https://www.theverge.com/2023/2/24/23613288/twitter-slack-jira-outages-performance-degradation Twitter shut off its internal Slack, and now ‘everyone is barely working’/ Jira went down, Slack’s gone, and site performance is degraded. What’s next? Today, let’s check in on Elon Musk’s Twitter, where sudden software outages and another dubious transparency effort have left the company’s remaining workers more beleaguered than usual. On Wednesday, Twitter employees had the tech equivalent of a snow day: the company’s Slack instance was down for “routine maintenance,” they were told, and the company was implementing a deployment freeze as a result. That same day, Jira — a tool Twitter uses to track everything from progress on feature updates to regulatory compliance — also stopped working. With no way to chat and no code to ship, most engineers took the day off. “There is no such thing as ‘routine maintenance.’ That’s bullshit.”
https://www.theverge.com/2023/2/24/23613288/twitter-slack-jira-outages-performance-degradation Twitter shut off its internal Slack, and now ‘everyone is barely working’/ Jira went down, Slack’s gone, and site performance is degraded. What’s next? Today, let’s check in on Elon Musk’s Twitter, where sudden software outages and another dubious transparency effort have left the company’s remaining workers more beleaguered than usual. On Wednesday, Twitter employees had the tech equivalent of a snow day: the company’s Slack instance was down for “routine maintenance,” they were told, and the company was implementing a deployment freeze as a result. That same day, Jira — a tool Twitter uses to track everything from progress on feature updates to regulatory compliance — also stopped working. With no way to chat and no code to ship, most engineers took the day off. “There is no such thing as ‘routine maintenance.’ That’s bullshit.” trap 发表于 2023-02-25 17:18
Twitter shut off its internal Slack, and now ‘everyone is barely working’/
Jira went down, Slack’s gone, and site performance is degraded. What’s next?
Today, let’s check in on Elon Musk’s Twitter, where sudden software outages and another dubious transparency effort have left the company’s remaining workers more beleaguered than usual.
On Wednesday, Twitter employees had the tech equivalent of a snow day: the company’s Slack instance was down for “routine maintenance,” they were told, and the company was implementing a deployment freeze as a result.
That same day, Jira — a tool Twitter uses to track everything from progress on feature updates to regulatory compliance — also stopped working. With no way to chat and no code to ship, most engineers took the day off.
“There is no such thing as ‘routine maintenance.’ That’s bullshit.”
哈哈
大部分公司的tool 都跟屎一样烂，没办法。所以有人吹chatgpt, 扯太远了。
什么是jira？
就是厂妹眼前的传送带。每天那上面都是你要擦的屁股。
就是你每天在小提板上留给孩子的注意事项
1，数序作业做了吗？ 2，钢琴练了吗？ 3，你准备好下周的中文考试了吗？生字表在你桌子上，抄写10遍 4，看了你的物理补习题，错的比较多，给你标出来了，记得今天必须改过来
太形象了哈哈
就是一个简单的 任务管理工具, ticket management tool.
Operations可不就是每天救火嘛，这跟谁当老板没关系
感觉一龙在Twitter又要有大动作了
这种屁话就不要一次次来秀智力了
我家旁边的街心公园一个staff都没有，一周收2次垃圾就可以了。为什么迪士尼兰要雇7万人？
昨天看了一个大陆马公被炒的视频。大学毕业十年北京互联网工作，就可以在北京买两套房，一套自住，一套小学区房投资，老婆不上班。然后哀嚎被炒了要回家乡了。不好意思，真不是很招人同情。不要说行业有起落，这世界绝大多数行业起的时候也没那么好赚，马公这行业也不是全是精英，没事偷着乐就好了。
感觉他当年不也是天才程序员吗？这种种神操作，各种欠费…我觉得他前妻说的话可信了，就是床垫都不舍得买
因为一龙开了裁员码农的头，后面企业效仿？
也就是说救火不在Slack上面？话说这么多年来Twitter有什么崭新的功能吗？
哈哈哈哈哈已笑疯啦
哈 你太会类比了
这么无知的评论？ 你知道eBay是Musk搞的嘛？ 你知道chatGPT的OpenAI 是Musk cofound 的吗？ 无知真可怕
哪个大牛说了这么胡扯的话？
ebay 怎么能算Musk的？他的X.com被paypal收购，paypal被ebay收购，结果ebay算他的了？
什么Found了Ebay的屁话就不要拿出来现眼了 Musk 18年就因为理念不合退出了OpenAI 董事会 Tsla也是Musk挤走了founder据为己有的。现在Lucid Motor就是被挤走的Tsla创始人重新出来打擂台
你这种弱智loser就是因为屁话太多 事实就是现在twitter人比以前少了这么多 但是还能用 结论就是不需要那么多人也在run 你悲愤也没用lol
夸张搞笑版的
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他在 ebay 推 windows server, 被peter thiel 和其他人扫地出门了。
LOL 如果以能run作为目标，Twitter可值不了400亿，可能就值个400万。
lol 只是说Twitter还能用 至少我这个用户觉得还行 没人说它值44b 其实44million差不多
一龙对Twitter 有理想。但是目前这票员工确实绝大多数不是跟他齐心奔那个理想的。要不懒要不是没有他要的能力想法，所以裁掉很正常。你是老板你也这样做。只是速度上可能有点区别。
转型调整哪里有这么快，过几年之后再看看Twitter怎么样才能有一个比较客观的结论。
“能用”的标准那可太低了，WhatsApp 被Facebook收购之前，80个人支撑了30亿用户，twitter现在是2000人支撑3亿用户，不知道差到哪儿去了。
问题是能用不赚钱有个屁用，你一个月给我100m烧，我一星期就能在AWS搭一个支撑几亿用户的系统。
问题就是他有理想，又抠门，把人当牲口用，又不舍得给钱，所以都是跑的，没有来的。来的也是要趁机捞一票的，比如上次那个在推特上高调说要帮一龙解决问题，结果来了俩月连code都看不懂，又灰溜溜跑掉的。
就是自己觉得有本事被埋没了，现在是个好机会展示自己，公司干出成绩自己也升级（不是升职）的那种人。也就是一龙想要的有startup mentality的人。不是这样的确实可以走了，现在很多赖着的应该也就是在等被裁拿包裹。
这些破social media值400亿本来就挺荒谬的，也许是我不懂技术也没有vision
他的所谓的言论自由的理想 不值一驳吧。
对待喜欢的保守派trump 可以unban ， 然后ban 了自由派的记者。 ban 了那个追踪他私人飞机小哥的账号。 —— 非常随意啊， 就是顺我者昌，逆我者亡的道理。
然后指望靠这个用爱发电？