我以前公司的一个秘书,西裔大妈,老公是蓝领,我忘了具体干啥的了,开个pickup到处接活儿的,俩人青梅竹马,高中毕业后她读个community college ,男的就工作了。大妈人很热情,一直叫我kiddo,喜欢抓我聊天,一次忘了聊啥,说到他家房子,我还没来得及表示仰慕,她说是她儿时的家,后来父母转售给她的,她出生之前父母买下来的时候也不算难,那时候那个房子是街尽头最后一家,旁边就是农场,她从小就跟农场主混得熟,老去骑马。。。后来那片就开发成住宅了,然后就沧海桑田了。
我记得N年前在学校的某教授办公室门口看到过的笑话—— A professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home leaked. He called a plumber. The plumber came the next day and sealed a few screws, and everything was working as before. The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked. "This is one-third of my monthly salary!" he yelled. Well, all the same he paid it and then the plumber said to him, "I understand your position as a professor. Why don't you come to our company and apply for a plumber position? You will earn three times as much as a professor. But remember, when you apply, tell them that you completed only seven elementary classes. They don't like educated people." So it happened. The professor got a job as a plumber and his life significantly improved. He just had to seal a screw or two occasionally, and his salary went up significantly. One day, the board of the plumbing company decided that every plumber had to go to evening classes to complete the eighth grade. So, our professor had to go there too. It just happened that the first class was math. The evening teacher, to check students' knowledge, asked for a formula for the area of a circle. The person asked was the professor. He jumped to the board, and then he realized that he had forgotten the formula. He started to reason it, and he filled the white board with integrals, differentials, and other advanced formulas to conclude the result he forgot. As a result, he got "minus pi times r square." He didn't like the minus, so he started all over again. He got the minus again. No matter how many times he tried, he always got a minus. He was frustrated. He gave the class a frightened look and saw all the plumbers whisper: "Switch the limits of the integral!!"
我记得N年前在学校的某教授办公室门口看到过的笑话—— A professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home leaked. He called a plumber. The plumber came the next day and sealed a few screws, and everything was working as before. The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked. "This is one-third of my monthly salary!" he yelled. Well, all the same he paid it and then the plumber said to him, "I understand your position as a professor. Why don't you come to our company and apply for a plumber position? You will earn three times as much as a professor. But remember, when you apply, tell them that you completed only seven elementary classes. They don't like educated people." So it happened. The professor got a job as a plumber and his life significantly improved. He just had to seal a screw or two occasionally, and his salary went up significantly. One day, the board of the plumbing company decided that every plumber had to go to evening classes to complete the eighth grade. So, our professor had to go there too. It just happened that the first class was math. The evening teacher, to check students' knowledge, asked for a formula for the area of a circle. The person asked was the professor. He jumped to the board, and then he realized that he had forgotten the formula. He started to reason it, and he filled the white board with integrals, differentials, and other advanced formulas to conclude the result he forgot. As a result, he got "minus pi times r square." He didn't like the minus, so he started all over again. He got the minus again. No matter how many times he tried, he always got a minus. He was frustrated. He gave the class a frightened look and saw all the plumbers whisper: "Switch the limits of the integral!!" coalpilerd 发表于 2021-05-21 10:24
