前 言 Today, in historic Gettysburg, PA, Donald J. Trump presented a game-changing plan for his first 100 days in office. This revolutionary “Contract with the American Voter” will ensure that America’s economy is revitalized and citizens are protected. 今天， 圣地葛堡，烈士坟前，东方风来满眼秋。我，“唐老鸭”川普，在这里与大家 一起，和一场史无前例的大革命定下一个美丽的约会。我郑重宣布并号召全国选民，和我一起，在入主白宫后启动“百日维新”。 I’m not a politician, and have never wanted to be one. But when I saw the trouble our country was in, I knew I couldn’t stand by and watch any longer. Our country has been so good to me, I love our country, I felt I had to act 你说我一个商人，怎么就当上政客了呢？我也实在不是谦虚。为国为民，侠之大者。所以我就念了两句诗“苟利国家生死以，岂因祸福避趋之”。眼见国破山河在，怎能不洒热血写春秋？ Change has to come from outside this broken system. The fact that the Washington establishment has tried so hard to stop our campaign is only more proof that our campaign represents the kind of change that only arrives once in a lifetime 我们的制度上满纸写着“吃人”二字。苍天已死，黄天当立。华盛顿的建制派歇斯底里地千方百计地阻止我来发动这场史无前例的大革命，正证明了他们这些纸老虎在心虚。I am asking the American people to rise above the noise and the clutter of our broken politics, and to embrace that great faith and optimism that has always been the central ingredient in the American character. I am asking you to dream big. 我呼吁， 全美国劳动人民团结起来，一起捍卫我大美悠久的文化，捍卫我们纯洁的信 仰。我恳请大家相信，我们的目标是星辰大海，你们在这场革命中失去的，将只是锁链。 What follows is my 100-day action plan to Make America Great Again. It is a contract between Donald J. Trump and the American voter – and begins with restoring honesty, accountability and change to Washington. 以下是我的百日维新计划。正所谓：天降川普多奇志，敢教华府换新天！
（仵作插注：仿照我们的“四五六”，川普提出了“六七五十”……以下）
A、反腐风暴“川六条”
Therefore, on the first day of my term of office, my administration will immediately pursue the following six measures to clean up the corruption and special interest collusion in Washington, DC: 党风廉政建设和反腐败斗争是必须抓好的重大政治任务。我治国理政第一事，就是要出台“川六条”，掀起华府廉政风暴。 FIRST, propose a Constitutional Amendment to impose term limits on all members of Congress; 川六条第一： 修宪，废除祸害已久的国会领导干部终身制。 SECOND, a hiring freeze on all federal employees to reduce federal workforce through attrition (exempting military, public safety, and public health); 川六条第二：叫停让人厌烦的公考，停止官僚机构招收冗员。当然，军队， 公安局和 疾控中心不在内。 THIRD, a requirement that for every new federal regulation, two existing regulations must be eliminated; 川六条第三：清理红头文件，反对文山会海。以后每订一条新规，就必须先废掉两条旧的。 FOURTH, a 5 year-ban on White House and Congressional officials becoming lobbyists after they leave government service; 川六条第四：白宫领导干部退休后，五年内不得在关键部门兼职。 FIFTH, a lifetime ban on White House officials lobbying on behalf of a foreign government; 川六条第五：白宫所有领导干部一律不准当裸官，不准里通外国。 SIXTH, a complete ban on foreign lobbyists raising money for American elections. 川六条第六：拒绝国外政治献金，消灭贿选，让我们的大选风清气正。
B、工人福利“七种武器”
