不公平?!

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CuminLamb
楼主 (北美华人网)
发了个女生自慰小调查,去洗手间小便完才发现自己湿得一塌糊涂。男人是不会不知道自己硬的,对吗?女人却可能不知道自己湿。我刚想说不公平,转念一想,女人湿可以人不知鬼不觉,男人硬却容易被人看见哈哈。
看到这里,各位看官有什么亲历或耳闻的小趣事可以分享吗?
老规矩,十楼以后我来讲一个相关的故事。有故事情节的十层楼哦!
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ChristinaW
传说中的手插到裤兜里,就是在调整JJ位置~~
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CuminLamb
传说中的手插到裤兜里,就是在调整JJ位置~~
ChristinaW 发表于 2021-01-18 17:08

哈哈哈,不说不知道,一说吓一跳!
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wenxuecity0824
所以说,女性是“触觉型动物”,而男性是“视觉型动物”。
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MeekSarah
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我就是中年人也不知自己湿了是因为我先生使我性兴奋引起的。
我先生需要开发我对我自己的湿润意识。
那时,我们还没有一起住,常用text message。当我先生按对我的了解 阅读我的内容,猜我应该湿润了,他总会吩咐我用手沾沾自己的阴唇,在拿出手指看看,尝尝,他说这是:「自我inspection」然后告诉他,我是不是湿润了。我先生每次都中奖。我问他,为什么我湿润了?他不厌烦的引导我说:「你想想前后和之间,你思想的是甚么?」原来我每次都在想一些与我先生互动,与我先生有关的事情。渐渐的,我认知到我先生是我性兴奋的原起。
「女人湿可以人不知鬼不觉,男人硬却容易被人看见哈哈」
记得我先生某一天早上晚了来上班,与我相约在公司lunch room裏, 他告诉我迟到的原因:他坐在咖啡馆阅读着 我前一天闭上眼睛第一次被他带动我手摸他硬硬粗壮的阴茎 的后感,发现阴茎自己硬得很明显,虽然有西裤在外面,但是还是太明显,到了一个程度 我先生选择不站起来,不想给任何人看见。他说他在那座位上 坐了很久很久,还没有软下来。所以在那咖啡馆裏耽搁了好长的时间。
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Littlesun2014
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cuminlamb delicious
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CuminLamb
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cuminlamb delicious
Littlesun2014 发表于 2021-01-18 21:53

孜然羊肉当然是绝佳美食啊😁
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xinchina

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yogalover
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otokorashii_onna
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那妹子你为啥没去扑倒他,哈哈哈哈哈
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yogalover
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那妹子你为啥没去扑倒他,哈哈哈哈哈
otokorashii_onna 发表于 2021-01-19 22:38

哎 老娘我心里万分万分得想呀
可是不是first date 嘛? 做人好难得
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otokorashii_onna
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哈哈哈哈,那啥时候second date嘛。下次扑了~
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yogalover
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哈哈哈哈,那啥时候second date嘛。下次扑了~
otokorashii_onna 发表于 2021-01-19 22:49

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss,

he is super dominant and strong....
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otokorashii_onna
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss,

he is super dominant and strong....
yogalover 发表于 2021-01-19 22:55

扑完了来afterglow一下。哈哈哈哈。
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MeekSarah
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My Sir can make me wet without even touching me.
When I discover I am being read and being studied by someone I trust, in response my love to him grow. If he understands me accurately and with respect, he won my heart. Sir pays very close attention to me. He often reaches out his hands to fix my hairs, my top and my skirt in a very gentlemen way. Many times I turn my head to look at him and find out he has been already looking at me like he has been reading my face and my eyes for some while. On the day he put the mark on my body, he told me that I had been wet for few times and when that happened. I asked how he would know without physically checking me. 
He said, “I can smell you”. 
I was stunned by how deep Sir had studied about me and he had read in so much information and learned about me.  He learned about my body scent. Now, he is able to differentiate my scent between sweat from being excited and nervous or wet from being arouse.
让我联想起 一首歌 【讀你】我先生就是在 讀我
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEnOFCHWJNg&ab_channel=Kiet
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wenxuecity0824
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My Sir can make me wet without even touching me.
When I discover I am being read and being studied by someone I trust, in response my love to him grow. If he understands me accurately and with respect, he won my heart. Sir pays very close attention to me. He often reaches out his hands to fix my hairs, my top and my skirt in a very gentlemen way. Many times I turn my head to look at him and find out he has been already looking at me like he has been reading my face and my eyes for some while. On the day he put the mark on my body, he told me that I had been wet for few times and when that happened. I asked how he would know without physically checking me. 
He said, “I can smell you”. 
I was stunned by how deep Sir had studied about me and he had read in so much information and learned about me.  He learned about my body scent. Now, he is able to differentiate my scent between sweat from being excited and nervous or wet from being arouse.
让我联想起 一首歌 【讀你】我先生就是在 讀我
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEnOFCHWJNg&ab_channel=Kiet

