这是我给做presentation 曾经讲过的一个笑话。我当时就职的公司属于业界中规中矩工程师精神的代表甚至整体有点儿nerdy。下面我司是A，B和C是两大竞争对手。 Three guys from A, B and C company were facing execution by guillotine. C went first, the executioner turned the lever but the blade didn’t drop, so the king said: it’s a sign from God that you shall be pardoned. You’re free to go. It’s B’s turn next and the same thing happened. The king pardoned him too. Now A got in position waiting for the blade to drop on his neck… and it got stuck again. Just as the king was about to pardon him too, A looked above carefully, point at part of the machine and said: I think I know what’s wrong with the machine… 这个笑话是在客户面前讲的，我的目的是说明我司有工程师精神，而且诚实守信， even to the detriment of our own interests. 客户哈哈大笑，完全get到我的目的。
这也太尬了
because they have no guts.
Because they'd crack up each other.
Three guys from A, B and C company were facing execution by guillotine. C went first, the executioner turned the lever but the blade didn’t drop, so the king said: it’s a sign from God that you shall be pardoned. You’re free to go.
It’s B’s turn next and the same thing happened. The king pardoned him too.
Now A got in position waiting for the blade to drop on his neck… and it got stuck again. Just as the king was about to pardon him too, A looked above carefully, point at part of the machine and said: I think I know what’s wrong with the machine…
这个笑话是在客户面前讲的，我的目的是说明我司有工程师精神，而且诚实守信， even to the detriment of our own interests. 客户哈哈大笑，完全get到我的目的。