马斯克Musk的Parody算是个明白人吗

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bigbadwolf
楼主 (北美华人网)
文盲不识字,原来是Parody账户,改啦 猜猜是谁


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TravelSky
这员工太张狂了吧!啥族裔的?
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teabucket
10x better than the convicted felon.
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bigbadwolf
哈哈,正确答案
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bigbadwolf
谁写个对应的post怼一下
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drunkgaming
No, they should give the job to the felon with 34 convictions, who was found liable of rape, who talks about grabbing women by the pussy. Much better candidate.
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teabucket
If you believe this one is incompetent you forgot the fact the other one is dangerous. He will set your house on fire
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hkmty

哈哈
哈哈哈哈哈哈啊哈哈



痘痘猪
还能咋办, 和她一起打哈哈呗
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Silverwing
她唯一的竞争对手是个罪犯
连犯罪记录背景审查都过不了
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guogai
drunkgaming 发表于 2024-09-26 11:39
No, they should give the job to the felon with 34 convictions, who was found liable of rape, who talks about grabbing women by the pussy. Much better candidate.

这个真是background check 都过不了
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pinochao
Fire her!
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gongmaa
这不是老马的real account,都已经写明白了是parody
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teabucket
gongmaa 发表于 2024-09-26 11:46
这不是老马的real account,都已经写明白了是parody

真正的老马的账号比这low, 比这个极端。
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westlake
We have an applicant for the job that we fired 3 1/2 years ago. He was hired 4 years prior to the termination because he did nothing in his job except lying to the boss(the people of the USA), calling them every sort of names. He spent his working hours on the phone, instead of doing his work. He invited the competitor of the company to his office and giving out our company trade secretes. He failed his performance review 3 1/2 years ago and was fired. He refused to move out of the office when he was fired, and directed his followers to storm the company headquarter in order to reverse the order of termination. The followers stupidly took the order and stormed the company headquarter, and eventually were brought to justice. Oh, he also took boxes of confidential documents with him when he finally was forced to leave. The Office contacted him several times to return the confidential documents, but he refused. He also directed his people to move the boxes so they won't be found. The company sued his for the stolen Confidential documents, and he has the person he appointed stalled the lawsuits and eventually dismissed the case. There are still confidential documents unaccounted for. He was also convicted 34 counts of felony for the crime he committed to get his job last time.
Now he wants his job back? What should we do? Sincerely, the USA.
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xil
Yeah right, he wants to hire the other one who was fired because of the bad performance….
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singlemummy
Silverwing 发表于 2024-09-26 11:41
她唯一的竞争对手是个罪犯
连犯罪记录背景审查都过不了

嘿嘿嘿嘿
---- 刁进平
麻辣鸡丝22
特朗普如果上台,美国的通胀会非常严重。
毋庸置疑。
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innovationpark
bigbadwolf 发表于 2024-09-26 11:32
猜猜是谁


用这个文风写写trump吧,一定会更好看。
马斯克不是个明白人,开了这个头,Trump可以被写的东西那可太多了。这次选举的point 不是Harris好不好,而是她比川普less 不好
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danielyang06
马斯克这是咋啦,非要和川普捆绑一起,这个女的虽然没用,但毕竟背后有奥大佬,克大佬,她就和拜登一样做个傀儡就好
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FatSheep
这个elon的嘴脸越来越丑恶。丫全靠加州政府补助和民主党的绿色补贴发的家,富贵之后却 backstab 加州.
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pink_rabbit
这account不是他本人吧?!
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evergreenevergreen
PARODY 这根本不是musk的账号
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westlake
innovationpark 发表于 2024-09-26 11:58
用这个文风写写trump吧,一定会更好看。
马斯克不是个明白人,开了这个头,Trump可以被写的东西那可太多了。这次选举的point 不是Harris好不好,而是她比川普less 不好

我写了,看15楼,欢迎改进!
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musician
惨啊 竟然没人为Harris辩护 都在攻击Trump 虽然你们说的都对,还是觉得美国好惨
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westlake
musician 发表于 2024-09-26 12:09
惨啊 竟然没人为Harris辩护 都在攻击Trump 虽然你们说的都对,还是觉得美国好惨

这段文字糟点太多了简直无从驳斥起,如果说辩护的话,她的performance review是她的supervisor给的,人家给了好评,而且推荐她接任。
你见过谁没有通过performance review,还被推荐升职的?

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bigbadwolf
没有最low,只有更low. Got to pick the poison!
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Oregon_Farmer
drunkgaming 发表于 2024-09-26 11:39
No, they should give the job to the felon with 34 convictions, who was found liable of rape, who talks about grabbing women by the pussy. Much better candidate.

