A key word used a lot to describe all the weird news stories about random Floridians committing weird and dumb crimes, due to the state law regarding freedom of press about the fact that every police or court case must be public. Most of these weird stories, however, are related to white Florida men, the police and drugs. Due to this, this is why people outside Florida hate Florida. Can also be used as Florida Woman. Examples: - Florida Man lights off fireworks inside Wendy's restaurant - Florida Man caught watching solar eclipse while stealing car - Florida Man swings 4ft alligator towards customers - Florida Man attempts to steal car that isn't working until police arrived - Florida Woman arrested for pelting brother with chicken nuggets - Florida Man bites head off hamster - Florida Man has sex while stealing trailer - Florida Man attempts to swallow bag of weed while being pulled over by police - Florida Man banned from beach after allegedly giving sugardaddy business cards to young girls - Florida Man pissed that AT&T trucks are working outside his house, shoots tires - Florida Man accidentally kills girlfriend after thinking it was a hog - Florida Man beats up accused rapist in front of deputies - Naked Florida Man breaks into neighbor's house to top his burgers with sesame seeds - Florida Man poops into jewelry parking lot
A key word used a lot to describe all the weird news stories about random Floridians committing weird and dumb crimes, due to the state law regarding freedom of press about the fact that every police or court case must be public. Most of these weird stories, however, are related to white Florida men, the police and drugs. Due to this, this is why people outside Florida hate Florida. Can also be used as Florida Woman. Examples: - Florida Man lights off fireworks inside Wendy's restaurant - Florida Man caught watching solar eclipse while stealing car - Florida Man swings 4ft alligator towards customers - Florida Man attempts to steal car that isn't working until police arrived - Florida Woman arrested for pelting brother with chicken nuggets - Florida Man bites head off hamster - Florida Man has sex while stealing trailer - Florida Man attempts to swallow bag of weed while being pulled over by police - Florida Man banned from beach after allegedly giving sugardaddy business cards to young girls - Florida Man pissed that AT&T trucks are working outside his house, shoots tires - Florida Man accidentally kills girlfriend after thinking it was a hog - Florida Man beats up accused rapist in front of deputies - Naked Florida Man breaks into neighbor's house to top his burgers with sesame seeds - Florida Man poops into jewelry parking lot