On the same day, I will begin taking the following 7 actions to protect American workers: “川六条”之外，我还将为勤劳的的工人阶级提供增加福利的七种武器： FIRST, I will announce my intention to renegotiate NAFTA or withdraw from the deal under Article 2205 第一，废除丧权辱国的北美自由贸易协定。 SECOND, I will announce our withdrawal from the Trans-Pacific Partnership 第二，退出惹是生非的环太平洋协约国（TPP）。 THIRD, I will direct my Secretary of the Treasury to label China a currency manipulator 第三，宣布中国为操纵汇率的邪恶轴心。 FOURTH, I will direct the Secretary of Commerce and U.S. Trade Representative to identify all foreign trading abuses that unfairly impact American workers and direct them to use every tool under American and international law to end those abuses immediately 第四，责成商务部门废除各种剥削美国工人的国际血汗贸易。 FIFTH, I will lift the restrictions on the production of $50 trillion dollars’ worth of job- producing American energy reserves, including shale, oil, natural gas and clean coal. 第五，页岩油，天然气，清洁煤放松限产，扩大就业。 SIXTH, lift the Obama-Clinton roadblocks and allow vital energy infrastructure projects, like the Keystone Pipeline, to move forward 第六， 打破限制能源基建的“奥巴马—克林顿体系”，解放思想，团结一致向前看。 SEVENTH, cancel billions in payments to U.N. climate change programs and use the money to fix America’s water and environmental infrastructure 第七， 既要金山银山，也要绿水青山。赖掉联合国气候变化项目十亿美元的账，用这 笔钱净化我大美的水和空气。
C、平安美国“五项规定”
Additionally, on the first day, I will take the following five actions to restore security and the constitutional rule of law: 还不止这么多！ 我还有五项规定救民水火，捍卫宪法，缔造平安美国。 FIRST, cancel every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama 第一，让违宪的“奥巴马新政”见鬼去。 SECOND, begin the process of selecting a replacement for Justice Scalia from one of the 20 judges on my list, who will uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States 第二，我为最高法院大法官Scalia（注：刚刚于今年2月逝世）选定了20个候选替代者 ，你们只需要从里面选一个就行。 THIRD, cancel all federal funding to Sanctuary Cities 第三，有的城市还在庇护非法移民，（注：在美国的一些城市，地方法规规定警方不得查问居住于中的非法移民资料），嗨北鼻，你们的中央拨款到此为止了。 FOURTH, begin removing the more than 2 million criminal illegal immigrants from the country and cancel visas to foreign countries that won’t take them back 第四， 至少两百万的非法移民罪犯必须滚回自己的国家去。如果他们的国家不接收， 那么这个国家休想得到你们梦寐以求的美签。 FIFTH, suspend immigration from terror-prone regions where vetting cannot safely occur. All vetting of people coming into our country will be considered extreme vetting. 第五，有恐怖主义倾向的国家趁早别做美国梦。要移民到我大美，先到极端倾向审查部门报个到。
D、建设新美国“十条法令”
Next, I will work with Congress to introduce the following broader legislative measures and fight for their passage within the first 100 days of my Administration: 在这场史无前例翻天覆地的百日维新大革命里，我川普会设法让这一揽子法案全部通过。一共10条。 1. Middle Class Tax Relief And Simplification Act. An economic plan designed to grow the economy 4% per year and create at least 25 million new jobs through massive tax reduction and simplification, in combination with trade reform, regulatory relief, and lifting the restrictions on American energy. The largest tax reductions are for the middle class. A middle-class family with 2 children will get a 35% tax cut. The current number of brackets will be reduced from 7 to 3, and tax forms will likewise be greatly simplified. The business rate will be lowered from 35 to 15 percent, and the trillions of dollars of American corporate money overseas can now be brought back at a 10 percent rate. 第一，均税大法。给中产阶级减税。鼓励二孩，二孩家庭的税收将被减免35%。给企业 减税，让他们回到国内来开工。在这个宏伟蓝图下，我们的GDP将会实现平稳健康增长。 2. End The Offshoring Act. Establishes tariffs to discourage companies from laying off their workers in order to relocate in other countries and ship their products back to the U.S. tax-free. 第二， 市易大法。废除吸血的离岸法规。让那些为了逃税把总部开到海外去，解雇美 国工人的公司缴惩罚性税款。 3. American Energy
