?到了投票站,排在我前面的是一位小三,也就是若干年后把猥琐男摁倒在地操到生活不能自理的那种人类。阿三与白大妈有如下令人很不是滋味的对话:
Mr 3: This is my first time to vote.
Milf: oh yeah? What do you do?
Mr 3: I go to umich.
Milf: so what would you do after umich?
Mr 3: I plan to go to medical school.
Milf: oh could I adopt you?
Mr 3: My mom has a word in this...
谢天谢地终于轮到我了。我一看白大妈白里透红的肌肤和丰满的胸脯,爱情在裤裆里顿时鞭策起来。
Me: this is also my first time to vote.
Milf: here is your form.
Me: I am a doctor and my mom doesn't care.
Milf: here is your form.
爱情哀叹一声,我本起身向明月奈何明月照沟渠!便僵在那里了。(以下纯粹个人脑补)Me: what I mean is you could adopt me and you don't have to worry about
student loans.
Milf: move on, chink virus, you are on the way of next voter.
Me: fuck you and I am going to vote for Biden.
Huangchong

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【 在 bread22 (bread22) 的大作中提到: 】
: 发信人: scraper (求白妞包养), 信区: Military
: 标 题: 投票太伤自尊
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Oct 29 21:02:59 2020, 美东)
: 今天怀着沉重的心情去投票,为啥心情沉重?因为无论选谁我反正也操不上白牛,这就
: 好比咱们挑美女吧,可是挑出来的又不会跟你睡觉,你会觉得赏心悦目么?到了投票站
: ,排在我前面的是一位小三,也就是若干年后把猥琐男摁倒在地操到生活不能自理的那
: 种人类。阿三与白大妈有如下令人很不是滋味的对话:
: Mr 3: This is my first time to vote.
: Milf: oh yeah? What do you do?
: Mr 3: I go to umich.
: ...................

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