赞楼主人间清醒。 不过，绝大部分的大姐阿姨们是这样的： 大姐: 你猜我几岁？你肯定想不到我几岁。 我：啊。。。我真的猜不出来。 大姐：我$$岁了！看我的模样完全看不出来吧，几乎每个人知道我的年龄都很惊讶。 好吧，自己感觉良好就成。可是，大姐你真的就是$$岁的样子啊，头发不浓密，体态也不挺拔，脸色泛黄甚至有斑，可见的打了针（更不要说没做医美的）。。。 十有八九。 尤其是各路sales夸你年轻的时候，笑笑就玩了。自己多少岁，心里没点数么？别人说你不显年纪的时候，most of time they are just being nice.
赞楼主人间清醒。 不过，绝大部分的大姐阿姨们是这样的： 大姐: 你猜我几岁？你肯定想不到我几岁。 我：啊。。。我真的猜不出来。 大姐：我$$岁了！看我的模样完全看不出来吧，几乎每个人知道我的年龄都很惊讶。 好吧，自己感觉良好就成。可是，大姐你真的就是$$岁的样子啊，头发不浓密，体态也不挺拔，脸色泛黄甚至有斑，可见的打了针（更不要说没做医美的）。。。 十有八九。 尤其是各路sales夸你年轻的时候，笑笑就玩了。自己多少岁，心里没点数么？别人说你不显年纪的时候，most of time they are just being nice. 雅歌~ 发表于 2022-08-29 16:16
这个话题，容我再搬一次这个有名的笑话： I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class, some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Northmont high school. “Yes. Yes, I did. I’m a thunderbolt,” he said gleaming with pride. “When did you graduate?” I asked. He answered, “in 1975. Why do you ask?” “You were in my class!”, I exclaimed. He looked at me closely, then, the ugly, old, bald, wrinkle-faced, fat, gray-haired, decrepit fool asked, “What did you teach?”!!!!
这个话题，容我再搬一次这个有名的笑话： I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class, some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Northmont high school. “Yes. Yes, I did. I’m a thunderbolt,” he said gleaming with pride. “When did you graduate?” I asked. He answered, “in 1975. Why do you ask?” “You were in my class!”, I exclaimed. He looked at me closely, then, the ugly, old, bald, wrinkle-faced, fat, gray-haired, decrepit fool asked, “What did you teach?”!!!! AstralTraveler 发表于 2022-08-29 23:27
这个话题，容我再搬一次这个有名的笑话： I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class, some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Northmont high school. “Yes. Yes, I did. I’m a thunderbolt,” he said gleaming with pride. “When did you graduate?” I asked. He answered, “in 1975. Why do you ask?” “You were in my class!”, I exclaimed. He looked at me closely, then, the ugly, old, bald, wrinkle-faced, fat, gray-haired, decrepit fool asked, “What did you teach?”!!!! AstralTraveler 发表于 2022-08-29 23:27
这个话题，容我再搬一次这个有名的笑话： I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class, some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Northmont high school. “Yes. Yes, I did. I’m a thunderbolt,” he said gleaming with pride. “When did you graduate?” I asked. He answered, “in 1975. Why do you ask?” “You were in my class!”, I exclaimed. He looked at me closely, then, the ugly, old, bald, wrinkle-faced, fat, gray-haired, decrepit fool asked, “What did you teach?”!!!! AstralTraveler 发表于 2022-08-29 23:27
