说个笑话🌞

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Behappy2023
楼主 (北美华人网)
周末到了,讲个笑话大家轻松一下: 话说有天,一个一丝不挂,丰乳肥臀的金发美国女人上了一辆中国出租车。这个中国司机上下打量着美国女人,并不着急发动车。美国女人被他看急了,大声吼他:看你那垂涎三尺的样子,从来没有看见过裸体的金发美女吗? 那个中国司机平静地回答: 我只是在思考,等会儿到达目的地你要怎么来付车费?!😂 One day, a completely naked blonde American woman got into a Chinese taxi. The Chinese driver looked her up and down, not in a hurry to start the car. The woman got annoyed and shouted:
“What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a naked blonde before?”
The driver calmly replied:
“I’m just wondering how you’re going to pay the fare when we get there.
头文字D
Behappy2023 发表于 2025-04-11 07:05
周末到了,讲个笑话大家轻松一下: 话说有天,一个一丝不挂,丰乳肥臀的金发美国女人上了一辆中国出租车。这个中国司机上下打量着美国女人,并不着急发动车。美国女人被他看急了,大声吼他:看你那垂涎三尺的样子,从来没有看见过裸体的金发美女吗? 那个中国司机平静地回答: 我只是在思考,等会儿到达目的地你要怎么来付车费?!😂 One day, a completely naked blonde American woman got into a Chinese taxi. The Chinese driver looked her up and down, not in a hurry to start the car. The woman got annoyed and shouted:
“What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a naked blonde before?”
The driver calmly replied:
“I’m just wondering how you’re going to pay the fare when we get there.

司机没看到美女手中也拿着一部手机吗?
双虎
无聊之级的笑话
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Behappy2023
头文字D 发表于 2025-04-11 07:50
司机没看到美女手中也拿着一部手机吗?

这是个老笑话,那时还没有手机支付😂
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Behappy2023
双虎 发表于 2025-04-11 08:02
无聊之级的笑话

是top就行,哪怕是无聊之极,win😂
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pululu
美女回答:有人在终点等着为我付钱。钱钱你眼里只有钱么?