稀破身体不好，这肯定是最后一届了，上去肯定乱来。
加上她的一堆把柄在o8，大金主，Russia等手里，身不由己，只能乱来保命啊
在跟一帮DNC的政客一起，说不一定这些乱来都会搞成
Trump跟一帮政客都和不来，最少也就能提保守大法官不打仗不让AA恶化，最多再修修
墙，其他能成就最好了。
所有拿不定主意的，就选Trump，至少不会大乱。
巨额国债。吃福利的人上升一倍。
选 trump 至少 try 新思路。
2016-10-24 嘉陵江仵作 嘉陵江仵作
中国纪念完长征，大洋那头的川普，在纪念南北战争了。
北京时间10月23号，川普在葛底斯堡烈士公墓发表了一个主题为《百日维新，约么？》的演讲。在这个以林肯《葛底斯堡演讲》而名噪世界的地方，川普又作出了哪些惊人之语呢？且看仵作意译如下，并附英文原文。懂者自然懂，其实干货也不少是不是。特别声明，原文来自川普官方竞选网站，仵作保留译文版权。
现在开始。
前 言
Today, in historic Gettysburg, PA, Donald J. Trump presented a game-changing plan for his first 100 days in office. This revolutionary “Contract with
the American Voter” will ensure that America’s economy is revitalized and citizens are protected.
今天， 圣地葛堡，烈士坟前，东方风来满眼秋。我，“唐老鸭”川普，在这里与大家
一起，和一场史无前例的大革命定下一个美丽的约会。我郑重宣布并号召全国选民，和我一起，在入主白宫后启动“百日维新”。
I’m not a politician, and have never wanted to be one. But when I saw the
trouble our country was in, I knew I couldn’t stand by and watch any longer. Our country has been so good to me, I love our country, I felt I had to
act
你说我一个商人，怎么就当上政客了呢？我也实在不是谦虚。为国为民，侠之大者。所以我就念了两句诗“苟利国家生死以，岂因祸福避趋之”。眼见国破山河在，怎能不洒热血写春秋？
Change has to come from outside this broken system. The fact that the
Washington establishment has tried so hard to stop our campaign is only more proof that our campaign represents the kind of change that only arrives
once in a lifetime
我们的制度上满纸写着“吃人”二字。苍天已死，黄天当立。华盛顿的建制派歇斯底里地千方百计地阻止我来发动这场史无前例的大革命，正证明了他们这些纸老虎在心虚。I am asking the American people to rise above the noise and the clutter of our broken politics, and to embrace that great faith and optimism that has always been the central ingredient in the American character. I am asking
you to dream big.
我呼吁， 全美国劳动人民团结起来，一起捍卫我大美悠久的文化，捍卫我们纯洁的信
仰。我恳请大家相信，我们的目标是星辰大海，你们在这场革命中失去的，将只是锁链。
What follows is my 100-day action plan to Make America Great Again. It is a contract between Donald J. Trump and the American voter – and begins with
restoring honesty, accountability and change to Washington.
以下是我的百日维新计划。正所谓：天降川普多奇志，敢教华府换新天！
（仵作插注：仿照我们的“四五六”，川普提出了“六七五十”……以下）
A、反腐风暴“川六条”
Therefore, on the first day of my term of office, my administration will
immediately pursue the following six measures to clean up the corruption and special interest collusion in Washington, DC:
党风廉政建设和反腐败斗争是必须抓好的重大政治任务。我治国理政第一事，就是要出台“川六条”，掀起华府廉政风暴。
FIRST, propose a Constitutional Amendment to impose term limits on all
members of Congress;
川六条第一： 修宪，废除祸害已久的国会领导干部终身制。
SECOND, a hiring freeze on all federal employees to reduce federal workforce through attrition (exempting military, public safety, and public health);
川六条第二：叫停让人厌烦的公考，停止官僚机构招收冗员。当然，军队， 公安局和
疾控中心不在内。
THIRD, a requirement that for every new federal regulation, two existing
regulations must be eliminated;
川六条第三：清理红头文件，反对文山会海。以后每订一条新规，就必须先废掉两条旧的。
FOURTH, a 5 year-ban on White House and Congressional officials becoming
lobbyists after they leave government service;
川六条第四：白宫领导干部退休后，五年内不得在关键部门兼职。
FIFTH, a lifetime ban on White House officials lobbying on behalf of a
foreign government;
川六条第五：白宫所有领导干部一律不准当裸官，不准里通外国。
SIXTH, a complete ban on foreign lobbyists raising money for American
elections.