赞楼主人间清醒。 不过，绝大部分的大姐阿姨们是这样的： 大姐: 你猜我几岁？你肯定想不到我几岁。 我：啊。。。我真的猜不出来。 大姐：我$$岁了！看我的模样完全看不出来吧，几乎每个人知道我的年龄都很惊讶。 好吧，自己感觉良好就成。可是，大姐你真的就是$$岁的样子啊，头发不浓密，体态也不挺拔，脸色泛黄甚至有斑，可见的打了针（更不要说没做医美的）。。。 十有八九。 尤其是各路sales夸你年轻的时候，笑笑就玩了。自己多少岁，心里没点数么？别人说你不显年纪的时候，most of time they are just being nice. 雅歌~ 发表于 2022-08-29 16:16
这个话题，容我再搬一次这个有名的笑话： I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class, some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Northmont high school. “Yes. Yes, I did. I’m a thunderbolt,” he said gleaming with pride. “When did you graduate?” I asked. He answered, “in 1975. Why do you ask?” “You were in my class!”, I exclaimed. He looked at me closely, then, the ugly, old, bald, wrinkle-faced, fat, gray-haired, decrepit fool asked, “What did you teach?”!!!! AstralTraveler 发表于 2022-08-29 23:27
是啊，没法子
事实上你就已经是大妈了啊。
摆正很难啊，毕竟人生是单行线，无法掉头了
年龄上是了，心态上还不愿意
主要是眼神表情啊，再加上下垂皱纹，无可挽回了
谢谢安慰，你是好心人
说实话我觉得阿姨比大姐好听 大学生叫我阿姨我觉得还挺好呀 毕竟是隔着辈分呢
这不是废话吗
你本来就很老啊 我是说跟青少年比
为啥要装嫩呢？四十多，经济上没有压力，老公孩子家庭幸福，多好啊。 公司团建，later 20s的abc同事以为我和她差不多大。come on，如果我才later 20s，能有现在knowledgeable ，办事能有现在的效率吗？
这个打扮定义很难判定啊，而且很难学习，文学城上大妈只有两种，一种贵妇打扮，但是眼神都挺凌厉的，另一种花里胡哨的。
素色经典单品即可。
为什么不可能…如果眼神趋于真实反映内心，我觉得其实相比皮相内心要容易掌控得多啊。
和朋友之间开始交流胆固醇高，血压， 血糖高了怎么办
大姐: 你猜我几岁？你肯定想不到我几岁。 我：啊。。。我真的猜不出来。 大姐：我$$岁了！看我的模样完全看不出来吧，几乎每个人知道我的年龄都很惊讶。
好吧，自己感觉良好就成。可是，大姐你真的就是$$岁的样子啊，头发不浓密，体态也不挺拔，脸色泛黄甚至有斑，可见的打了针（更不要说没做医美的）。。。 十有八九。 尤其是各路sales夸你年轻的时候，笑笑就玩了。自己多少岁，心里没点数么？别人说你不显年纪的时候，most of time they are just being nice.
是这么回事。 生物钟就是生物钟， 什么逆生长， 骗谁呢？ 看看那些40多岁硬要演少女的女星就知道了。
你本来期望人家怎么看你？难道不就是阿姨么？
关键是她参照物选错啊， 跨了代比不是自己找虐？ 最好的也不过是和同龄人比稍微显年轻/老相 ， 这种赞美/伤害算个鬼啊！这版上有几个大妈现了真身，是如他们自己所说的奔5了看上去30多？也不是自欺欺人 就是自我感觉良好
都是这样的。今年第一次，去小孩学校，高中，没被认成是同学。四张之后会有很大变化的。主要是成熟自信了。
这倚老卖老的，没人真以为你和她差不多大，come on什么呢
一般喊大姐那是真的老了
re 明明是abc小孩会说话而已。。怎么可能看着差不多大。。青春气息都写在脸上
小红书上的p图滤镜都多少层了啊。。一点都不真实
LOL
hahahahah
你用上美颜也是逆天大美女
好桑心
不过呢，我生完老二以后加速度的就衰老了。虽然我也不是很在意这些，老就老了吧。年轻回去还不是要把所有的艰辛劳累再来一次？也没什么意思。
真相
哈哈，是的，尤其看到自己脸上两坨下坠的肉，一点办法都没有。
最后一句punch line实在是太搞了，哈哈哈。
没有几个人能够优雅的老去的。都会老去，优雅地没几个。男的油腻，女的刻薄。
你是女的？
檀次健也是大叔了吧？不对，是檀健次哈
年轻人就是八点钟等太阳。世界是他们的，也是我们的，但是归根结底是他们的
难道你不知道美国的镜子都是显瘦的？ 我早觉得镜子里的自己和照片中的自己差别蛮大的。 也有人做过一个实验，说我们眼睛看镜中的自己， 有自我美颜的效果。 而照片如果不是挑好的角度，会自动让人显得宽一些。
居然还以青少年为标尺，lz 相当年轻啊。 我昨晚做梦，梦见和一18岁的姑娘成了闺蜜，梦里我开完笑说我都可以做你妈了，咱们是忘年交啊。醒来觉得自己的玩笑好冷，这不是跨越辈分忘年交是什么 ；））
店里的镜子和灯光很多都是专门设计过的，让人看上去显瘦显年轻一点。
大脸大头的人年轻的时候吃点亏，但是老的慢些。上帝算是公平的吧。
这个笑话实在是太好笑了！
你果然是大家的福音💗😀