引用 @Aaron源 发表的: You may not know the concept of winning 5.78 million with only 200,000 yuan. We usually only use two words to describe this kind of person: gambling strange! I often say that Chen Daozai could win 37 million yuan with 20 yuan. It's not a problem for Lu Benwei to win 5 million yuan with 200,000 yuan. Ambush him one hand, this card can not be grabbed, this card need not be grabbed, he is dead. Backhand to a super double, muffled wealth. He's super doubled, too? But don't be afraid. His card won't win me. Fifty-six, seven, eight, ninety, two explosions, very bullish force this card, if this K is replaced by J, I will kill this card, but can not be replaced. Walking alone for six, foolish to force, K went directly. Let's go and give him two tops. Aunt Hurry up, aunt, aunt, don't you want K? Aunt, hurry up! Don't dally with your aunt. 567-890. Wrong number. You should call 2. Pour your aunt a cup of tea, okay, and your aunt pours you a cappuccino. Pour a cappuccino for aunt! Start your bomb show and blow him up. Well done! Seventeen cards can you second me? Can you kill me in seconds?! You can hold Lubenwei seconds with seventeen cards today, me! When! Field! Just eat this computer screen.
引用 @nikeyoungg 发表的: You probably don't know what it is to win 5.78 million with only 200,000. We usually only use two words to describe this kind of person: weird gambling! I often say that Chen Daozai could win 37 million yuan with 20 yuan. It's not a problem for Lu Benwei to win 5 million yuan with 200,000 yuan. Ambush him one hand, this card can not be grabbed, this card need not be grabbed, he is dead. Backhand to a super double, muffled wealth. He's super doubled, too? But don't be afraid. His card won't win me. Fifty-six, seven, eight, ninety, two explosions, very bullish force this card, if this K is replaced by J, I will kill this card, but can not be replaced. Walking alone for six, foolish to force, K went directly. Let's go and give him two tops. Aunt Hurry up, aunt, aunt, don't you want K? Aunt, hurry up! Don't dally with your aunt. 567-890. Wrong number. You should call 2. Pour your aunt a cup of tea, okay, and your aunt pours you a cappuccino. Pour a cappuccino for aunt! Start your bomb show and blow him up. Well done! Seventeen cards can you second me? Can you kill me in seconds?! You can hold Lubenwei seconds with seventeen cards today, me! When! Field! Just eat this computer screen.
引用 @Aaron源 发表的: You may not know the concept of winning 5.78 million with only 200,000 yuan. We usually only use two words to describe this kind of person: gambling strange! I often say that Chen Daozai could win 37 million yuan with 20 yuan. It's not a problem for Lu Benwei to win 5 million yuan with 200,000 yuan. Ambush him one hand, this card can not be grabbed, this card need not be grabbed, he is dead. Backhand to a super double, muffled wealth. He's super doubled, too? But don't be afraid. His card won't win me. Fifty-six, seven, eight, ninety, two explosions, very bullish force this card, if this K is replaced by J, I will kill this card, but can not be replaced. Walking alone for six, foolish to force, K went directly. Let's go and give him two tops. Aunt Hurry up, aunt, aunt, don't you want K? Aunt, hurry up! Don't dally with your aunt. 567-890. Wrong number. You should call 2. Pour your aunt a cup of tea, okay, and your aunt pours you a cappuccino. Pour a cappuccino for aunt! Start your bomb show and blow him up. Well done! Seventeen cards can you second me? Can you kill me in seconds?! You can hold Lubenwei seconds with seventeen cards today, me! When! Field! Just eat this computer screen.
