JANESVILLE, WI (The Borowitz Report)—Calling New Zealand’s Prime Minister “crooked and rigged,” Donald J. Trump accused Jacinda Ardern of competently handling the coronavirus pandemic in order to get reëlected. Speaking at a rally in Wisconsin, Trump called Ardern’s use of public-health measures to mitigate the impact of the coronavirus on her nation “a sleazy political move like you wouldn’t believe.” “This woman wanted to get reëlected, so she decided to go after the coronavirus and beat it,” he said. “This woman is a disgrace.” Video From The New Yorker Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Elizabeth Warren on Trump, the Supreme Court, and the Election Ramping up his attack on Ardern, Trump accused her of securing her election victory by “listening to scientists.” “She was talking to scientists every day,” Trump charged. “It’s all going to come out when we see her e-mails.” In a final denunciation of Ardern’s successful handling of the pandemic, Trump vowed, “You’ll never see me pulling something like that.”
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-accuses-new-zealands-prime-minister-of-competently-handling-the-coronavirus-to-get-reelected Trump Accuses New Zealand’s Prime Minister of Competently Handling the Coronavirus to Get Reëlected
JANESVILLE, WI (The Borowitz Report)—Calling New Zealand’s Prime Minister “crooked and rigged,” Donald J. Trump accused Jacinda Ardern of competently handling the coronavirus pandemic in order to get reëlected. Speaking at a rally in Wisconsin, Trump called Ardern’s use of public-health measures to mitigate the impact of the coronavirus on her nation “a sleazy political move like you wouldn’t believe.” “This woman wanted to get reëlected, so she decided to go after the coronavirus and beat it,” he said. “This woman is a disgrace.” Video From The New Yorker Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Elizabeth Warren on Trump, the Supreme Court, and the Election Ramping up his attack on Ardern, Trump accused her of securing her election victory by “listening to scientists.” “She was talking to scientists every day,” Trump charged. “It’s all going to come out when we see her e-mails.” In a final denunciation of Ardern’s successful handling of the pandemic, Trump vowed, “You’ll never see me pulling something like that.”
附上机翻，方便独运轮大妈阅读理解
特朗普指责新西兰总理处理冠状病毒能力强，得以连任
作者：Andy Borowitz
2020年10月18日
新西兰总理雅辛达·阿登
汉娜·彼得斯/盖蒂摄
珍妮斯维尔，威斯康星州（博罗维茨报道）-唐纳德·J·特朗普称新西兰总理“欺诈和操纵”，指责杰辛达·阿登（Jacinda Ardenn）在处理冠状病毒大流行问题时表现出色，以便再次当选。
特朗普在威斯康星州的一次集会上说，阿登利用公共卫生措施来减轻冠状病毒对她的国家的影响是“你不会相信的卑鄙政治举动”
他说：“这名妇女想重新当选，所以她决定追查冠状病毒并战胜它。”。“这个女人真丢人。”
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Alexandria Ocasio Cortez和Elizabeth Warren就特朗普、最高法院和选举进行了讨论
特朗普加大对阿登的攻击力度，指责她通过“倾听科学家的意见”来确保自己的选举胜利
特朗普指责说：“她每天都在和科学家交谈。“等我们看到她的电子邮件，一切都会水落石出。”
特朗普在最后一次谴责阿登成功处理大流行疫情时发誓，“你永远不会看到我拉那样的东西。”
為了連任，借債給人民發錢，新西蘭經濟給毀在工黨。