川六条第六：拒绝国外政治献金，消灭贿选，让我们的大选风清气正。
B、工人福利“七种武器”
On the same day, I will begin taking the following 7 actions to protect
American workers:
“川六条”之外，我还将为勤劳的的工人阶级提供增加福利的七种武器：
FIRST, I will announce my intention to renegotiate NAFTA or withdraw from
the deal under Article 2205
第一，废除丧权辱国的北美自由贸易协定。
SECOND, I will announce our withdrawal from the Trans-Pacific Partnership
第二，退出惹是生非的环太平洋协约国（TPP）。
THIRD, I will direct my Secretary of the Treasury to label China a currency manipulator
第三，宣布中国为操纵汇率的邪恶轴心。
FOURTH, I will direct the Secretary of Commerce and U.S. Trade
Representative to identify all foreign trading abuses that unfairly impact
American workers and direct them to use every tool under American and
international law to end those abuses immediately
第四，责成商务部门废除各种剥削美国工人的国际血汗贸易。
FIFTH, I will lift the restrictions on the production of $50 trillion
dollars’ worth of job- producing American energy reserves, including shale, oil, natural gas and clean coal.
第五，页岩油，天然气，清洁煤放松限产，扩大就业。
SIXTH, lift the Obama-Clinton roadblocks and allow vital energy
infrastructure projects, like the Keystone Pipeline, to move forward
第六， 打破限制能源基建的“奥巴马—克林顿体系”，解放思想，团结一致向前看。
SEVENTH, cancel billions in payments to U.N. climate change programs and use the money to fix America’s water and environmental infrastructure
第七， 既要金山银山，也要绿水青山。赖掉联合国气候变化项目十亿美元的账，用这
笔钱净化我大美的水和空气。
C、平安美国“五项规定”
Additionally, on the first day, I will take the following five
actions to restore security and the constitutional rule of law:
还不止这么多！ 我还有五项规定救民水火，捍卫宪法，缔造平安美国。
FIRST, cancel every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama
第一，让违宪的“奥巴马新政”见鬼去。
SECOND, begin the process of selecting a replacement for Justice Scalia from one of the 20 judges on my list, who will uphold and defend the
Constitution of the United States
第二，我为最高法院大法官Scalia（注：刚刚于今年2月逝世）选定了20个候选替代者
，你们只需要从里面选一个就行。
THIRD, cancel all federal funding to Sanctuary Cities
第三，有的城市还在庇护非法移民，（注：在美国的一些城市，地方法规规定警方不得查问居住于中的非法移民资料），嗨北鼻，你们的中央拨款到此为止了。
FOURTH, begin removing the more than 2 million criminal illegal immigrants
from the country and cancel visas to foreign countries that won’t take them back
第四， 至少两百万的非法移民罪犯必须滚回自己的国家去。如果他们的国家不接收，
那么这个国家休想得到你们梦寐以求的美签。
FIFTH, suspend immigration from terror-prone regions where vetting cannot
safely occur. All vetting of people coming into our country will be
considered extreme vetting.
