Use the Pirate resignation letter, :P Dear //Insert my bosses name//: After an appropriate period of deliberation, I have come to the decision to tender my resignation from //insert employer name//, effective April 24, 2021. Please know that I still maintain a high level of respect for you as a manager and supervisor, and I thank you sincerely for the support and assistance you have offered me in each of those roles. I have been proud to work for //insert employer name// l over the past three years; it has been a journey that has provided me an unparalleled foundation to move forward to new and exciting opportunities. As such, I have decided to become a professional pirate. It has always been a dream of mine to live the life of a swashbuckling corsair, beholden to none and master of all I survey. Once my crew of unabashed rogues is assembled, we shall take to the capacious expanse of the high seas to pursue fortune, fame, and hair-raising adventure. Our path may not be filled with the porcine comforts and technological marvels that //insert employer name// provides, but we shall nonetheless move forward to carve a name for ourselves in the annals of bold insurgency and death-defying derring-do. Once I have a keen blade at my hip and the Jolly Roger is flapping high above me, I believe I will find my true calling. Please note that I am currently accepting applications for First Officer, if you are at all interested in applying. I will provide a full medical and dental plan, which will offer immediate coverage of all maladies other than scurvy and the occasional bout of rickets. Sincerely, //Insert your name here//
裸辞和其他的辞职有啥区别？网上搜辞职信样本很多啊。难道是因为裸辞不想写那些感谢的话？那就别写信了。通知一声就好了。
Google is your friend
+1，戏太多
Dear //Insert my bosses name//:
After an appropriate period of deliberation, I have come to the decision to tender my resignation from //insert employer name//, effective April 24, 2021.
Please know that I still maintain a high level of respect for you as a manager and supervisor, and I thank you sincerely for the support and assistance you have offered me in each of those roles. I have been proud to work for //insert employer name// l over the past three years; it has been a journey that has provided me an unparalleled foundation to move forward to new and exciting opportunities.
As such, I have decided to become a professional pirate. It has always been a dream of mine to live the life of a swashbuckling corsair, beholden to none and master of all I survey. Once my crew of unabashed rogues is assembled, we shall take to the capacious expanse of the high seas to pursue fortune, fame, and hair-raising adventure.
Our path may not be filled with the porcine comforts and technological marvels that //insert employer name// provides, but we shall nonetheless move forward to carve a name for ourselves in the annals of bold insurgency and death-defying derring-do. Once I have a keen blade at my hip and the Jolly Roger is flapping high above me, I believe I will find my true calling.
Please note that I am currently accepting applications for First Officer, if you are at all interested in applying. I will provide a full medical and dental plan, which will offer immediate coverage of all maladies other than scurvy and the occasional bout of rickets.
Sincerely,
//Insert your name here//
明天开始，老子不干了！
Italian hospital employee accused of skipping work for 15 years https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-56822571.amp
随便写写吧，都要走了。给出2 week notice