引用 @nikeyoungg 发表的: You probably don't know what it is to win 5.78 million with only 200,000. We usually only use two words to describe this kind of person: weird gambling! I often say that Chen Daozai could win 37 million yuan with 20 yuan. It's not a problem for Lu Benwei to win 5 million yuan with 200,000 yuan. Ambush him one hand, this card can not be grabbed, this card need not be grabbed, he is dead. Backhand to a super double, muffled wealth. He's super doubled, too? But don't be afraid. His card won't win me. Fifty-six, seven, eight, ninety, two explosions, very bullish force this card, if this K is replaced by J, I will kill this card, but can not be replaced. Walking alone for six, foolish to force, K went directly. Let's go and give him two tops. Aunt Hurry up, aunt, aunt, don't you want K? Aunt, hurry up! Don't dally with your aunt. 567-890. Wrong number. You should call 2. Pour your aunt a cup of tea, okay, and your aunt pours you a cappuccino. Pour a cappuccino for aunt! Start your bomb show and blow him up. Well done! Seventeen cards can you second me? Can you kill me in seconds?! You can hold Lubenwei seconds with seventeen cards today, me! When! Field! Just eat this computer screen.
引用 @Aaron源 发表的: You may not know the concept of winning 5.78 million with only 200,000 yuan. We usually only use two words to describe this kind of person: gambling strange! I often say that Chen Daozai could win 37 million yuan with 20 yuan. It's not a problem for Lu Benwei to win 5 million yuan with 200,000 yuan. Ambush him one hand, this card can not be grabbed, this card need not be grabbed, he is dead. Backhand to a super double, muffled wealth. He's super doubled, too? But don't be afraid. His card won't win me. Fifty-six, seven, eight, ninety, two explosions, very bullish force this card, if this K is replaced by J, I will kill this card, but can not be replaced. Walking alone for six, foolish to force, K went directly. Let's go and give him two tops. Aunt Hurry up, aunt, aunt, don't you want K? Aunt, hurry up! Don't dally with your aunt. 567-890. Wrong number. You should call 2. Pour your aunt a cup of tea, okay, and your aunt pours you a cappuccino. Pour a cappuccino for aunt! Start your bomb show and blow him up. Well done! Seventeen cards can you second me? Can you kill me in seconds?! You can hold Lubenwei seconds with seventeen cards today, me! When! Field! Just eat this computer screen.
