Breaking 有议员提案禁止男人SY, 哈哈哈

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newfrontier
楼主 (北美华人网)
Mississippi Lawmaker Get Ready For Blue Balls, Men!!! Wants to Ban Masturbation
爱慕忘机
这个。。。跟ban tiktok矛盾啊,只有Chinese spy才有能力做到吧 I am your Chinese spy, I watch you laugh and masturbate.. LOL
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shanggj
newfrontier 发表于 2025-01-29 12:26
Mississippi Lawmaker Get Ready For Blue Balls, Men!!! Wants to Ban Masturbation

基督教有 禁止 SY 的条例吗?
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andolomeda
可以有,pro-life的终极版,stop the genocide!
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poopooh
shanggj 发表于 2025-01-29 12:29
基督教有 禁止 SY 的条例吗?

基督教也没禁堕胎。
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Harenough
这些议员脑袋里就是装的屎。
以后在心里面想都是犯罪,在街头随机拦人用测谎仪检测。
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HelloWorld321
烂地方选出的烂议员。美国要都是在这些人手里,迟早完蛋。
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mitbbsembassy
精确打击她老公?
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FatSheep
回复 1楼 newfrontier 的帖子
这个应该强烈支持。不论其意图如何,这都是一个反击那个控制女人子宫法案的最好的提案。
落地无声
Mississippi Lawmaker Get Ready For Blue Balls, Men!!! Wants to Ban Masturbation

newfrontier 发表于 2025-01-29 12:26

这是为了卖议会长Johnson代言的互相监督软件么? 如何ban? 法律还说不能娈童哪,也没见那些牧师议员们停手啊
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西北飘雪
回复 1楼 newfrontier 的帖子
这个应该强烈支持。不论其意图如何,这都是一个反击那个控制女人子宫法案的最好的提案。
FatSheep 发表于 2025-01-29 12:54

一旦发现,进监狱。 有才,这都能想到。太有创意了,打击一大片
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qgp
FatSheep 发表于 2025-01-29 12:54
回复 1楼 newfrontier 的帖子
这个应该强烈支持。不论其意图如何,这都是一个反击那个控制女人子宫法案的最好的提案。

为啥?没有法案禁止女人masturbate呀。而且你想想,允许女人自己解决其实是帮助女人可以有ultimate的避孕措施,abstinence。但是如果不再允许男人自己解决了,他们岂不是要给自己的spouse更多的pressur来have sex。我的意思是这不是什么反击,这个出发点都是一样的,都是要逼你生,逼你做增加生的概率的事情
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crazyeater
强烈支持,射墻上冲馬桶裏怎麽能不算殺生,上億條小生命呢。
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poopooh
从基督教的观点来说,SY等同奸淫,所以,可以禁。
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North_pole
一会就来一发,表达对这些酒酿饭袋的最大尊敬
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purplebasil
crazyeater 发表于 2025-01-29 13:47
强烈支持,射墻上冲馬桶裏怎麽能不算殺生,上億條小生命呢。

弱弱的问: 允许女人来例假不?
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dodgers
这是一个民主党议员发起的,故意恶心共和党男议员的
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poopooh
dodgers 发表于 2025-01-29 13:51
这是一个民主党议员发起的,故意恶心共和党男议员的

如果属实,共和党议员要反省,不好好读圣经,算什么保守派?
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dodgers
poopooh 发表于 2025-01-29 13:54
如果属实,共和党议员要反省,不好好读圣经,算什么保守派?

(The Hill) — A Democratic Mississippi state senator introduced legislation this week that makes it unlawful for men to masturbate “without the intent to fertilize an embryo,” with the lawmaker criticizing anti-abortion measures that only “focus on the woman’s role.” The bill, dubbed the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act,” was introduced by state Sen. Bradford Blackmon on Monday. For those convicted of violating the law, financial penalties will be imposed and will gradually increase.  The first penalty would be $1,000, the second one would be $5,000 and then $10,000 for third or subsequent offenses. 
Blackmon, a first-term legislator, included two exceptions, the first being for sperm donations and the other when using contraception that would prevent fertilization.  “All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation,” Blackmon said in a statement.  “This bill highlights that fact and brings the man’s role into the conversation,” he added. “People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”
If the legislation passes the Republican-led state legislature and gets signed by Gov. Tate Reeves (R), it will take effect July 1.  Mississippi, along with 12 other states, has a total or near-total ban on abortion, according to KFF, a nonprofit focused on health policies. Six other states have banned abortion from six to 12 weeks of gestation.  “When a bill has been filed that would regulate what a man is able to do with his own body in his own home, it suddenly has people in an uproar,” Blackmon told Newsweek. “I am trying to figure out when it is okay for the government to dictate what you do in the privacy of your own home. Apparently, it is when the laws regulate men.”
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layjohns
都禁了好。以后美国就变成大号印度了,没老婆的男的无处发泄,自己动手是违法,到大街上见到女的就上也违法,那不如上个活人大不了坐牢,但是女的因为新法也不能流产,好歹留下了下一代不是,被抓之前多霍霍几个,出来就是一个大家族了
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bluegene123
为什么只禁男人 SY呢? 不禁女的 SY?
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poopooh
bluegene123 发表于 2025-01-29 13:57
为什么只禁男人 SY呢? 不禁女的 SY?

