记得Sat radio 上有个family friendly的笑话channel. 其实读笑话/humor也很有意思： 我来贴两个吧： A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While she was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on her. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, she began to realize how warm she was getting, as the dung was actually thawing her out. She lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, promptly dug her out and ate her. Moral of the story Not everyone who s**ts on you is your enemy. Not everyone who gets you out of s**t is your friend. And when you’re warm and happy in some deep s**t, it’s best to keep your mouth shut. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At the finals of the National Poetry Competition the two finalist were an unlikely pair. Finalist number one was a Harvard educated professor of literature and the winner of several previous competitions. Finalist number two was a young Marine Lcpl. from the hills of West Virginia who needed help filling out the entry form. The final round consisted of each competitor being given the same word and having thirty seconds to complete a verse, using the word. The Professor went first. The Judge said, " The final word this year is ''''Timbuktu" The Prof. started thinking. Ten seconds went by. Twenty seconds. The crowd became nervous. After twenty eight seconds the Prof. began, "Across the hot Sahara sand, Trekked the dusty caravan. Men on camels, two by two, Destination- Timbuktu." The crowd went wild, there was no way that the Hillbilly Marine would ever top that. The Lcpl. was brought on stage. The judge gave the word, "Timbuktu." The young Lcpl. looked to the sky, he thought for 10-15 seconds, stepped up to the microphone, cleared his throat, and began, "Tim ''en me, a-hunting went, Met three girls in a pop-up-tent, They was three and we was two, So, I bucked one and Tim Buck Two!"
太多了啊，我比较喜欢低调自嘲的中年男，Marc Maron, Jim Gaffigan, Tom Segura, 最近很火的Nate Bargatze, Jim Jefferies 然后最近在追老牌的 Norm McDonald, 太嘲了，属于说一段胡话都能觉得很好笑的。 喜欢英帮的，Jimmy Carr, Dara O'Briain
george carlin dave cheppalle trevor noah bill burr
Jimmy Gaffigan 他不讲脏段子
LOL he's the best!
种族笑话：主要是讲自己种族的stereotype加上别的一些。看你喜欢看那个种族的了。Asian, Italian, Jews, Black, Hispanic, Indian，你能想到的任何一个种族的comedian都有。 男女笑话：白人comedian专讲。上面提到的少数族裔comedian也会讲一些。总之就是非常常见。 政治笑话：这个比较稀少，一般比较”严肃“的才会讲。很多talk show host都是stand-up comedian出身，这个是他们的主题。
电视剧《The marvelous Mrs Maisel》 一个女性脱口秀演员的故事。
最不喜欢的部分是男主角出轨对象是个亚裔女。
男主角出轨对象是白女，在第一季。他后来离婚了以后约会的那个女生才是华裔。
Mark
我也推荐一个华裔的 Ronny chieng
经典的comedians里，喜欢Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr和Norm Mcdonald
不过有些vulgar…
我也非常喜欢他。大家去看看当时一个加州的教授因为讲中文“那个”被学生告发，停职的时候他的节目就站出来为教授说话。他自己是个黑人。
我来贴两个吧：
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While she was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on her. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, she began to realize how warm she was getting, as the dung was actually thawing her out. She lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, promptly dug her out and ate her. Moral of the story Not everyone who s**ts on you is your enemy. Not everyone who gets you out of s**t is your friend. And when you’re warm and happy in some deep s**t, it’s best to keep your mouth shut.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At the finals of the National Poetry Competition the two finalist were an unlikely pair. Finalist number one was a Harvard educated professor of literature and the winner of several previous competitions. Finalist number two was a young Marine Lcpl. from the hills of West Virginia who needed help filling out the entry form.
The final round consisted of each competitor being given the same word and having thirty seconds to complete a verse, using the word. The Professor went first. The Judge said, " The final word this year is ''''Timbuktu" The Prof. started thinking. Ten seconds went by. Twenty seconds. The crowd became nervous. After twenty eight seconds the Prof. began, "Across the hot Sahara sand, Trekked the dusty caravan. Men on camels, two by two, Destination- Timbuktu."
The crowd went wild, there was no way that the Hillbilly Marine would ever top that. The Lcpl. was brought on stage. The judge gave the word, "Timbuktu." The young Lcpl. looked to the sky, he thought for 10-15 seconds, stepped up to the microphone, cleared his throat, and began, "Tim ''en me, a-hunting went, Met three girls in a pop-up-tent, They was three and we was two, So, I bucked one and Tim Buck Two!"
trevornoah 他有自己的频道 也有巡回 买了他的现场票 然后michaelmclytrne 英国的也很好笑
我也喜欢他 看他在台上满场转 上次看到有人comment说他付灯光师的钱真是太值了
+1 很喜欢Trevor Noah
我也特别喜欢他，他很多段子都是family friendly的，抱怨有娃生活的和看牙医那两段几乎没把我笑背过气去，看了无数遍了。
听 george carlin 骂人太爽。 当然他谁都骂， 要做好自己也被骂得准备。
他讲男人洗澡的那个也巨搞笑
fluffy gift basket 恶搞他朋友还有讲英国口音的都是经典
Trevor 讲俄罗斯口音的那个简直是绝了，笑的我眼泪都流出来了。
同喜欢ronny chieng
然后最近在追老牌的 Norm McDonald, 太嘲了，属于说一段胡话都能觉得很好笑的。
喜欢英帮的，Jimmy Carr, Dara O'Briain
Netflix 出了一个他去年的新段子，挺好笑的
你和我口味比较接近，呵呵，crowd work建议看下youtube的Dara O'briein，他在美国不大出名，我是一英国朋友推荐的，看了之后惊为天人... 就是口音需要使点劲