忘了? 毛主席(在国民党眼里,那会),Nelson Mandela, 普金, 都是felon, 不是吗?
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teabucket
Oregon_Farmer 发表于 2024-09-26 12:25
忘了? 毛主席(在国民党眼里,那会),Nelson Mandela, 普金, 都是felon, 不是吗?

你把川普比喻成老毛? 川普同意吗? 你这是映射川普要造反? 哈哈。
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jc255
这个把时间换成7.5年前, 把 she 换成 he, 还没有supervisor承担责任, 自己有所有的 power 去做, 然后还什么都没有做到, 被公司宣布解雇, 居然不同意, 耍赖, 要把整个公司吞掉, 把正常员工全赶走. 我们同意吗?
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juicycandy
Oregon_Farmer 发表于 2024-09-26 12:25
忘了? 毛主席(在国民党眼里,那会),Nelson Mandela, 普金, 都是felon, 不是吗?

历史就是成王败寇。老毛不是被国民党政府叫做毛匪吗。 古今中外政治陷害,罪名那是随时构陷。很多民族英雄都是被宣传成罪犯处死的。无脑群众傻啦吧唧的吃人血馒头。美国拉美化势不可挡。
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westlake
juicycandy 发表于 2024-09-26 13:14
历史就是成王败寇。老毛不是被国民党政府叫做毛匪吗。 古今中外政治陷害,罪名那是随时构陷。很多民族英雄都是被宣传成罪犯处死的。无脑群众傻啦吧唧的吃人血馒头。美国拉美化势不可挡。

拉美化又如何?好歹拉美人是美洲的原住民,比欧洲来的白人正宗多了
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juicycandy
bigbadwolf 发表于 2024-09-26 11:32
文盲不识字,原来是Parody账户,改啦 猜猜是谁



拉仇恨,打击政敌主打一个信者无脑。根本不用试图讲事实摆道理。观念对立结果就是50%美国人想把另一半美国人思想判罪,赶出美国。这种不调和不理智的谩骂和仇恨,只会掀起内战。
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juicycandy
拉美化又如何?好歹拉美人是美洲的原住民,比欧洲来的白人正宗多了
westlake 发表于 2024-09-26 13:16

拿你为啥不去墨西哥?中国也是原住民。你为啥要入美国籍,跟这些非原住民狼狈为奸?民主党祖先也是蓄奴杀印第安人的。印度哈哈姐的爸爸的祖先在非洲也是奴隶主。
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lingling7
Flight attendant asks, "Would you like the chicken...or the human feces w/broken glass in it?" Passenger replies, "Well, how is the chicken cooked?"
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juicycandy
美国主流媒体就是国内的新闻联播,是有任务的。不需要无脑相信美国所谓主流媒体,都是割韭菜,不分高低贵贱。
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westlake
juicycandy 发表于 2024-09-26 13:18
拿你为啥不去墨西哥?中国也是原住民。你为啥要入美国籍,跟这些非原住民狼狈为奸?民主党祖先也是蓄奴杀印第安人的。印度哈哈姐的爸爸的祖先在非洲也是奴隶主。

我来的是美国,是一个不管我是哪里来的都尊重我的劳动的国家。
拉美人在美国的历史很久了,合法移民的拉美人也很多,在我眼里这些拉美人和我没区别。
祖先?你想的太远了。我只是说,从移民和移民后裔的角度来说,白人和我没啥区别,拉美也有美国建国前就来美国的,也没区别。
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juicycandy
我来的是美国,是一个不管我是哪里来的都尊重我的劳动的国家。
拉美人在美国的历史很久了,合法移民的拉美人也很多,在我眼里这些拉美人和我没区别。
祖先?你想的太远了。我只是说,从移民和移民后裔的角度来说,白人和我没啥区别,拉美也有美国建国前就来美国的,也没区别。
westlake 发表于 2024-09-26 13:34

拉美化指的是经济,不是人种。再说民主党也是反共反中的。经济不好再说漂亮话也没用,哪里的穷人都要造反。打土豪分田地的民主党不会尊重你的劳动,只会共你的产。爱打种族牌和罪犯之友的民主党,只会让你做三等公民,而且是全家是罪犯袭击的目标。
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westlake
juicycandy 发表于 2024-09-26 13:42
拉美化指的是经济,不是人种。再说民主党也是反共反中的。经济不好再说漂亮话也没用,哪里的穷人都要造反。打土豪分田地的民主党不会尊重你的劳动,只会共你的产。爱打种族牌和罪犯之友的民主党,只会让你做三等公民,而且是全家是罪犯袭击的目标。

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