不禁女的。圣经上没说女的。
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poopooh
dodgers 发表于 2025-01-29 13:56
(The Hill) — A Democratic Mississippi state senator introduced legislation this week that makes it unlawful for men to masturbate “without the intent to fertilize an embryo,” with the lawmaker criticizing anti-abortion measures that only “focus on the woman’s role.” The bill, dubbed the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act,” was introduced by state Sen. Bradford Blackmon on Monday. For those convicted of violating the law, financial penalties will be imposed and will gradually increase.  The first penalty would be $1,000, the second one would be $5,000 and then $10,000 for third or subsequent offenses. 
Blackmon, a first-term legislator, included two exceptions, the first being for sperm donations and the other when using contraception that would prevent fertilization.  “All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation,” Blackmon said in a statement.  “This bill highlights that fact and brings the man’s role into the conversation,” he added. “People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”
If the legislation passes the Republican-led state legislature and gets signed by Gov. Tate Reeves (R), it will take effect July 1.  Mississippi, along with 12 other states, has a total or near-total ban on abortion, according to KFF, a nonprofit focused on health policies. Six other states have banned abortion from six to 12 weeks of gestation.  “When a bill has been filed that would regulate what a man is able to do with his own body in his own home, it suddenly has people in an uproar,” Blackmon told Newsweek. “I am trying to figure out when it is okay for the government to dictate what you do in the privacy of your own home. Apparently, it is when the laws regulate men.”

那共和党必须反省自己了。
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mjtalk
poopooh 发表于 2025-01-29 13:58
不禁女的。圣经上没说女的。

怎么检查,难道放个sensor
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poopooh
mjtalk 发表于 2025-01-29 14:00
怎么检查,难道放个sensor

这个可以问问chatgpt
渔非凡
强烈支持!!
渔非凡
mjtalk 发表于 2025-01-29 14:00
怎么检查,难道放个sensor

男人手上可以移植一个sensor,哈哈哈哈哈哈
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gvcc
这些议员真的是奇葩。Oklahoma还有议员准备推法案ban porn。美国大踏步朝中世纪迈进。
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/01/27/what-to-know-ok-bill-ban-porn-dusty-deevers-sb593/77967651007/
An Oklahoma senator introduced a series of bills Tuesday, including one that would ban pornography in the entire state.

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zetac
gvcc 发表于 2025-01-29 14:08
这些议员真的是奇葩。Oklahoma还有议员准备推法案ban porn。美国大踏步朝中世纪迈进。
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/01/27/what-to-know-ok-bill-ban-porn-dusty-deevers-sb593/77967651007/
An Oklahoma senator introduced a series of bills Tuesday, including one that would ban pornography in the entire state.


一大群人都没懂,这是用荒谬提案的方式讽刺密西西比州禁止女性堕胎的。
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西北飘雪
qgp 发表于 2025-01-29 13:43
为啥?没有法案禁止女人masturbate呀。而且你想想,允许女人自己解决其实是帮助女人可以有ultimate的避孕措施,abstinence。但是如果不再允许男人自己解决了,他们岂不是要给自己的spouse更多的pressur来have sex。我的意思是这不是什么反击,这个出发点都是一样的,都是要逼你生,逼你做增加生的概率的事情

已经管理女人子宫了,当然得管理一下男的了
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西北飘雪
如果属实,共和党议员要反省,不好好读圣经,算什么保守派?
poopooh 发表于 2025-01-29 13:54

共和党人是假基督徒。 不得不说,有川普当总统,简直太刺激了。想都想不到的事,都会到青天白日下走一趟。每天都太欢乐了。免费观看,人人都是演员,我们都是龙套。不用收费。
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sssccc
都是故意吸引眼球转移注意力的话题吧
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welkin25
zetac 发表于 2025-01-29 14:38
一大群人都没懂,这是用荒谬提案的方式讽刺密西西比州禁止女性堕胎的。

怀疑华人很多大妈都不咋会英文,光看中文搬运自己不看英文新闻的
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percipient64
zetac 发表于 2025-01-29 14:38
一大群人都没懂,这是用荒谬提案的方式讽刺密西西比州禁止女性堕胎的。

如果是加州的议员提出来我信这是Parody。Oklahoma,那就算了。
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mmbluesky
支持,让maga也体会一下被这群老化石控制的感觉。
独断万古
给两院加个term limit就好了。有些议员脑子估计都发霉了,就知道能提一些逗比东西出来。两院永远不可能主动给自己提案加term的,总统有权利用EO来发起两院term limit吗?
千渔千寻
回复 21楼 layjohns 的帖子
大叔都阳痿了。看到廉颇就没兴趣。美国廉颇其实也不是主打色相。索南没几年就阳痿了。需要回国去唤醒青春的记忆
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Allen04
圣经里记得是不让sy的。这个搞得和新加坡gj违法一样。完全是没有意义的东西。
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htwxq
犹大对俄南说,“你当与你哥哥的妻子同房,向她尽你为弟的本分,为你哥哥生子立后。”俄南知道生子不归自己,所以同房的时候便遗在地,免得给他哥哥留后。俄南所作的在耶和华眼中看为恶,耶和华也就叫他死了。
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morgan888
poopooh 发表于 2025-01-29 12:45
基督教也没禁堕胎。

理论上讲 所以的大正宗教都禁止堕胎 也禁止SY 禁止各种性不洁