我能大部分背下春晚卖拐三部曲，不吹
你想清楚了，没台词但是有字幕的
憨豆先生有的还真有词
你养我啊？
让子弹飞
对唔住，我系差人！。
你们可能不知道只用151美元赢到4000万是什么概念
我们一般只会用两个字来形容这种人:
我经常说一句话，当年陈刀仔他能用20块赢到3700万，我克里斯用151美元赢到4000万，不是问题
埋伏他一手，这个湖人不能去，这个湖人不用去，他死定了。
反手去一个快船，闷声发大财。湖人也组F4?但是不用怕，他的阵容赢不了我。格里芬小乔丹克劳福德，猪头，很牛逼这个阵容，如果把这个小前换成伦纳德，我这个阵容叫绝杀，但是换不得。
单走一个克6，sb，直接进季后赛了。
主场连赢两场。火箭快点，火箭你主场都不想赢吗？
火箭你快点啊，火箭别磨磨蹭蹭的。
……
三比一你能翻盘？你能秒杀我？你今天能三比一把我克里斯炮翻盘，我！当！场！就把这个篮球吃掉。
记住这些台词不是因为这部电影，而是这部电影衍生出来的一首歌。
你****的告诉我什么****的叫惊喜
哇，不得了啊不得了，你有道灵光从天灵盖喷出来，你知道嘛，年纪轻轻的就有一身横练的筋骨，简直百年一见的练武奇才啊，如果有一天让你打通任督二脉，你还不飞龙上天，正所谓我不入地狱，谁入地狱……警恶惩奸，维护世界和平这个任务就交给你了，好嘛？
大独裁者和凡尔杜先生来一波？
楼主就口嗨一下而已，所有台词，哪怕编剧也背不出来吧。
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第三个是任达华拍的那个电影吗
你先养好你自己吧 傻瓜
高音赞，中音稳，低音沉，总之一句话就是通透
还有谁！？
这么漂亮的一个女人，就因为往地上吐了口口水就被你们带到了这里。还有王法吗？还有法律吗？你们局长都得给我们鳄鱼帮一个面子，不然他就当不成这个局长！你他妈的不认识我！？
对不起……我真的不知道他是你的太太……
（踢倒热水壶）（痛苦的惨叫）啊！！！
（吐痰）hé Puèi！走！
街上怎么没人啊？
不好！快跑！
……
包租婆，怎么又听说了呢？
水费不要钱啊你们这帮王八蛋！
……
功力不敌当年了我。
马什么梅
马冬什么
龙头棍我只给火牛
诸葛头揪：省港旗兵？
司徒春运：省港旗兵！他还去了一个地方叫作……九龙冰室。在那里碰见了一个“大只佬”，搞了台“断背山”，还多了个绰号叫做“雀圣”。他留给我妈妈的就只有一封情书，信里写着：亲爱的，如果“天若有情”，忘不了的话，就“保持通话”，有空饮茶。看完这封信后，我阿妈发仔瘟，“女人四十”，还去了一家舞厅做“金鸡”。表面上她是“谈谈情，跳跳舞”，其实她的原则是：“我不卖身，我卖子宫”。
诸葛头揪：请问你老妈在哪家舞厅做呢？我知道，百乐门！
司徒春运：（摇摇手指）是“新精武门”
诸葛头揪：好舞厅！
司徒春运：她在这间“新精武门” 遇上了“黑社会”，那个大佬是个“古惑仔”，他“只手遮天”。
诸葛头揪：只手遮天这么利害，他叫什么哥？
司徒春运：（拨开诸葛头揪的头）“长恨哥”。这个长恨哥当然想跟我妈那个（内涵）啦，可我妈更厉害，每一天都“家有喜事”，总有“姨妈的后现代生活”来探望她。当然，她也支持不过“十二夜”，到最后，还是做了“阿嫂”。后来这个长恨哥“江湖告急”，他逼我妈起了个西洋名字叫“伊莎贝拉”，还要她拍西片AV。
诸葛头揪：你老妈一生实在太传奇了！那部AV叫什么名字？
司徒春运：“籍着两点说爱你”。其后，她参加了“四仔旅行团”，但始终还是“四条大路通阴间”，没多久，“迷失东京”的我妈，还是逃不过这个“窒息”。我带着我妈的遗体，用“一半的海水，一半的火焰”，送她到“下一站，天国”。但可恶的长恨哥没有放弃追杀我，他还下了“标杀令”（杀死比尔），令我“十面埋伏”。
诸葛头揪：那..那最后怎么样了？怎么样啦！
司徒春运：（<最后武士>掉落手中）最后无事。
你这大声干嘛，信不信我回去把你档案删了，一辈子做卧底我也不用烦了
哈哈哈笑哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈死我了
今天你生日嘛
你是真的皮
我一个不会英语的人竟然看懂了。。
但其实食神的粤语台词写得非常好，都很经典。
而骂那一段，其实平时可以用来怼人。
真硬核
借楼，冰雪奇缘
文又不行武又不行，你想考状元呀？
我会背冰雪奇缘🐶
我比你差点，存了一E盘而已。
你是真能打
谁知道？
怎么给你机会。
我以前没得选择，现在我想做一个好人。
好，跟法官说，看他让不让你做好人。
那就是要我死。
对不起，我是警察。
谁知道
我滴妈你可笑死我了，直接炮拳打死不用警告😂
卡布奇诺
这就是拿了奥斯卡最佳男主的赌怪？
我从短暂的人生中学到了一件事
越是攻于心计就越是会有预料之外的情况发生
除非超越人类
什么？你在说什么？
jojo，我不做人了！
可恶啊，被他抢了先
不知道为啥，这句话听了特别有感觉
有道还是百度？
肖申克的救赎