MeekSarah 发表于 2021-01-19 23:37

读你千遍也不厌倦 读你的感觉像三月 浪漫的季节 醉人的诗篇 唔
读你千遍也不厌倦 读你的感觉象春天 喜悦的经典 美丽的句点 唔
你的眉目之间 锁着我的哀怜 你的唇齿之间 留着我的誓言 你的一切移动 左右我的视线 你是我的诗篇 读你千遍也不厌倦 读你




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otokorashii_onna
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你写的风格很有那种读书人的文雅气 我每次看都觉得自己好粗鲁哦哈哈哈
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MeekSarah
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呵呵呵,我的 Asperger 有沟通表达的障碍,can't afford to talk like outside the book. Otherwise, 我得罪人自己也不知道。
最近我开始学日文,发现日文文法很适合 我 Asperger 的沟通思维来运用。
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MeekSarah
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谢谢你为我补上资料。
我曾经在 YouTube 找到了一个访问填词人的短片,原来填词人 用的 「读你」 的那个 「你」的对象是圣经。
我以前也把歌词的「你」看成我读圣经。直到遇上我先生,他完全给了我如歌詞裏描述的 被他读的 真实性,实在地感受在他爱裏。
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MeekSarah
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你写的风格很有那种读书人的文雅气 我每次看都觉得自己好粗鲁哦哈哈哈
otokorashii_onna 发表于 2021-01-20 00:33

我很欣赏你的才华。「文武双全」。你要文雅,你是写得出来的。
看你这两句就知道了,有格式,整整齐齐的两排子,像对联。
既能用英语,日语,国语,还加上你的母语方言,起码你懂 4 种语言。我敬佩!
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MeekSarah
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噢,这种感觉被你描述得太到家了 。 我有了我先生的爱之后才感受到这种女人味发生在自己身上。
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wenxuecity0824
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谢谢你为我补上资料。
我曾经在 YouTube 找到了一个访问填词人的短片,原来填词人 用的 「读你」 的那个 「你」的对象是圣经。
我以前也把歌词的「你」看成我读圣经。直到遇上我先生,他完全给了我如歌詞裏描述的 被他读的 真实性,实在地感受在他爱裏。
MeekSarah 发表于 2021-01-20 00:50

情人眼里出西施,你先生眼里出的是你。
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wenxuecity0824
我很欣赏你的才华。「文武双全」。你要文雅,你是写得出来的。
看你这两句就知道了,有格式,整整齐齐的两排子,像对联。
既能用英语,日语,国语,还加上你的母语方言,起码你懂 4 种语言。我敬佩!

MeekSarah 发表于 2021-01-20 00:55

赞! 人抬人高,水涨船高。
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MeekSarah
赞! 人抬人高,水涨船高。
wenxuecity0824 发表于 2021-01-20 01:12

你有文彩!
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yogalover
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My Sir can make me wet without even touching me.
When I discover I am being read and being studied by someone I trust, in response my love to him grow. If he understands me accurately and with respect, he won my heart. Sir pays very close attention to me. He often reaches out his hands to fix my hairs, my top and my skirt in a very gentlemen way. Many times I turn my head to look at him and find out he has been already looking at me like he has been reading my face and my eyes for some while. On the day he put the mark on my body, he told me that I had been wet for few times and when that happened. I asked how he would know without physically checking me. 
He said, “I can smell you”. 
I was stunned by how deep Sir had studied about me and he had read in so much information and learned about me.  He learned about my body scent. Now, he is able to differentiate my scent between sweat from being excited and nervous or wet from being arouse.
让我联想起 一首歌 【讀你】我先生就是在 讀我
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEnOFCHWJNg&ab_channel=Kiet

MeekSarah 发表于 2021-01-19 23:37

哈 i can smell you!!!
其实女性得那种sexuality,身体得稍微变话 阳刚男人得身体是可以感应到得 (不知道我想得对不对)
有时候我看到我喜欢得帅哥 我嘴唇不有自主得轻咬下唇,不由自主得傻笑 。。。 oh my naughty girl



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xinchina
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有时候自己阳刚力量附体了,确实会忘了sex哈
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teawulong
为什么一定要用不是很通顺的英语来描述呢?是中文无法表达出来还是不好意思说中文?我有一个不好的习惯,看到不通的英语就忍不住想去改。完全打乱了阅读的感觉。
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yogalover
为什么一定要用不是很通顺的英语来描述呢?是中文无法表达出来还是不好意思说中文?我有一个不好的习惯,看到不通的英语就忍不住想去改。完全打乱了阅读的感觉。
teawulong 发表于 2021-01-20 10:02

我们得英语很流利呀,you just have to learn to fit in