第五，有恐怖主义倾向的国家趁早别做美国梦。要移民到我大美，先到极端倾向审查部门报个到。
D、建设新美国“十条法令”
Next, I will work with Congress to introduce the following broader
legislative measures and fight for their passage within the first 100 days
of my Administration:
在这场史无前例翻天覆地的百日维新大革命里，我川普会设法让这一揽子法案全部通过。一共10条。
1. Middle Class Tax Relief And Simplification Act. An economic plan designed to grow the economy 4% per year and create at least 25 million new jobs
through massive tax reduction and simplification, in combination with trade reform, regulatory relief, and lifting the restrictions on American energy. The largest tax reductions are for the middle class. A middle-class family
with 2 children will get a 35% tax cut. The current number of brackets will be reduced from 7 to 3, and tax forms will likewise be greatly simplified.
The business rate will be lowered from 35 to 15 percent, and the trillions of dollars of American corporate money overseas can now be brought back at a 10 percent rate.
第一，均税大法。给中产阶级减税。鼓励二孩，二孩家庭的税收将被减免35%。给企业
减税，让他们回到国内来开工。在这个宏伟蓝图下，我们的GDP将会实现平稳健康增长。
2. End The Offshoring Act. Establishes tariffs to discourage companies from laying off their workers in order to relocate in other countries and ship
their products back to the U.S. tax-free.
第二， 市易大法。废除吸血的离岸法规。让那些为了逃税把总部开到海外去，解雇美
国工人的公司缴惩罚性税款。
3. American Energy
大陆五毛们也称赞川普是个顶天立地的男子汉
为了俄国和中国，大家加油！
[在 realLaw () 的大作中提到：]
:一般总统不考虑连任，就会开始乱来。像o8，要下台了，各种大赦厕所BLM都来了。
:稀破身体不好，这肯定是最后一届了，上去肯定乱来。
:加上她的一堆把柄在o8，大金主，Russia等手里，身不由己，只能乱来保命啊
:在跟一帮DNC的政客一起，说不一定这些乱来都会搞成
:Trump跟一帮政客都和不来，最少也就能提保守大法官不打仗不让AA恶化，最多再修修:墙，其他能成就最好了。
:所有拿不定主意的，就选Trump，至少不会大乱。
【 在 cs (酋长) 的大作中提到: 】
: 俄罗斯总统普京盼着川普上台
: 大陆五毛们也称赞川普是个顶天立地的男子汉
: 为了俄国和中国，大家加油！
: [在 realLaw () 的大作中提到：]
: :一般总统不考虑连任，就会开始乱来。像o8，要下台了，各种大赦厕所BLM都来了。: :稀破身体不好，这肯定是最后一届了，上去肯定乱来。
: :加上她的一堆把柄在o8，大金主，Russia等手里，身不由己，只能乱来保命啊
: :在跟一帮DNC的政客一起，说不一定这些乱来都会搞成
: :Trump跟一帮政客都和不来，最少也就能提保守大法官不打仗不让AA恶化，最多再修修
: :墙，其他能成就最好了。
: ...................
【 在 cs(酋长) 的大作中提到: 】
: 俄罗斯总统普京盼着川普上台
: 大陆五毛们也称赞川普是个顶天立地的男子汉
: 为了俄国和中国，大家加油！
: [在 realLaw () 的大作中提到：]
: :一般总统不考虑连任，就会开始乱来。像o8，要下台了，各种大赦厕所BLM都来了。
: :稀破身体不好，这肯定是最后一届了，上去肯定乱来。
: :加上她的一堆把柄在o8，大金主，Russia等手里，身不由己，只能乱来保命啊
: :在跟一帮DNC的政客一起，说不一定这些乱来都会搞成
: :Trump跟一帮政客都和不来，最少也就能提保守大法官不打仗不让AA恶化，最多再修修
: :墙，其他能成就最好了。
: ...................
有人认为选川普会冒险，选稀痢顶多原地踏步几年。其实完全不是这样，看看稀婆的所做所为和比男人还强势的个性，加上她一堆把柄在有钱人和穆斯林手里，她才最是个危险人物，会不惜普通大众的利益讨好她的主子。