当然是《美国战队》最后的那段关于“dick, pussy和asshole”的经典演讲了: Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! [ 此帖被查老四在2020-02-11 22:40修改 ]
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我标题起错了,本来想说动画的。不过这点也是真牛🍺,到时候动画台词,BGM伴随着艾伦的怒吼一齐登场,想想都是震撼人心的大场面。
这是哪个?
这也太短了,算不上演讲吧。。。
完了,我能不能在区里发巨人的图啊?毕竟一发就有☯人要来找茬了
我的青春恋爱物语果然有问题
那就这个吧
尽管老爹在虎扑天天被黑,但我还是要说老爹牛逼!
老素学家了🐶
第二个就是游戏人生,空白与贫.乳妹子下棋时,空关于“可爱即是正义”的宣言。
你这个是圣经吟唱
“ ”我本想着这么说,但是“ ”
白胡子最后那段话也挺经典
所以我不做人了,jojo
实乃青出于蓝而胜于蓝🐶
这是我最期待的场景了
摩拳擦掌好像不是这么用的吧。。。
我不做人啦,jojo
听说过,好像说谏山创借鉴了这个作品,具体新闻找不着了,但我记得是有。
诸君,我喜欢战争是hellsing里的
看这段台词也确实跟埃尔文的台词有相似之处。
重复二十年,就不短了
差不多,都是兴奋的想先队内干一架。(滑稽)
汤大基在卡尔玛葬礼上的演讲
最期待这一集做成动漫会是多么震撼,你要战争?好给你。(ps b站有人做成动态漫画,叫闲人日听)
有画面感了🐶
这里很震撼,期待动画。
这是高达吗?
额滴,额滴,抖斯额滴
刻在DNA的台词🐶
我爱罗在两个场景:1)前期追击佐助砂忍救木叶初登场,2)忍界大战演讲,punchline 都是说到 “忍者” 的时候,太帅了
罗杰:我也想长一点,刽子手太快了
请问是哪部番?
jojo的奇妙冒险,真的好看,配合b站弹幕食用更佳
问了就是jojo🐶不过确实是jojo,第四部
唉,我的童年,自从罗杰死了之后都没看过海贼了
那段我一直纳闷明明那么远又没扩音器居然后面的还能听到
宝爷头像赞
罗杰最近在漫画活了🐶,快去看
太期待这个了
这也不叫演讲啊。。。
这也不叫演讲啊。。。
Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
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我还是喜欢前三部硬汉风
我爱罗给我一种人设崩塌的感觉
这个不够热血,楼主那个是真鸡巴热血。
看来演说家真的可以怂恿别人去自杀的
没有这个我是不服的
Hellsing
皇立国教骑士团
家住杜王町东北部别墅区
我的名字是吉良吉影🐶
害
诸君,我喜欢战争!
ps:主角的声优是fate的麻婆,充满着愉悦的气息
2、鲁路修他爹——蛋卷皇帝的两大演讲:
人生而不平等,
世界充斥着谎言,
ps:若本规夫的声线真是莫名的有威严
通告乌鲁克城残存下的所有民众。历尽艰难你们能存活至今。对此我由衷的感到喜悦。半年前建造魔兽最终战线之时。我对你们如此说道:“无论如何挣扎乌鲁克都终将毁灭,本王不强制你们怎样迎接终点”“逃跑也好,享乐也好。叹息着自投冥府也无可厚非。但是,你们却选择了战斗。明知结局也要拿起武器反抗”“乌鲁克——不枉为幸福的都市。如今人类的世界已不需要神明的庇护。现在就是否定原初之神、开辟人类历史之时!此为真正与神诀别之战!把生命献于本王吧!只为将我等乌鲁克的荣光传于后世!
乌鲁克永存于此
在你发出宣战公告的时候我已经宣战了!
期待这个场景的bgm
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喜欢喝酒 抽烟 经常通宵 凌晨3点之前从来没睡过觉 😂