我记得N年前在学校的某教授办公室门口看到过的笑话—— A professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home leaked. He called a plumber. The plumber came the next day and sealed a few screws, and everything was working as before. The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked. "This is one-third of my monthly salary!" he yelled. Well, all the same he paid it and then the plumber said to him, "I understand your position as a professor. Why don't you come to our company and apply for a plumber position? You will earn three times as much as a professor. But remember, when you apply, tell them that you completed only seven elementary classes. They don't like educated people." So it happened. The professor got a job as a plumber and his life significantly improved. He just had to seal a screw or two occasionally, and his salary went up significantly. One day, the board of the plumbing company decided that every plumber had to go to evening classes to complete the eighth grade. So, our professor had to go there too. It just happened that the first class was math. The evening teacher, to check students' knowledge, asked for a formula for the area of a circle. The person asked was the professor. He jumped to the board, and then he realized that he had forgotten the formula. He started to reason it, and he filled the white board with integrals, differentials, and other advanced formulas to conclude the result he forgot. As a result, he got "minus pi times r square." He didn't like the minus, so he started all over again. He got the minus again. No matter how many times he tried, he always got a minus. He was frustrated. He gave the class a frightened look and saw all the plumbers whisper: "Switch the limits of the integral!!" coalpilerd 发表于 2021-05-21 10:24
另外说我职业歧视的,如果你发现你家园丁啊,清洁阿姨啊,住的是你家买都买不起的房子,你不震惊吗? 最近实在是没啥事情发,无聊一下,准备收拾收拾vacation 咯
可能是跟人合租的房子。 。。。。楼主想多了
我房东曾经是我同事,隔壁部门的经理,学历很好,管着几百号人非常能干,副业买房子当房东,后来房子太多钱也太多,他就辞了经理的工作专职做房东了。。。。。所以他真的是身体力行“劳动不分高下”,不管蓝领白领他都干得超级成功。
想起来,我们公司衣服包包最名牌的都是高管助理。
别再和人比了。幸福主要看心态。住的地方比你差的,也未必就不比你幸福。
A professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home leaked. He called a plumber. The plumber came the next day and sealed a few screws, and everything was working as before. The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked. "This is one-third of my monthly salary!" he yelled. Well, all the same he paid it and then the plumber said to him, "I understand your position as a professor. Why don't you come to our company and apply for a plumber position? You will earn three times as much as a professor. But remember, when you apply, tell them that you completed only seven elementary classes. They don't like educated people." So it happened. The professor got a job as a plumber and his life significantly improved. He just had to seal a screw or two occasionally, and his salary went up significantly. One day, the board of the plumbing company decided that every plumber had to go to evening classes to complete the eighth grade. So, our professor had to go there too. It just happened that the first class was math. The evening teacher, to check students' knowledge, asked for a formula for the area of a circle. The person asked was the professor. He jumped to the board, and then he realized that he had forgotten the formula. He started to reason it, and he filled the white board with integrals, differentials, and other advanced formulas to conclude the result he forgot. As a result, he got "minus pi times r square." He didn't like the minus, so he started all over again. He got the minus again. No matter how many times he tried, he always got a minus. He was frustrated. He gave the class a frightened look and saw all the plumbers whisper: "Switch the limits of the integral!!"
这么有钱还努力上班值得敬佩啊
我家上次雇的做水泥的,给我看个sample color,是他自己家院子,也是好区的豪宅。
据我一个CxO朋友说,这种家里有矿的还特别好用。因为人家不愁钱,找工作都是奔着真爱找的,薪资待遇过得去就行,干起活来开开心心,也乐意多学东西来长进自己。
这些真的比不了,楼主你以后就慢慢习惯了。
我园丁住的房可能比我的贵,因为他早20年买的
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈😂
以前公司的一个小弟,20多岁白男,胖乎乎满喜庆。后来发现原来当地(虽不算宇宙中心,也是一线城市了)最大一片购物广场是他家的。不是一两座楼,是像一片outlet那么大的地方,但好多高楼的那种。
是的,而且我发现强插的往往开好车,很多宝马大奔
广州深圳很多拆迁造就的隐性富豪 房产证几十上百个都是整栋连号 每天穿着体恤短裤人字拖在街上晃荡
这什么nosey邻居啊,这么讨厌。
你这是不懂啊。 管道工水电工修车铺搞花园这种,赚钱的很多,百万起,但是都是爹把手艺教好了,铺子客户攒好了,就给他,给人打工的时薪$35.什么包工头更是劳心过华尔街。 我劝你从$15块管道工学徒做起。这样孩子才能挣的又多又自在。
这么长,还一点也不好笑。看懂的人能简化一下,突出笑点吗?
华尔街太太晚上不去knickerbocker聚会跑到华人取笑管道工工资干嘛……我从来没见过15/小时的管道工工资,找个16岁高中生看孩子一个小时也得有15了,你上哪儿找这么低工资的管道工学徒啊?
我朋友的园丁就是热爱花草,虽然老头60年代以来在如今的顶级学区买了几套房子。
有一次机场shuttle司机胖白男乐呵呵的非常健谈。发现他家非常有钱,就是来打发时间的。