这就是daddy jokes 啊 举个例子: A goose walks into a bar and orders a beer. He says ” put it on my bill”. The bartender says: “ you haven’t paid in weeks, you gotta gimme something “. So the goose gives him some feathers and says: “ Consider this a down payment “
这就是daddy jokes 啊 举个例子: A goose walks into a bar and orders a beer. He says ” put it on my bill”. The bartender says: “ you haven’t paid in weeks, you gotta gimme something “. So the goose gives him some feathers and says: “ Consider this a down payment “ lessmore 发表于 2022-02-15 11:46
这就是daddy jokes 啊 举个例子: A goose walks into a bar and orders a beer. He says ” put it on my bill”. The bartender says: “ you haven’t paid in weeks, you gotta gimme something “. So the goose gives him some feathers and says: “ Consider this a down payment “ lessmore 发表于 2022-02-15 11:46
有一次,我们包包子,发面的时候,用一杯糖水激活酵母,然后我女儿就和我探讨如果把yeast和糖水都喝下去,会不会吐泡泡这个问题,我那个懵懵懂懂的儿子,突然插话:what will happen if I eat west? 还有一个类似的,一个老爸带着儿子认各个行星,什么Saturn Jupiter Uranus,小孩听得一头雾水,问老爸:which one is MYranus?
Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong." Yo momma so poor that when I told her about the Last Supper she thought the food stamps had run out. Yo momma so poor she waves an ice lolly around and calls it air conditioning. Yo momma so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry. Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry. Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry. Yo momma so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
这就是daddy jokes 啊 举个例子: A goose walks into a bar and orders a beer. He says ” put it on my bill”. The bartender says: “ you haven’t paid in weeks, you gotta gimme something “. So the goose gives him some feathers and says: “ Consider this a down payment “ lessmore 发表于 2022-02-15 11:46
有一次,我们包包子,发面的时候,用一杯糖水激活酵母,然后我女儿就和我探讨如果把yeast和糖水都喝下去,会不会吐泡泡这个问题,我那个懵懵懂懂的儿子,突然插话:what will happen if I eat west? 还有一个类似的,一个老爸带着儿子认各个行星,什么Saturn Jupiter Uranus,小孩听得一头雾水,问老爸:which one is MYranus? 驫龘麤靐 发表于 2022-02-15 12:01
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幽默也是一种天分,跟长得漂亮一样吃香
其他的不错哈哈
🛋️ 沙发板凳
哈哈哈哈 鹅我没get到 解释一下
这个她也讲过,我忘写了
第四个哪有什么谐音梗?
字意讲不通,这么小的孩子也不会拼写,就是字音相近的产物。
最后一题的right和left都是多义词,不是谐音梗,我的脑子分两半,左和右,左边没右边的(左脑没点儿对的玩意儿),右边的没左边的(右脑完全就是空的)。
这个应该是别的地方看到的,我女儿也说过
不知道前面三个,但第四个肯定是广为流传的
我估计很多小娃娃的笑话都是电视上书上或者朋友间互相学的
这是原创吗?很👍啊
其实这个还蛮好笑的哈哈哈哈
应该不是吧。我也不知道。
Because I dont know U....
哈哈,这个也是我家小孩最喜欢说的
这个不太懂哎 老阿姨落伍了 麻烦解释一下
still no idea.
不是原创, 谈不上 talent
这个听乐了。其他的都听我儿子念叨过,您儿子的没听过。
我有次过生日, 女儿给我买本 daddy jokes. 还真是挺有趣的。
还有一个类似的,一个老爸带着儿子认各个行星,什么Saturn Jupiter Uranus,小孩听得一头雾水,问老爸:which one is MYranus?
Why should you never trust a carp’s excuse? They always seem a little fishy.
7 8 9...那不是应该 9 afraid of 7 吗?
9已经被吃了 没有害怕一说了 6是目击证人 毕竟离的那么近😉
双关,left / right 都有两个意思 这都是很常见的英语双关和谐音笑话
我儿子也有: -- what''s the best day to fry a fish? -- Friday
还有那个 knock knock who''s there? 有好多好多变种。
re - 学校里老师和同学都会讲这些笑话,而且有专门这样的书卖,我家就有一本。都不是原创啦!
haha 好聪明
哈哈哈好好笑怎么办
you made my day...
你做我日
Yo momma so poor that when I told her about the Last Supper she thought the food stamps had run out.
Yo momma so poor she waves an ice lolly around and calls it air conditioning.
Yo momma so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry.
Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry.
Yo momma so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Dad, Alice said I am just average. Ohh, that sounds mean.
哈哈哈哈,这个好好笑
这实在太冷了救命
哈哈哈哈
这个好!
我家的天天要google tell me a joke,然后记下来反复练习。google的笑话有限,好些我们都听了几百遍了,帖子提到的书要去找来看看。
我以前mac air贴纸就是用的这句,然后有个大脑的图片,很可爱
好聪明😁😁
haha, that is good one !!
mark mark
都是经典的段子, kids jokes book 我们家一堆
这个不是原创
哈哈哈,你最后一个词是不是多打了一个r?